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fleshlights and

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day-glo condoms

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to children.

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Before you

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walk outside

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wearing only

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chainmail speedos

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look for

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ways to

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deflect any

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unwanted advances

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of Ethiopians

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proffering their

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hand made

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fanny packs

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that vibrate

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so ferociously

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that dogs

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hide under

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city busses

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and howl.

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Another way

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for Mormons

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to embellish

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long winded

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sales pitches

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of their

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magic underwear

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is faking

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commitment to