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2012/05/29 21:21:58
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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I'm going to answer for one of my brothers, he doesn't frequent this site much, but I know he'd be down for this.
about 1500 pts of Tau
ORDER: 475322
DESTRUCTION: 472664
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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2012/05/29 21:25:49
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Agile Revenant Titan
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I could do 2500pts of Eldar and 2500pts of Grey Knights, so 5000pts more for Order!
Order - 480322
Destruction - 472664
Iranna.
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2012/05/29 21:31:26
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Incubus
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I would bring about 3k of Noise Marines and my wife would bring 2000 Dark Eldar and 3000 Deamons so together we can bring 8k to Destruction
Order: 480322
Destruction: 480664
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2012/05/29 21:34:49
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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Huzzah!
Destruction now out-numbers order!
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Thanrial wrote:Your not going to wake up, pick up the paper (or search the news) and see a headline:
"40K PLAYER SHOOTS 100 PEOPLE SHOUTING "DAKKA"" .
infinite_array wrote:junk wrote:infinite_array wrote:There's absolutely no way this thread won't descend into Monty Python jokes until being locked. Ni!
HELP! HELP! The OP is being repressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
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2012/05/29 21:37:05
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Nope. Math error last page, order is off by about 100k. Someone not on smart phone needs to go back and correct.
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DO:70S++G++M+B++I+Pw40k93/f#++D++++A++++/eWD-R++++T(D)DM+
Note: Records since 2010, lists kept current (W-D-L)  Blue DP Crusade 126-11-6  Biel-Tan Aspect Waves 2-0-2  Looted Green Horde smash your face in 32-7-8  Broadside/Shield Drone/Kroot blitz goodness 23-3-4  Grey Hunters galore 17-5-5  Khan Bikes Win 63-1-1  Tanith with Pardus Armor 11-0-0  Crimson Tide 59-4-0  Green/Raven/Deathwing 18-0-0  Jumping GK force with Inq. 4-0-0  BTemplars w LRs 7-1-2  IH Legion with Automata 8-0-0  RG Legion w Adepticon medal 6-0-0 Primaris and Little Buddies 7-0-0
QM Templates here, HH army builder app for both v1 and v2
One Page 40k Ruleset for Game Beginners |
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2012/05/29 21:42:45
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Incubus
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Lobukia wrote:Nope. Math error last page, order is off by about 100k. Someone not on smart phone needs to go back and correct.
Math error last page looks to only make Order off by about 20k not 100k. Too lazy to get accurate number and gotta go to class. If not fixed before I get home I will fix.
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2012/05/29 22:29:42
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Bounding Assault Marine
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Add this when the numbers get fixed.
Space Marines=2000
Orks=500
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2012/05/29 22:56:34
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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I pledge my 2.5k LotD army to the forces of man...Oh and my warlord titan.
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To many unpainted models to count. |
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2012/05/29 23:44:42
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Screaming Shining Spear
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4,000 Eldar
2,000 IG
and just to mess up the numbers even more:
A single tactical marine for painting practice!!! 16 more points!!!
Order: 486338
Destruction: 480664
Have 1500 points of unbuilt Lizardmen who will be converted to Orks once my girlfriend decides to either do it or let me do it...
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 4500 Points
 3500 (1500 painting, using Lizardmen models) http://imgur.com/a/Y28Fw#0
 3000 Points of Heralds of Arcadia (Space Marines) |
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2012/05/30 07:13:07
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Ironically, order cannot do math (though it wasn't as far off as I had earlier guessed)
Luckily, we Ultramarines can do it for the rest of you
Order should be at 550,138 (I invite anyone to check, there was at least 1 math error on every page, most to our disfavor... Alpharius was here)
EDIT: Destruction, do your own math (wouldn't be surprised if you guys were dead on, go figure).
New totals
Order: 550,138
Destruction: 480,664
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2012/05/30 07:15:41
DO:70S++G++M+B++I+Pw40k93/f#++D++++A++++/eWD-R++++T(D)DM+
Note: Records since 2010, lists kept current (W-D-L) Blue DP Crusade 126-11-6 Biel-Tan Aspect Waves 2-0-2 Looted Green Horde smash your face in 32-7-8 Broadside/Shield Drone/Kroot blitz goodness 23-3-4 Grey Hunters galore 17-5-5 Khan Bikes Win 63-1-1 Tanith with Pardus Armor 11-0-0 Crimson Tide 59-4-0 Green/Raven/Deathwing 18-0-0 Jumping GK force with Inq. 4-0-0 BTemplars w LRs 7-1-2 IH Legion with Automata 8-0-0 RG Legion w Adepticon medal 6-0-0 Primaris and Little Buddies 7-0-0
QM Templates here, HH army builder app for both v1 and v2
One Page 40k Ruleset for Game Beginners |
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2012/05/30 13:13:13
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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If everyone is already starting to add every random model they own...
17 AOBR Warbosses: 1870
Order: 550,138
Destruction: 482,534
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
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2012/05/30 13:23:25
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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If i should stuff in everything:
- Around 25000 points of Imperial Guard
- 3222 points of Space Marines
- ~2500 points of Tau
- 12000 points worth of Super-Heavies (including a Warlord titan)
Order: 592,860
Destruction: 482,534
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My armies:
 14000 points |
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2012/05/30 13:31:03
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Wicked Warp Spider
A cave, deep in the Misty Mountains
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4500 points of Ulthwé Eldar
1500 points of Dark Angels
1300 points of Necrons
Order: 598,860
Destruction:483,834
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Craftworld Eleuven 4500
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
 LoneLictor wrote:I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
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2012/05/30 13:39:23
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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Updated totals (just went through thread):
Order: 599,960
Destruction: 512,334
Make sure it's clear whose side you're on and how many points are being added.
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2012/05/30 14:21:51
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Repentia Mistress
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I've got 7500 points of IG, 4750 points of Sisters of Battle, 2500 points of Grey Knights, 3550 points of Raven Guard space marines, and 3000 points of Slaanesh Chaos Daemons. Thats all my superheavies, gargantuan creatures, my fleets of vehicles, and hundreds of infantry. Naturally I am no where near painting all of that. I am maybe 1/4 of the way done and working furiously on my IG. I'd wager that the majority of my forces woudl land of the side of Order so thats 18300 more points for Order and 3000 more for the bad guys.
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2012/05/30 15:12:30
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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We have a 1,000,000 point game 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/05/30 16:16:23
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Horrific Horror
Melbourne, Australia
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well 1 mill in total...i wanna see 1 mill on each side looool imagine that...then imagine the game mechanics during play...a single movement phase...the dice needed for a single shooting phase...for one type of unit no less. it would be the most epic Guinness world record ever 2 gazillion dice rolled at 1 time lol.
okay lets see...i pledge 1200pts chaos and 2000pts daemons so the talley now should be:
Order: 618,260
Destruction: 518,534
oh man almost 100k diff...no way i'm redoing destruction math, this cannot be!
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 Rogue Traders (Chaos Space Marines) 500pts
 Warp Legions (Daemons) 2000pts |
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2012/05/30 16:17:10
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Thats ok, Chaos can have a few Strategems to make up the difference.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/05/30 16:18:42
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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1000 points of Crimson Fists
Posted earlier, forgot to add them up to the total. 
Order: 619,260
Destruction: 518,534
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2012/05/30 16:24:08
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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So when can we rent Dodger Stadium?
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/05/30 16:26:54
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Grey Templar wrote:So when can we rent Dodger Stadium?
Maybe we should do it regionally? Have a battle for each state/county/province? Then tally who won at the end?
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2012/05/30 17:51:04
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Horrific Horror
Melbourne, Australia
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okay we are getting some mathhammer errors here lol
i went though and found a 20k pt mistake for destruction around the top of page 2 and it was cool till this last page where we shot up 518,534 to my total count at 499,481 at this current post.
so it's clear that i am wrong and tzeentch has obfuscated my math ability.
Order: 619,260
Destruction: 518,534
i don't trust those order guys.......loooool
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Rogue Traders (Chaos Space Marines) 500pts
Warp Legions (Daemons) 2000pts |
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2012/05/30 18:14:00
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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Dark Angels: total 12,000
8,000 Deathwing
2,000 Ravenwing
2,000 3rd Company
Order: 631,260
Destruction: 518,534
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- Moron
 1k sons: in progress
 Necrons: 3000
deathwing: 8000
ravenwing: 2000
3rd co: 2000
 tyranids: 2500
 a ton of extra boyz and stuff up for trading/selling
Lizardmen: 2500 |
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2012/05/30 18:27:44
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Blood Angels 4000 points
Order: 635,260
Destruction: 518,534 Automatically Appended Next Post: TermiesInARaider wrote:Grey Templar wrote:So when can we rent Dodger Stadium?
Maybe we should do it regionally? Have a battle for each state/county/province? Then tally who won at the end?
And how many days are we going to need the Stadium? I think a Month should do it. . .
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2012/05/31 09:35:59
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Wicked Warp Spider
A cave, deep in the Misty Mountains
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Let's do it.
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Craftworld Eleuven 4500
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
LoneLictor wrote:I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
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2012/05/31 18:50:14
Subject: Re:Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Grey Templar wrote:So when can we rent Dodger Stadium?
Why a stadium?
Airfield 
Sure , you rent the Stadium and Dakkanauts will come... 
40k points should be ~ 1000 models , so 1000k may be ~ 25000 models.
Otoh if these 1mio points is invested in Guardsmen > ~ 166.000 models. Now, your turn to move..
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Target locked,ready to fire  
      
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2012/05/31 21:47:47
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Now imagine it in grots 3 pts per model x lots = brain hurts!
That's a fun army to move...
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2012/06/01 00:46:19
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Spawn of Chaos
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3500 points of extremely viscous Tau
Order: 638,760
Destruction: 518,534
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GUNS HOT BLOOD COLD!!! |
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2012/06/01 00:58:02
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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1000 points of SPESHH MAHREENS.
Order: 639,760
Destruction: 518,534
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/06/01 16:12:41
Subject: Battle of Dakka Dakka
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Tunneling Trygon
Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland
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1,500pts of Tyranids!
500pts of Chaos!
Order: 639,760
Destruction: 520,534
EDIT: How many points is one Firewarrior with a carbine? I have one of those!
EDIT2: And then the lone unaligned Firewarrior won the entire game by himself...
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3,000, VC: 3,000 