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2013/09/29 18:58:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Pikachus, attack!
* Barney directs the murder Pikachus to [well,] murder Selym*
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2013/09/29 19:05:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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2013/09/29 19:36:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Left at home becuase barney can't get them into the chimera, unless you pokemon. 
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2013/09/29 19:44:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Terrifying Doombull
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So i am sitting here naked with Khorne and Slaanesh, suppose this nigth will have a happy alebit angry and twisted ending
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2013/09/29 19:59:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*still being hit by multiple simultaneous and devastating defensive deep lightning strikes*
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2013/09/29 20:00:29
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2013/09/29 23:27:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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 Trondheim wrote:So i am sitting here naked with Khorne and Slaanesh, suppose this nigth will have a happy alebit angry and twisted ending
Grandfather is on the way, and I hear he's bringing a lot of gifts.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/29 23:28:20
"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/09/29 23:35:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 Admiral Valerian wrote: Trondheim wrote:So i am sitting here naked with Khorne and Slaanesh, suppose this nigth will have a happy alebit angry and twisted ending
Grandfather is on the way, and I hear he's bringing a lot of gifts.
A whole sack of them, I've heard.
Bulging too.
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What I have
 ~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/09/30 03:26:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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SUDDENLY!
*A chimera with wings crashes into Selym from the sky*
Did someone order METAL BAWKES!?
SUDDENLY, again!
*STEEL REIGN, guardsman style*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/30 03:26:26
After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/09/30 06:22:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Brother I'm hit!
By METHUL BAWKSES!!
DEFENSIVE DEEP METHUL BAWKSES!!
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2013/09/30 13:45:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Metal boxes? Bitch please; I use metal boxes for target practice.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/09/30 15:01:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Oh god.
*gaks panties again*
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2013/09/30 15:47:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*stands back up, wipes dirt off power armour*
This can only be solved through the proper application of Kayoss burgers!
To quote Boreale,
"SPESS MEHREENS! TODAY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE AT OUR DOORS! WE KNOW OUR BURGERS, AND WE WILL COOK THEM! WE FRY FOR OUR HONAH AS BLUD REVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FRY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!
IF WE FEHL AN ORDAH, WE WILL MAKE IT AGAIN AND GIVE A DISCOUNT! BUT WE WILL NOT FEHL, NO, IT IS THE CUSTOMER WHO WILL TASTE OUR DELICIOUS EMPRAH BURGAHS.
AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTLE BURGERS ARE STORED IN SPESS, PREPARED TO DEEP FRY! OUR LARDERS HAVE BEEN PREPARED SHOULD THE CUSTOMERS BE SO BOLD AND FOOLISH TO COME BACK FOR SECONDS! WE HAVE PLACED MULTIPLE FRYCOOKS ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMMULTANEUS DEVAHSTATING DEEP FRIES.
THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES NEMES THIS MANUVAH HEART PAIN! WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE BURGAHS, AND OVERWHELM THEM, LEAVE NONE UNFRIED! MEANWHILE, OUR CASHIERS WILL ENSURE THE DEFENSE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS!
WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FRYCOOKS!"
(Credit: 1d4chan.org)
That, but with MOAR KAYOSS AND METHUL BAWKSES!
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2013/09/30 19:53:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I'll take an EMPRAH BURGER, to go.
*is fueling up his flying chimera*
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/09/30 20:21:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Terrifying Doombull
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Il take a Word Bearer shake with extra heretical sprikels to g please
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2013/09/30 20:41:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I'll have mine with cheese.
*Eats burger, then reacts to something in it and gaks panties [again]*
*Runs off to change [and buy another pack of clean underwear]*
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2013/09/30 22:36:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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That is utterly disgusting.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/10/01 00:14:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Mmm, I can really taste the Emperor's fury in this meat!
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And suddenly I can also feel it...in my bowels.
*Runs to the bathroom*
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/10/01 01:36:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Hey wait; there's a landmine in front of the...!
...never mind.
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2013/10/01 01:57:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I'm...I'm okay...
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...........
Oooow.
Oooow.
*Deep inhale*
Ooooo that hurt. Ouch...oooow.
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2013/10/01 06:18:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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KAYOSS BURGERSSSSS!!!!
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2013/10/01 10:07:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Sorry about that, the current events are so awsemone that I can do little to react other than reapedtly defeacate in my underwear.
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2013/10/01 10:12:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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I'll call Tiki if you don't stop.
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2013/10/01 10:18:16
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I can't, the current events on this thread are just pant-gakkingly epic.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/01 10:18:33
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2013/10/01 10:32:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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NURGLE SPEAKS!
The Butthole is good. The Penis is evil.
The Butthole shoots stinky death that cleanses the world of life and sin. The penis shoots the seeds of life that chokes the world with inequity and suffering.
Go forth my children, and have the world embrace the rancid purity of your stench.
NURGLE HAS SPOKEN!
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2013/10/01 10:35:59
What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/10/01 10:51:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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2013/10/01 10:54:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Embrace Nurgle, little girl.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/10/01 11:02:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Too much spam and nonsense.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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