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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 00:19:56
Subject: The Grognard Quote list 2008
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Madrak Ironhide
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Just make it scroll? Or maybe I can edit the post to add new entries.
(If you have no clue what I'm talking about, the discussion started in
a thread that kind of got derailed)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 00:30:55
Subject: Re:The Grognard Quote list 2008
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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That was mostly you and me (4 eva). I can quit if you can.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 00:40:49
Subject: The Grognard Quote list 2008
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Madrak Ironhide
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Well, I'm quitting in the thread. But I wanted to make a new thread.
"When I played 40k, I melted down stolen tupperware every
night so that I could hand mold my own plastic soldiers."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 00:49:07
Subject: The Grognard Quote list 2008
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Madrak Ironhide
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wrong post
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/01/11 00:49:17
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 04:45:53
Subject: Re:The Grognard Quote list 2008
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ok, this is how I mould my own figs...
Firstly, I raid all of the nearby grave-yards for some skulls.
I then clean them out using holy-water and a Habit.
I then get every piece of jewellery off my GF and melt it down in the Microwave.
Due to the damage that might be caused, I keep my face pressed to the MW glass, to make sure it does not explode.
Once melted, I remove the skull from the MW, RUN upstairs to the roof using a ladder circa 1920's(we live under powerlines so I have to be careful).
Once on the roof, I throw the Skull up in the air yelling "Jervis help me"
Squads of beautifully cast Orks rain down upon my person.
Easy as 1, 2 ,3!
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 19:11:28
Subject: The Grognard Quote list 2008
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Executing Exarch
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When I was a kid we didn't have these fancy dancy paints that all you whipper snapper have. If I wanted to color something blood red, I had to get a razor blade and use my own blood.
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 20:16:55
Subject: The Grognard Quote list 2008
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[DCM]
Sentient OverBear
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I had to use my GI Joes and make up my own rules. And play against myself.
No fooling, I actually did that. When a friend of mine first told me about Warhammer in 1994, I nearly crapped my pants.
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DQ:70S++G+++M+B++I+Pw40k94+ID+++A++/sWD178R+++T(I)DM+++
Trust me, no matter what damage they have the potential to do, single-shot weapons always flatter to deceive in 40k. Rule #1 - BBAP
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 20:19:38
Subject: Re:The Grognard Quote list 2008
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[DCM]
Sentient OverBear
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Wait, was this not supposed to be authentic?
-==-
Back in my day, I had to play with that cheater HG Wells. What a jerk! "Oh look, my Martian rayguns vaporize your guys on a 2+!" Whatever.
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DQ:70S++G+++M+B++I+Pw40k94+ID+++A++/sWD178R+++T(I)DM+++
Trust me, no matter what damage they have the potential to do, single-shot weapons always flatter to deceive in 40k. Rule #1 - BBAP
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 20:27:17
Subject: The Grognard Quote list 2008
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Strider
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Back in my day, we had to make our own glue out of spit, elbow grease, iodine, Dr. McGillicuddy's magic elixir, sheep's milk, pubic hair, and the ground up bones of ol' Yeller. Mixed it together by hand, in a vat, and you knew it was ready when it started to taste like ma's special country pie.
Course, it stained the models like crazy, but back then we had fine, smooth-covering lead-based paints. Ain't no paint ever tasted quite as nice.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 20:32:30
Subject: The Grognard Quote list 2008
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Los Angeles
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Back in my day, bolters couldn't double-tap after moving and we liked it!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/01/11 20:32:47
"The last known instance of common sense happened at a GT. A player tried to use the 'common sense' argument vs. Mauleed to justify his turbo-boosted bikes getting a saving throw vs. Psycannons. The player's resulting psychic death scream erased common sense from the minds of 40k players everywhere. " - Ozymandias |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/01/11 21:06:01
Subject: The Grognard Quote list 2008
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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When i was young, we didn't have those fancy gaming table, we played on broken glass
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