Two Word Story

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**Retrogamer0001**

then came

**snurl**

the furious

**Guardsmen Bob**

pastry chefs

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with pies

**Guardsmen Bob**

, fake accents,

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and their

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damn hats.

**snurl**

They quickly

**Guardsmen Bob**

beheaded all

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the chickens

**Guardsmen Bob**

before exploding.

**snurl**

Laughing hysterically,

**Guardsmen Bob**

Guardsman Bob

**snurl**

started drinking

**Guardsmen Bob**

the ork's

**snurl**

BEER KEG

**Guardsmen Bob**

! The greenskins

**snurl**

never saw

**Guardsmen Bob**

him steal

**snurl**

the tap

**Guardsmen Bob**

. Meanwhile, in

**snurl**

bayou country

**Guardsmen Bob**

evil stalked

**snurl**

through the

**Guardsmen Bob**

murky waters

**snurl**

every time

**Guardsmen Bob**

snurl tried

**sing your life**

His least.

**Guardsmen Bob**

to be

**snurl**

very quiet.