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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:49:29
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I will then as fast as Tauly possible sprint down the corridoor, trying to find this vault.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:55:04
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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Sorry not hear and why do you want to find the Star serpant
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 21:11:00
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:I will then as fast as Tauly possible sprint down the corridoor, trying to find this vault.
Seriously Shas, he's probably talking about the c'tan eg. the void dragon
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 21:11:42
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I would like to explore this place keeping a map of where I am on my way
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/17 07:15:42
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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X'tsair made his way into the Mutant city , probaly once an Imperial hive city. X'tasir made his way through crowds of hundreads of mutants and renegades.
A: Search for a place to plan your next scheme
B: Kill somthing
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/17 13:33:05
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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OK instead I will continue to search for clues here to where I can get out so that I can find some friendly Tau
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/17 16:27:27
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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Shas'ui studied the many tunnels as he passed through them. The dark clawed shadows stood like phantoms clawing at each other .
A: Leave this vile place
B: Countinue
For both you and Catos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/17 16:32:56
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I will continue in this place there could be valuable artifacts and weapons, maybe there are some friendlies like other Tau
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/17 19:41:18
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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X'tasir needed time to plan his next move, where to strike next.
A
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/17 20:15:04
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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X'tasir sat in his lair over Arcadia drinking a bottle of "Crestroves highlight of the day plasmid" the scum Eldar battled like rats.
A: Plan a evil scheme
B: Rest
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/17 20:25:00
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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X'tasir brooded over the city, like the grotesques that often adorned the Imperial cathedrals. His enemies had gathered together on this world, it was as if Tzeentch was begging him to entrap them in a web of lies. A web where he would sit at the center, seeing his foes slaughter each other as he laughed from the shadows.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/17 20:29:47
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I will continue further into this place.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/18 07:52:18
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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Shas'ui made his way into anothere chamber in which a crystalyne blade sat in the middle .
A: Investigate
B: Could be a trap
Catos glanced at the Runic symbols of the chambers he passesd each showing death and destruction untill an beaming light blasted out of one off the walls only for a twsisted claw to emegre.
A: Kill!
B: Run!
X'tasir drew up a map of the planet and was then able to find food in an market like place. Restocked on ammo and began finding allies.
A: Kill leaders of the city
B: Kill gang leaders
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/18 11:14:06
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I will check for any traps before investigating the blade.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/18 13:44:06
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I draw my blade and strike for what would pass as brains on this daemon.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/19 07:35:24
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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Shas'ui see's there are no traps and
A. Take the dagger, it appears to be a potent weapon
B. Leave it where it is.
Catos scliced another creature in half but its fleash simply just melded back togthere
A: Destroy the tunnel with frags
B: Retreat
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/19 22:26:38
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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AB: I throw frag grenades down the tunnel whilst retreating.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/19 23:28:43
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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X'tasir smiled, his pallid lips revealing his white teeth. Perched atop a pyramid of the skulls of his enemies, the Chaos Raptor contemplated his next move. The rulers of this world would soon fall to his machinations, plunging the world into Chaos, however; the gangs of the Underhive presented a problem. If they chose to resist his rule, it would make things very difficult down the road. He formed a complex web of deceit in his mind, X'tasir chuckled; if this worked, and it would, he would not have to lift a finger to rid himself of both the gagers and the planetary overlords. He would plant evidence among the gangs, causing the gangers to slaughter each other in the streets, causing no shortage of panic on the part of the lords. Then, X'tasir planned on gathering the survivors of the carnage and form them into his personal army that he would use to stage a diversion while he personally slays the leaders.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/20 08:58:26
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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Catos just got away from the blast as it crushed the scum daemons . But somthing appered as two Space marines appered one corrupt one pure...
A: Greetings
B: Die
X'tasir wacthed as the gangs main bases exloded , brilant . He glanced at his map . Good.
A: Plan another scheme
B: Form army
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/20 14:55:12
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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It was time, X'tasir sent his agents forth, he had a revolution to start.
B
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/20 17:26:56
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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"This is Ravens blood squadren we have found no sign of gang Vourus."
"Good search the market square kill everything..."
A: Tell Talon squad to search the armourys
B: Factorys
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/20 19:31:35
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I impale the one who looks corrupt before talking to the pure one
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/20 19:55:29
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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Catos attempet to impale the Marine failed
"There appers to be somthing wrong? what would that be Catos?"
"You Chaos Dog die!"
Catos smacked the Marine over the head with his blade but failed to do anything
"My compaion can not be hurt Catos hiting hims not going to do anything please let us talk"
"How do you know my name?"
"We know many things Catos and we serve nethire the Emperor or Chaos."
A: What are you?
B: Die!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/20 22:17:31
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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The corrupted officer lifted the vox to his lips and spoke, "Talon Squad, raid the factories, with luck, the Corpse-Worshippers will have several tanks ripe for the taking."
B
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/20 22:40:06
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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"Yes my lord"
An Chaos space marine of the Black legion appered next to him
"Lord X'tasir Imperial Beast men aproch"
"How many?"
"100 sir ... mostly Beastmen lead by some Imperial preacher shall I order men to attack?"
"No opean a Warp portal now"
A: Summon Khornate Daemons
B: Summon Nurgle Daemons
C: Summon Tzeentch Daemons
D: Summon Slaanesh Daemons
Note summoning Daemon will give you favour with that god
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/21 00:14:55
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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"Sorcerer. key the portal to the Maze of Tzeentch, let his unholy magicks twist the flesh of these Imperials, let them know how weak their 'God' truly is.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/21 09:43:43
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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The Sorccerer noded and Told his Cultists to begin the summoning.
"This is Talon squad we have taken the Factorys , 20 of us fell but the enemy has been routed."
A: Choose next target
B: Guard factory untill furthere reinforcements
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/21 18:31:10
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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"I want every vehicle found in the factory to be refitted for combat. Then send a small sabetour squad to destroy the communications on this world. Leave the rest to defend the factory."
AB
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/21 18:32:07
Subject: Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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A I will very carefully take the blade from its position and examine it in my hands.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/21 18:56:38
Subject: Re:Warhammer 40k Rpg.
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Barpharanges
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As Shas'ui lifted the Blade the entire World shudered
"FREE! AFTER 1000,000 YEARS I AM FREE TO COUNSUME IT!"
Shas'ui kais is blown back against the wall
"I WILL THANK YOU SCUM BY GIVING YOU SOME TIME TO ESCAPE!"
The creature dissipers but the world wracks with terror as black pillers rise as the C'tan arrises into the sky
A: Escape
B: Find allys to defet the creature
"This is X'tasir where are you Talon squadren."
"Sir we believe a star god has arose!"
"What!"
A: All forces return to base
B: Leave
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