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2011/09/08 21:02:06
Subject: Re:The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Spoiler:
this gives me ideas.......
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/09/08 22:10:22
Subject: Re:The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/09/08 22:11:14
Subject: Re:The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
Spoiler:
this gives me ideas.......
Where did you find my baby pictures...?...I thought my Mom burned them all.
you dont want to know
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/09/08 22:20:02
Subject: Re:The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...
Ogryn wrote:Just a question. How did BM II get locked?
Fitzz might have told a Mod to do so.
Some more cells relating to the 'Mercy' aspect of the hunter creed.
Heaven's Light: Redeemer
The Heaven's light began with the simple mission in reforming vampires and werewolves, a task which puts them in disfavor with a great majority of hard-line hunter cells. Members of the Heaven's Light have been openly targeted by certain cells, but often work with members of the Order of Themis and offer an alternative to the death sentence. A sort of supernatural community service offered to those supernaturals who want to cleanse their souls before death or for those who wish to turn a complete 180 in their life's path and protect humans instead of feeding off of them. Member's of the Heaven's Light feel that all werewolves and vampires are guilty of crimes against human kind, but also believe that some poor souls wish to return to the lives that they had before becoming being embraced or being turned. Unfortunately sometimes other cells interfere with the process of redemption for these troubled souls, a vampire by the name of Nigel Hawthorne was taken under the protection of the Heaven's Light and had been feeding information to the hunters that would aid them in destroying malevolent vampires in Empire City. Nigel was murdered by the leader of the cell in Empire City in a deal he had made with a vampire in charge of the city, this is just an example of the many individual werewolves and vampires who have been killed for turning against their own kind and seeking to redeem their own tattered souls.
Understanding: The Heaven's Light creed dictates that all vampires and werewolves be treated as possible converts to the side of light as such they don't employ malicious tactics against them. Member's of the Heaven's Light are not allowed to carry shotguns or grenades as they cause grievous wounds should they prove to be non-fatal.
We can help you: Any werewolf or vampire seeking to change their ways will go through the Heaven's Light where they will learn ways to change themselves. As such, a member of the Heaven's Light may take 1 ghoul/werewolf/vampire as an NPC with the following stats. This however marks them as enemies of hunters following the 'zeal' creed; Wayward, Defender, Avenger, Judge.
BS:4 WS:6 S:6 T:6 A:2 W:3 I:4 Ld:8
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
well,theres a war going on,so my guess is something to do with blood. and possibly the moon.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Who shall write the intro to the next thread? FITZZ or I?
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halonachos wrote:Mordo is evil, the cute walrus wearing a monocle is just a disguise for the evils within the confines of the avatar box.
darksage wrote:And then the darkness approached the computer screen ready to unveil untold horrors on millions of unsuspecting innocents... Some knew him as the bringer of terror...some knew him as the spawn of all things evil...some knew him as the walrus, but then their lives would account for nothing, for they would be dead in seconds of the words leaving their lips.The walrus has posted, prepare for the death of worlds.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
sad thing is they both fit......
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
I was thinking more along the lines of 'flag-pole sitter', but I guess those work too. Either that or Danzig's 'Mother'.
But do you know what I just realized, Pontius is the virgin of this entire RP.
Ryan's gotten it on, Harlow did in a flashback, Andy did, Scarlett and company for sure, Natasha made up for Pontius not getting any, and I will just guess that Joker is in a dry spell. Bjorn and Sven just had names that were too much like a sex god's name so I can imagine them having a household of women at their beck and call. But Pontius, nothing, not even an inkling of interest in the fairer or any sex.
I do believe that it shall be the sole purpose of this RP to get Pontius laid and bring about the end of times!
halonachos wrote:But do you know what I just realized, Pontius is the virgin of this entire RP.
Ryan's gotten it on, Harlow did in a flashback, Andy did, Scarlett and company for sure, Natasha made up for Pontius not getting any, and I will just guess that Joker is in a dry spell. Bjorn and Sven just had names that were too much like a sex god's name so I can imagine them having a household of women at their beck and call. But Pontius, nothing, not even an inkling of interest in the fairer or any sex.
I do believe that it shall be the sole purpose of this RP to get Pontius laid and bring about the end of times!
halonachos wrote:But do you know what I just realized, Pontius is the virgin of this entire RP.
Ryan's gotten it on, Harlow did in a flashback, Andy did, Scarlett and company for sure, Natasha made up for Pontius not getting any, and I will just guess that Joker is in a dry spell. Bjorn and Sven just had names that were too much like a sex god's name so I can imagine them having a household of women at their beck and call. But Pontius, nothing, not even an inkling of interest in the fairer or any sex.
I do believe that it shall be the sole purpose of this RP to get Pontius laid and bring about the end of times!
Blood Moon III: The 4,000 year old virgin...
"So... Uh.. How do I drink vitae with it?"
"Well, baby, you put right here..."
"Oh, so like- UGHNF. YES."
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
now i get why this is called b- you know,im not even going to make that joke.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
Well now that Andy is possibly aligned with the vampires, maybe that means bar opportunities.
Andy: Hey Pontius, check out that one over there.
Pontius: Yes, you mean the brunette?
Andy: No, the one with ears on her face, of course the brunette. Go on Pontius, get at it.
Pontius: Ummm... hello my name is Pontius.
Brunette: Uh, hi Pontius, that's a weird name, where are you from.
Pontius: Rome.
Brunette: Oh Italy, I love Italy!
Pontius: Me too, would you like to get a drink?
Brunette: Sure why not, you're a little pale but a lot of guys are trying that look now and days.
Pontius: *tears head off of nearby blond* You like AB positive?
Brunette: Oh my God, you're a monster!
Pontius: *kills entire bar.
Andy: *puts left hand on Pontius's shoulder* Well bud, I think we need to work on your pick up a little bit. First things first, don't rip off someone's head when you offer them a drink. You buy them a drink at the bar which you completely destroyed by the way.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
oh man, at least he isnt a werewolf. then things wouldve been even stranger!
funnier,i lost ideas reading that.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
i meant if you replaced him with a werewolf. same situation,but with werewolf powers on a full moon.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
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