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On your roof with a laptop

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Wing Commander






The guards moved into the room from behind him all raising their lasguns.
"Sit down sergeant"
   
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On your roof with a laptop

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Wing Commander






"It's not what I want, it's what you want " the captain pulled a chair in front of himself and sat down.
'Do you want to stay in this company or do you want to be whipped clean of your flesh and be put in the stockade?"
The captain stared deeply at the man, his respirator giving nothing away of his face.

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On your roof with a laptop

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Dorset, Southern England

Atris stirred from her deep slumber reluctantly, her head consumed by a throbbing headache that seemed to course through her body. She could vaguely make out the outlines of two men.

"Ta... Tarkus? Is that you? C'mere..."

She tried to peel her heavy body from the filthy mat, quickly collapsing under her weight.

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"Well sergeant, what you have done wrong was thinking you could feth around with sleeping beauty over there"
Atris had sleeped through the whole commotion.
"I also want to know why I didn't recieve one bit of intel back from that poor excuse of a mission"

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On your roof with a laptop

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Dorset, Southern England

"Seriously, who's there? If you're sneaking through my wardrobe..."

The sergeant rubbed her eyes, only to find herself cornered by the captain. She grasped the blanket around her body.

"Oh... god... You'd better have a reason for this..."

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"Unlike you sergeant I am running a war, not a brothel, and you are lucky I don't put you before a court martial"
The guards grabbed the hung over Atris dragging her into another chair, which she slumped over in.
"As to the mission, it was the one I gave this sack of gak"
He stomped his foot on the ground making the groggy Atris jump in her chair then hold her head in pain.
"What I need now is someone to complete it, something that should have been done a week ago"
Aubrey produced a folder, with a stamp in the shape of the letter I.
"This time I want it done properly, even though this time we have no way to support you like we would a week ago"
He handed the manifesto to the veteran sergeant and sat back in his chair waiting for him to read it.

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Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Sam woke up as the ship landed.
"Great flying, thanks for the ride." He said groggily as they hopped out of the plane.
"Yeah, that wasn't a bad idea after all." Amber replied.
"I've got a meeting to attend, but I'll see you later." Sam said and started in the direction of Lynessa's tent.
"Don't think I've forgotten you owe me dinner! I'll see you at seven tonight in my tent." Amber called after him.
"Of course your majesty." Sam said, turning and bowing before walking out. Amber chuckled and set to organizing the planes again. Sam went to Lynessa's tent and found her and the Slaaneshi tech-priest together, this time not locked in a brain-frying circle on the bed.
"So, we are here to judge the overall desires of this campaign. Any suggestions?" Sam said as he settled down into his throne.

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

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Dorset, Southern England

"Fether. Too big for his dress up boots."

Atris turned his head to Tarkus. He flicked through the document that he had been presented with, too deeply engaged to care about her.

"Tarkus? Ya think that you could just help me a tad?"

Her eyes winced at the bright bulb. Her head still throbbed.

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Inside a manta on schiphol airport.

Lynessa was sitting on her throne the other 2 where looking at her she began speaking. ''Gentleman the past assaults all have failed because of an idiotic use of manpower and wrong deployment. I advice that we dig in. We make an impregnable fortress in this area and begin training our forces, i have struck a deal with a trader to bring a weapon shipment in a couple of days. With those weapons we can trade the stubbers most of our men have with better and more useful las guns. Also i need to get an idea of the enemy defenses otherwise we can't do anything. Now i have an idea for that commissar you have a habit for converting enemy troops don't you? Send one of them out to act as they are still loyal to the enemy and scout their forces out.''
She turned to the techpriest ''My love if you wouldn't mind, it would be most useful if you allow me to use the manpower of yours to rapidly make large trench networks.''

The sinking feelings keep coming back!
Come to the box. The box has mysteries
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"I fell through the Webway before it was cool!"
 
   
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Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

"I couldn't agree more, but you also forget who your talking too. Why bother sending one of my valued underlings when we all remember how we left it?" Sam asked eith a sarcastic smile.

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Dorset, Southern England

"Oh... god... Why are you in my room? Am I involved in this?"

Atris rested her head on Tarkus.

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"Yes one other thing... if you fail... lets just say the consequences are quite brutal"
His guards moved in to snatch up Sergeant Atris.
"We will need her to stay here... as leverage, just in case you get any ideas of running away together".
   
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I'm at your window

Gareva Looked at the other chaos warriors.
"Lynessa you may take control of my forces for the trenches." he said, but when he looked around he felt uncomfortable around the male chaos commander's guards.
"Hmmmm I taste fear in the air!" Gareva said as he looked around, when he looked back he saw a guardsman being dragged through the camp.
"I see we have so entertainment being provided. But I will provide the food and drink!" Gareva said, he clicked his fingers and 5 cultists come in the tent with divine foods and wine.
"Right let us discuss while we feast" Gareva said.

Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. 
   
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English Russia.

Ilya radioed the other column that hes ready to begin the advance,

''To all hellhounds, advance slowly round the flank, keep firing into the village unless you friendlies, only stop on my my mark, 12TH CAVALRY...adVANCE!''

The hellhounds began their slow advance on the flank, all 3 almost touching side by side, their flame cannons creating a wall of flame whilst the heavy bolters mowed down those cultists that got through the firewall.

Ilya was hoping the rest of the army had evacuated and the order to withdraw was coming soon, he didn't know how much punishment his hellhounds and the rearguard could take.

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

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Dorset, Southern England

"Damn it."

Atris staggered to her feet. The throbbing didn't matter now.

"Tell me what I have to do with this, captain, or get out. Tarkus is nothing but a friend."

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Inside a manta on schiphol airport.

''Well i see no problem with that.'' Lynessa said with a smile she stood up and walked of towards her wardrobe to change clothes.

5 minutes later

She had put on a lovely blue with purple dress when you looked at it the dress seemed to shift colors and form.
she had also pulled on the necklace she used to interrogate that women with. As long as it was deactivated it made for a pretty darn nice accessory its blue glowing eye laying on her breasts she walked inside and began speaking. ''Lets continue this council the won't we.''

The sinking feelings keep coming back!
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:
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"I fell through the Webway before it was cool!"
 
   
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Wing Commander






"Oh you are more than friends, my little spy here can confess to that"
He nudged the crumpled over woman with his foot.
"Take thses two away"
   
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Dorset, Southern England

"That means bugger all. How do we even know she's one of us?"

Atris leered at the stranger. The captain needed to answer her.

"What do I have to do with this captain? I can take on your 'guards' easily."

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Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

"Very well. It has been made apparent by our recon teams that the base has moved to the town. So I suggest shelling them with artillery first and then moving in. I will lead the Khorne forces in a diversionary attack on the right flank as soon as the shelling stops while you wait for an hour then bring the other forces in to hit them in the front. Does this sound like a plan?" Sam asked, lazily tossing one of the skulls on the table up and catching it.

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On your roof with a laptop

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Dorset, Southern England

"Tell me now, or get out. I have no secrets. Am I not allowed to get along with my peers?"

Atris staggered a bit.

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Dorset, Southern England

Atris stared at the captain. He had been bothering her long enough. She took hold of him.

"You know... I could give you a cuddle if it would make you better..."

The sergeant began to hug him, not caring of the fact she was in her underwear. She rocked him from side to side as though he was a crying infant.

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I'm at your window

Gareva watched the male commander throwing the skull in the the air over and over again, Gareva grew tired of this his tongue shot from is hood and grabbed the skull mid-air and crushed it.
"Can we focus now since I broke your new toy!" Gareva snarled.
"Right Lynessa take 3/4 of my forces I will send the rest to provide a distraction on the left flank. I'll build defences such as heavy bolter turrets, I may worship a new god but I still have my skills!" He said as a ripped a chunk of flesh from the leg of some unknown beast.

Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. 
   
 
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