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to play

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with my

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to massage

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App on

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lowly Friendster

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all day.

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I vow

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to remember

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to wash

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grandma's old

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and nasty

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feet with

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my own

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toothbrush again.

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Ebola is

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Not A

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fun way

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to meet

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an epidemiologist.

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A ventriloquist

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with laryngitis

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is often

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driven to

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sign language

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and prostitution.

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Today I

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harvested fungus

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from my

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refrigerator drawers

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to sell