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Just a couple of little known facts to remember when you criticize them:
A Catachan sneaking up on you is actually just being courteous enough to not make your last few minutes as grief stricken, urine stained, and terrifying as they could be.
Even a mark of chaos isn't as dark as the shiner you get from a catachan's kiss.
On predator homeworlds there's a pyramid where once every hunderd years Catachans send their youths to hunt them.
Catachans are the reason that Furiens and Mandalore aren't in 40k.
Catachan Devils can sneak up on the eye of Sauron in broad daylight across an open field wearing flourescents ponchos.
Catachans are the reason there are no Wood-Eldar tribes in 40k.
Catachan women use 'morning after' pills as prenatal vitamins when pregnant with Catachan children.
While not actually magical, a Catachan blade is so sharp it can kill a spirit host or banshee.
If bit by a Catachan you won't actually become a Catachan(that's an old wive's tale)
C'tan is actually Hiveganger slang for a Catachan.
It's true. Catachans sell their surplus 'swords' to the Callidus temple to make a little extra during the holidays.
An unarmed catachan can disarm a Catcus with two moves. A Devil can do it in one and use the Cactus's momentum against it.
Catachans often visit the Emperor to see how he's holding up without mentioning the fact that he was beat up by a sissy-girl. They really do care as is obvious by the flowers and cards that the Adeptus Custodes clean up after them.
(nonchalantly) It's true. It's true.
(Brought to you by Vipertongue of the Atlantis Forum)
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