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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*DeQuest now has a very awkward look on her face as both wolves are now looking at her*
Um...
...
...
Ah feth it.
*boops the wolf over the head yet again with the coffee pot*
*then gets tackled by the breakfast wolf and gets sent flying across the room and lands with a clatter of armor*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Arashen, Segmentum Pacificus

*Athan mops up his last kill and let’s out a short but guttural cry as the mark on his arm fades back to scar tissue

I saw with eyes then young, and this is my testament.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Sister passed out as wolf seems to dissolve out of existence around her blade, a faint golden light around her hand making it vanish more quickly. The holy icons forcing the warp powers off*

*Breakfast wolf closes, the coffee pot bouncing off its head harlessly, the other head snapping while the second eyes evily*

*Breakfast wolf backs her against wall, both heads fighting to try and eat thr guards woman, each one snarling and dribbling saliva that prickles with warp power causing thr back of your keck to prickle., *

*onw mouth is sore and angry full of cacti spines*
*ignored marine too bent on hurting one who made it eat a cactus*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*DeQuest keeps on backing up, trying to make sure she can keep the wolf in full view at all times*
*reaches behind her for her combat knife and curses upon realizing that she apparently lost that too at some point*
*idly wonders why her memory has been so bad recently*
*gets ready to try and dodge should the wolf lunge*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Wolf finaly remembers what it was planning to do after both heads argue it outd*

*Wolf lunges and both heads fight yo lead the wold into battle*

*Sisters dead wolf has degraded away to point a greenish rune marked power sword lays next to unconchous sisters relaxed metalic hand*

"*swoeds activation and so runes marked in a high gothic, and a strange older dialect. *

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*DeQuest attempts to roll out of the way of the wolf's lunge*
*If this is successful she looks around desperately for something to use as a weapon, as hand-to-hand with a two headed chaos wolf sounds a tad unappealing at the moment*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Wolf thinks twice as fast as two heads but both try to do sown thing and for once her luck means wolf staggers as tries to run in two directions. *

*Wolf lunches and rips one bloody head out a light lined wall layer before turning and snarling unperturbed as one eye dangles from. A thread and one head is torn up badly*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*DeQuest finally spots another small cactus and sighs heavily before lunging for it*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Arashen, Segmentum Pacificus

*Athan looks solemnly at the remaining combatants and starts toward the last remaining wolf to provide support

“I’m sorry brothers... the mark is too much.”

I saw with eyes then young, and this is my testament.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Last wolf relised danger as marine approaches and charges the woman to knock her from reaching for thr painful cacti, not making nice food*

*Snaps at marine stretching it's neck as the more messed up head tried to grab at gaurd woman, with one eye missing its depth perception is messed up

*Sister is out of it unconchous, the gold light dissolved the wolf more quickly than others*

*Sword lays scattered near her hand, blade disactivated and pistol empty locked securely to hip. *




Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Arashen, Segmentum Pacificus

*Athan grabs the first snapping head and swiftly crushes it in his hands.

“No. No more, beast.”


I saw with eyes then young, and this is my testament.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Wolf staggers at it skull explodes and the half it's body it controlled collapses*

*other head snarls but missing one eye it's very ineffective at aiming and judging its position. It tries it's best*

*Sister out cold*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*DeQuest grabs the cacts and swings it at the last remaining head*
I don't recall reading about these in the Imperial Primer!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Wolf reveals its inhuman evil intelligence mimicking her in her own exact voice*

Primers, primers and protection did not save your crew...
We will have our last soul for the dark gods.

*head keeps snapping rather inaccurately wirh one eye, many missing teeth and blood and cuts all over*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*DeQuest's face goes white and for a second her defensive stance falters as the shock sets in*
YOU MANGY MUTT!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Arashen, Segmentum Pacificus

*Athan does his best to hold back the dying wolf and create an opening

"Quickly! Use the ... cactus?"

*Athan is perplexed and readies his remaining knife just in case

I saw with eyes then young, and this is my testament.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*DeQuest shakes her head once and then swings the mini cactus at the Wolf's head*
Remind me to go find an actual weapon after this....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Arashen, Segmentum Pacificus

*The barbs of the cactus bury themselves in the wolf's one good eye, and the beast staggers back as it swiftly bleeds out

*Athan plants one boot on the thrashing animal as its life force fades

I saw with eyes then young, and this is my testament.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*DeQuest sighs deeply and puts her hands on her thighs and inhales deeply*
I do NOT get paid enough for this bullgak.
*leans against the wall and sighs again*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Arashen, Segmentum Pacificus

*Athan echoes DeQuest's sigh

"We've been here all of ten minutes and there's already warpspawn trying to eat us."

I saw with eyes then young, and this is my testament.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Wolf dies forever hating cacti*
*seriously they now seek and destroy cacti*

*Sister wakes up slowly and leans up pushing up with robotic arm and nursing her organic one.*

*a faint gold light causes the wolves to be banished more quickly than before and bodies decay away into warp at faster rate*

My head.... Warp spawn. There a wensday when you serve inquisition.

Well you beat the 19 hour average lifespan. Congratulations.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*DeQuest just sighs again before responding*
I passed the 19 hour mark 5 years ago. Believe it or not having a Shadowsword tends to lengthen one's lifespan.
*rummages around in her backpack and pulls out a battered looking sleeping bag*
I'm going to bed now. Don't wake me up for anything other than the end of the world.
*crawls into the bag and falls asleep dang near instantly*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Arashen, Segmentum Pacificus

“Well she didn’t waste any time... you can rest as well sister. I’ll take the first watch.”

*Athan recovers his blades and cleans them.

I saw with eyes then young, and this is my testament.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Thank you... Even in power Armour I still felt its strengh..

*Curls up nursing hurt arm and rests head on a soft pile of plant materials. Mutters quietly a prayer about lost sisters reciting a serris of names before sleeping freffully and troubled*

*sleep is welcome. The memories it beings is not*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Arashen, Segmentum Pacificus

*Athan stokes his old cooking fire back to life and sits on a stump beside it. The glow of the embers burn deep into the old soldier’s eyes as dusk grows deeper around the room.

I saw with eyes then young, and this is my testament.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Sister curls up muttering names in her sleep and tosses about abit, obviously sleeping badly and effected by somthing. *

Ana, Victoria, Ren... Sisters.... No... Not again...

*hurt organic arm curled tightly close to her pistol and sword laying on ground next to where she was knocked out by the two headed chaos wolf*

*Blades metalic dark greenish runes glitter in fire light and are in a uncommon impirial language *

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*a rather large Ork clad in scrap armor crashes through the wall and addresses anyone who's awake*
OI! ANY OF YOU LOT KNOW WHERE DA NEAREST SUPERMORKIT IS? MY SNOTLING NEEDS SOME OINTMENT FOR DIS RASH HE'S GOT!

*DeQuest is still out of it on the floor*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/04/03 23:44:03


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Sister jumps awake mumbling and then shouting out*

Victoria... Don't! Leave me!

*Sees ork and grabs pistol firing but clicks empty as she forgot to reload before going to sleep*

Oh great Xenos too.

Nope... Ruins maybe, some old camps and a blown up shadow sword..

*Pronounces words like explaining slowly and carefully to some speaking a second language*


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Arashen, Segmentum Pacificus

*Athan blinks in surprise but goes back to stoking his fire

“Nothing around here, my green friend.”

I saw with eyes then young, and this is my testament.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*The Ork notices the Sister trying to shoot him and lets out a booming belly laugh*
SILLY HUMIE. YOU FORGOT TA LOAD DA DAKKA INTO IT!
*continues laughing for several seconds before he stands back up and tosses a rather heavy box of ammo at her*
ERE YA GO YA GIT! NEXT TIME I COME BACK I EXPECT YA TO HAVE YER SHOOTA READY TA GO!
*turns to Athan*
OI! SPHESS MAHREEN! YOU LOT ALWAYS KNOW WHERE DA GOOD STUFF IS, YOU GOTTA KNOW WHERE A SUPERMORKIT IS!
*at this point a Snotling rounds the corner, stops next tot he Sister, scratches himself a few times, and then smacks at her pistol with his spare hand*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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