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Ode to demolisher the 5th

Oh demolisher, how I love you…
let me count the ways…
with damage table drawn anew,
You'll stay with me always
immobilised no longer stuns
Your pies continue flying
thy hull shuns rockets like lasguns
there's no more glance-hit dying
So now that 5th ed's come along,
other tanks are stuck in tarpits
while now your gun is twice as strong
against your partial targets
Your plasma cannon's, too, have gained
A larger spread of damage,
While their 'defensive' arms are pained,
their tanks too hard to manage.
You gain a cover save for free,
or from some friendly tanks
You're weaker though, against melee,
but even there give thanks,
For your upgraded rear shielding
can't be felled by most
Melee can hit rear armour now,
AV 10? you'd be toast
speaking of tougher tanks, this verse,
winess here how str:9 sucks
lascannons got a lot, lot worse,
you need strength 10 to do much.
and now the leman russ, in short,
is having lots of fun
But don't they miss your mighty port
and starboard plasma gun?
Oh beloved, your dues I sang,
Your hull I shined and polished
Because I love that mighty bang,
that leaves my foes demolished.

x

genius

Propa Job!