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Made in nz
Tough Tyrant Guard





Auckland, NZ

Happy holiday season Ratius and Hissy, hope you got nice presents from Hive Fleet Santa.

Those genestealers chasing marines photos cracked me up, especially the tickling one.

I agree with you on the deathleaper. From the photo angles you have shown so far that left claw does look odd.

And Hissy, I hear that a meal of Tau freshly popped out of their silly battle suits makes for a good cure when you are under the weather from overindulgence

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Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Thanks Mad

Well my friend Bear has had a busy Christmas
Fair play to him!

Boo!






Now we just need to figure out how to stabilise him and get a base done. I have a friend who does carpentry so am hoping he can whip up some mdf or plyboard or something.

Are you even mildly happy Hissy or are you still hungover?

Hissy is happy.

Wow, great to hear.

With Bear.



Dont worry Ratiusss, Hissy still happy with you, even though you are lower life form spawned from inferior genetic material. Hissy still love you.

I think she is still drunk.



Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
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Hefnaheim

Well he looks grand I dare say, and yes. The base issue for such a brute can be a bit... challenging but you should be abel to work something out. Well done
   
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Dublin, Ireland

Thanks Trondy, January goal is to get him, Swarmy and Deathleaper all done.
Then the last of the gaunts!

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Well my NYE hangover is gone, thank the Emperor. Hows yours Hissy?

Hissy is fine Ratiusss.

Excellent so a good 2014 so overall?

Subjective term Ratiusss, good in termsss of modelling for Hive, bad in terms of gamesss for Hive. Hissy knows also you go to tournament with Ssspace Marinesss and not Hissy.

You wouldnt have enjoyed it there Hissy, you might be an excellent General but we need to work on my Commandering.

Always holding the Hive back Ratiusss.

Dont worry, I'll get some practice in and we'll attend a tournament later this year, I promise.

How is Stompy?

Stompy is fine, Bear is also hungover so I'll check up with him later this week and see how hes progressing.

Bear knows about Spore Mines right?

Yes, Bear is aware of the consequences of inaction Hissy.
But in the meantime I got Loopy the Leaper done.





Im quite happy with the way he came out. He was my first Finecast model and I have to say he was ok condition. There was some flaky bits on him and one or two defects but being honest Im not particularly picky about that sort of thing, not when I've come from 2nd ed roots
He turned out pretty well I feel.

Look Hissy here he is stalking through an old Ork fort with his buddies.



Loopy cant fire those guns Ratiusss.

I know that Hissy! Hes just posing there!

Good work Loopy.

And me?

.....

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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Guess who this is Hissy?



Hissy?

How on Earth can it be you Hissy if you're typing this?

New biomorphsss for Hissy?

They are not new biomorphs for you.

They better not be for Sistersss

Hint: Its your boyfriend.

Hissy dosent have a boyfriend.

What?! After the war you caused over him you better be kidding me.

So its Ssswarmy.

Of course its Swarmy!



Hissy and Swarmy just good friendsss.

For the love of, after all that commotion and angst. I dont understand you at all Hissy.

Courssse not Ratius, thats why Hissy is General and you're Commander. Hissy made agreement with Swarmy that if he does not go near Sisters, Hissy provide him with as much biomass as he wantsss.

So you got to him through his belly like any good woman does eh? Im impressed Hissy.

Well I also washed a few Stealers.

Superstealers?

No, just regular Stealers. I remembered I still have to wash their arms and carapace. So thats 5 down 17 to go



Hissy prefers Superstealersss, funnier than regular Stealersss.

Well we're getting there Hissy.

Im doing Swarmy in pieces to make sure its a good job since hes a lovely model. I have his tail, scything arms and gun arms done. I just need to do his hooves, carapace, feathering, base and a wash.
I'll keep you posted!

You better.

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in nz
Tough Tyrant Guard





Auckland, NZ

Nice work on the swarmlord thus far.

Seems that controlling males by their stomachs is a universal thing as well

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Hefnaheim

Very nice work on the Swarmlord so far, and yes. I accept this offering of fine food offerings
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Thanks guys!

Well Hissy, the big day finally has arrived.....

Oh grow up Ratiusss, Hissy try and Command Hive here and all you do isss make silly human jokesss.

Are you as excited as I am?!

RATIUSSS!!!

Oh I can tell you are teehee teehee.

Ssstop immediately Ratiusss or Hissy drop Mawzy on you.



Well here he is!!!



And look a sexy carapace shot! Oh my!

RATIUSSS!



Such big muscles too.



Mawzy prepare for Mawloc tunnel attacksss

What a pose!



Loopy prepare to assassinate Ratiusss

Wow!



Crony prepare bombing runsss

Deliciousss

Yes very deliciousss

Eh what the?!

What the?!

Oh Emperor please no, no, no.



Back away ssslowly, very ssslowly

Hello Swarmy

Hi Swarmy

LAST WARNINGSSS

Ratius?!

RUN SWARMY, JUST RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ratiussssssssssssssssssss!!!


Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
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Just love this topic
Keep it comming
Grtz
Mark
   
Made in nz
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Auckland, NZ

Now see what you have done Ratius... you got the attention of the sisters.

You're going to have to find Hissy a lower life form or two to consume once she has cleaned up this mess.

That last photo is a well done action shot, that blurring really works

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Alabama

Grendel....sssseeeessss all..... wee arrre waatching you hisssy....

Damn you grendel! dude raitus wth? you know better than to let your bro get swamped by hoes best watch out swarmy they are gunnin for ya. at any rate looks good man.

hissy you might wanna call jerry springer i think they are doin an episode on intergalactic love triangles within the hive...
   
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Hefnaheim

Broes before hoes man! I am disapointed in you brother. Leaving poor Swarmy behind to face the music..... Makes me weep for him
   
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Dublin, Ireland

In stitches here guys from the responses
So funny.

Grendel....sssseeeessss all..... wee arrre waatching you hisssy....

Who or what is thisss Raiusss?

Uhm, Im not sure Hissy, Grendel is a friend of the Mind.

The what?

The Hive Mind, you know?

Hissy has no clue what thisss is. Grendel enemy?

No Hisssy! Grendel is a fellow Hive Fleet.

Biomassss?

Hissy, I have been so polite over two years but Im warning you, do not attack your fellow Hive Fleets. You may be the General but I am still Commander.

Ratiusss..........You finally show some gutsssss. Hissy obey.

Ratius 1 - 0 Hissy




Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in us
Executing Exarch





Alabama

Score one for Raitus!

Yea pay no mind to Grendel He just woke up and is very grumpy. He hasn't had his caffinated biomass yet.
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Dont let Hissys Sisters near him so, Ala.....
Night night

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in us
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Alabama

Can do Ratius...any way take care man keep swarmy safe! night
   
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Hefnaheim

Harry approves of this development! Will follow with eager eyes

Well what can we expect next?????

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Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Hissy, some Hive action at last.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/628950.page#7512185

Did we win?

You'll have to read to find out Hissy. Your presence has not yet graced the hallowed battlefields.

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in pt
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Portugal

Ratius, that battlereport is made of awesome and win and it's SOOOOO FLUFFY! So many pretty pics. Well done!

"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill 
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Aw thanks TDL.
Me and Hissy are really drunk right now

Ratiussssss

Yes Hissy?

Is that we lost?

Uhhhmm. Yes.


Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in us
Executing Exarch





Alabama

good game none the less raitus fun read.
   
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Upstate, New York

Always fun to see painted armies collide, fun battle report!

   
Made in no
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Hefnaheim

Now that was a greate battlereport! Moar please
   
Made in nz
Tough Tyrant Guard





Auckland, NZ

I enjoyed that battle report... little different from what you normally see. Nice work.

Hissy's sneaky troops ate all the biomass

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Dublin, Ireland

Ratiusss?

Yes Hissy?

Why wasnt Hissy in last fightsss?

The Anphelion campaign you mean?

Yesss.

Well Hissy, in the first game there were no Tyrants allowed and in the second your sisters volunteered to fight instead.

What?

I thought we talked about this Hissy. Remember I chatted to you last week about it.

No, Ratiusss, we did not.

We did Hissy after tea on Wednesday. Your Sister even came with you and we all debated it.

Hissy wasnt in Hive last Wednesday Ratiusss, Hissy had gone offworld.

What? No way, Hissy, I even have a picture of you two chatting to me.



RATIUSSS, YOU IDIOT, THAT IS HISSYS SISTERS MISSY, NOT HISSY!!!

What the?! You mean?

She impersonated Hissy to get game and leave Hissy not killing thingsss!!!

OMG, how awful, your Sisters are so darn sneaky Hissy, its absolutely appaling!

Hissy so mad right now, Hissy off to find Sistersss


Well, while that debacle ends up once again in a mini apocalypse I'll show off the (finally) finished Genestealers. I ened up washing their secondary claws, some of the back carapace, head ridge and neck to give them a bit more definition and detail. They were very flat before.



Heres a before and after wash.





I cant remember if I showed off the Biovores before either so here they are with a slight wash on them too.





Up next I vow to finish off the last of the Termagants, about 20 of them to do, leaving another 10 Gargoyles, Stompy and some spore mines for completion.
(Unless I crack and get some Tyrannocytes).



Keep it down in there you three!!!

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in nz
Tough Tyrant Guard





Auckland, NZ

What happened to swarmy? That all been sorted or is he in hiding?

Nice work on the troop broods... can be a mental battle getting through all the little gribblies. I also like the colours you have on the biovore cannons.

Get a tyrannocyte, can be Hissys personal transport onto the field of battle

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Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Hi gang!

Hi Ratiusss

Hi Ratius

Hi there

Hi

Wow, a full house tonight. Have you all made up so?

Yesss.

Wow, thats great news! What happened?

Hissy promisssed Sisters to Mads Swarmlord when he is done.

Swarmy is quite happy now.

Well Mad might not be

All Hivesss must work together Ratiusss. But leave most biomasss for Hissys Hive.

Yes, well thats to be worked out Hissy! But glad its quieter in here. You guys really left a mess last night. It took ages to clean up after you.

Heehee

Teehee

Working hard Ratiusss?

Well trying to Hissy.

I got a bit done this evening. 5 more Termagants and the last of the Spore Mines. So we're chipping away.







Good, work late and harder Ratiusss, we're off to the digestion poolsss for dinner.

Well for some.....

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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
 
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