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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So far I've driven 1657 miles in my new car.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

My 1658th post on this forum was around winter 2013.

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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

My friend has 1,659 Magic cards.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I probably have at least 1,660 french words to learn before I can say I have a good vocabulary.
   
Made in us
Leutnant





Louisville, KY, USA

Have some Irish whiskey for your French vocabulary!
   
Made in de
Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander






germany,bavaria

Saved a game of Pirates! at 1662 cause my fleet of Frigates I've captured from England was complete and I had to find out if I want some ships of the Line too..

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Target locked,ready to fire



In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.

H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





You know, I have a few friends who have performed at the Theatre Royal in London. Nice to think after 1663, it's still there.


They/them

 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

There was a tense moment in 1664, where if a leaf hadn't blown in exactly the correct direction, the internet would never exist.
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

The digits of 1665 add up to 18.

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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Welcome to London, 1666:

Spoiler:
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

1667 was a year beginning on a Saturday.

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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

In 1668 there was alot of work for a builder in London.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

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I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

1669 was when I re-conquered Germany as Rome on RAF of Civilization IV.

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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

In 1670 my ancestors were still living in Europe

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

In 1671, so was mine.
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

This topic was started over 1672 days ago.

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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

My password for my first safe was 1673

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Hi Zhengyan died in 1674.

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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

1675 passed around 341 years ago

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I don't think I was around in 1676.

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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Really? What about 1677? Were you around then?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

In 1678 the French Admiral ran his whole fleet aground.

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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world


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The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

In 1680 the Pueblo managed to ejected the Spanish from their lands.

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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

In 1681 there was a fair bit of chaos

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

I nearly have 2500 posts

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
I nearly have 2500 posts




Why did you skip 1682-2499?

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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Because I felt the need to break the monotony of this thread, but then I remembered it was pointless. Consider this my 1682nd mistake

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

If you take the number 1683, divide it by 400 and subtract 83 then you get the number of people I've murdered.

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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator






During his campaigns Alexander the great took the city of Tyre 1684 years ago.

Edit: ^Did you give life to 78 and 4/5 humans?

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His pattern of returning alive after being declared dead occurred often enough during Cain's career that the Munitorum made a special ruling that Ciaphas Cain is to never be considered dead, despite evidence to the contrary. 
   
 
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