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Stupid != Manly.

They aren't synonyms.

Unless you're a woman, that is.

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Balls touching? No? Not gay.
That's not what the thread is about though. I know some pretty butch gays I wouldn't bother picking a fight with.

An acquaintance from college was a former nose-guard and quite flaming. It was hilarious when my more conservative friends would come (go?) down on him for his homosexuality; never ended well for them.

rubiksnoob wrote:Me and my friend had a contest where you made the most disgusting pancake you could than the other guy had to eat it. first to puke lost. manly?

Depends on what you put in it and if you ate it.

This is what a real man's coffe mug should look like.

non wargaming pictures removed, please don't attach images like this to Dakka.

Real men use No More Tears baby formula shampoo.

Those belong to the wife for dealing with the kids.

I understand.

rubiksnoob wrote:Me and my friend had a contest where you made the most disgusting pancake you could than the other guy had to eat it. first to puke lost. manly?

Depends. Was there cum in it?

He said disgusting, not tasty ;D

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:He said disgusting, not tasty ;D

Oh he went there!

Damned bisexuals.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:He said disgusting, not tasty ;D

All you needed to do is post your avatar.

Allegedly.

Little Richard enjoys spurts of little richard.

You know, I just ran a quick check to see if I could find out if Little Richard is gay, and apparently he identifies as 'ex-gay'.

I now identify HIM as 'ex-cool'. Changing my avatar.

This thread is bad, and you should all feel bad about it.

Greatest picture ever.

How the F*** did he get that truck up there?!

By the power of muthafething Greyskull.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:He said disgusting, not tasty ;D

Albatross wrote: You know, I just ran a quick check to see if I could find out if Little Richard is gay, and apparently he identifies as 'ex-gay'.

I now identify HIM as 'ex-cool'. Changing my avatar.

You couldn't tell from your avatar picture? What does ex-gay even mean anyway... 'I was gay, but I gave it up... (unnaturally deep voice) for the ladies...'

CollossalDonkey wrote:

Albatross wrote: You know, I just ran a quick check to see if I could find out if Little Richard is gay, and apparently he identifies as 'ex-gay'.

I now identify HIM as 'ex-cool'. Changing my avatar.

You couldn't tell from your avatar picture? What does ex-gay even mean anyway... 'I was gay, but I gave it up... (unnaturally deep voice) for the ladies...'

Albatross wrote:

No, of course I knew he was bent! I was cool with it - I'm a 'Friend O' Gays'...

I'm NOT cool with this evangelical, born-again Christian 'de-programing' of homosexuality that he's now apparently involved in. I think it's vile.

Ah good show.

Yeah it's kind of like telling a rock it's actually a bird, and then claim it's flying because you threw it...

That has to be one of the funniest analogies i have heard!

You aren't a real man till you have spent a whole day, outside in a Canadian winter playing hockey drinking beer, cutting down trees and eating beaver tail.

Then you go into a log cabin for some steamy mansex.

I just finished repairing/changing the leaf springs on a friends trailer without the aid of power tools.

Used to drink until I lost a week out of my life from a friend and I drinking a half gallon of Jim Beam "Blazing Saddles" style. We finished it in an hour and a half. Was drunk for 3.5 days, hung over for another 3 days. That didn'y stop me.
What stopped me from drinking was that the 7th night after finishing the Jim Beam I went out, ordered and downed a couple of quad Jacks and promptly went back to my dorm and puked blood.

I drive a dually and ride sportbikes(Harlies are for posers that want to park at a starbucks or are couch potatos that just want to ride their sofa). Have held this opinion openly while being a bartender at a biker bar.

Was a powerlifter in my younger years.

Served in the Military

List goes on...............


And, I eat Quiche.(For those of you old enough to get the joke.)

I once told the bakery in town that the quiche I bought off them was rubbish. Criticising quiche is probably as bad as knowing how to make it.

Then again, all the real chefs are men.

focusedfire wrote:I just finished repairing/changing the leaf springs on a friends trailer without the aid of power tools.

I totally call bull on that one

Monster don't eat Quiche either... but, really, what is manlier than; hacking the back off a beast, forcing a solid through tiny a holes, beating up some zygotes, crushing some small seeds (remember women use a bloody millstone for that job), ripping some anchoring structures from the ground, beating it all together and roasting it?

Cooking is manly. If by cooking you mean turning the coffee pot on and barbecuing some thick slabs of meat.

Just joking, cooking is fantastic. It gets the ladies, especially if the food is drugged.

That is wrong, sorry.That is also manly, just manly chivalry. Meaning I don't open the door for a lady, I beat the door for not getting out of the lady's way.

Personally, not a gear head, don't mind hitting stuff with an axe though or with a chainsaw or with a firearm.