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For the Emperor!
All hail the immortal Emperor of Mankind!
hahahahaha
YES!
That is hilarious.
I scream that with my friends on Halo live all the time, but I still have yet to do it in public.
It is only a matter of time, of course.
hahaha

Me and my freinds routinley yell BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD at random people in the commons before school, the looks we get are hystacreal , only a matter of time till the principal passes when we yell, cannot wait to see his face

My older sister used to call my models dolls. Though in a long term revenge thing I've got my 4 yr old nephew obsessed with my "soldiers". And she just had another boy 8 months ago. Score two more conscripts for the hobby!

Many times while drunk and in public I'll howl out a Waaagh to the confusion of many. I also have the optimus prime voice synthesizer and with my deep voice can sound a lot like the terminators and dreadnoughts from dawn of war.

"Deep Striking!"

"Terminators Ready!"

"Command me!"

Every now and then when I'm drunk and bored I'll dig through the codices and yell particularly space marine(y) passages and quotes. Still the best toy ever after my 40k.

Outcast115 wrote:Me and my freinds routinley yell BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD at random people in the commons before school, the looks we get are hystacreal , only a matter of time till the principal passes when we yell, cannot wait to see his face

Nice me and my friend Eldarbgamer13 always yell BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Heh, I have problems with my wife spouting crap about the game and all other crap. The best that happened though will take a paragraph to explain.


Me and my Wife had spent the night playing apoc with some friends, and we crashed when everybody left. I'll have you now my dreams are VERY vivid and I was thinking I was a Space Wolf fighting traitor marines. I wake up when someone trips over me, but in my dream I had been clocked in the head. Thinking I was the whoever my imagination had created for my dreams, I jumped the traitor shouting, "For Russ, and The Allfather! DIEEEEE!" As I grabbed the (hobby) knife that was on the table and prepared to slit the traitor's throat the lights blared on and I saw that the CSM was really my friend, Allen. I turned around to see my wife(in the nude, she was allen's sister so she didn't care) next to the light switch, a bemused look on her face. It turned out Allen had forgot his Eldar, so he excepted my apology and left. I then went with my wife to our bed room(I had been on the living room floor before) and spent the rest of the night in her embrace.
Anyone want to hear more?(yes thers more)

Tacobolter MK lll wrote:Heh, I have problems with my wife spouting crap about the game and all other crap. The best that happened though will take a paragraph to explain.
Anyone want to hear more?(yes thers more)

Sure....

I've been caught saying random quotes from 40K...

Rather embarasing I must say.




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Even though i dont play CSM i have been caught shouting KILL, MAIM, BURN

Haha those were HILARIOUS! And yes, Tacobolter MKII, we wish to hear the rest, sounds like your having a VERY interesting evening. ^^

The dream one was the best.

I have had more then a few occasions of screaming waaaaggghhh, for the emperor, blood for the blood god, etc. I vividly recall playing paintball and charging a hill screaming BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD in the really high pitched cultist voice. We were playing against a few former marines who were deadly shots. While my friends scream allah ho akabar (I think thats how it's spelled) and were immediately shot in the head I screamed this and stunned them enough to get one kill before taking three shots in the gut. hysterical.

Our high school had a little retreat thing that we do every year and last year I managed to get our class (because every class has to have a flag.) to do the symbol of Khorne! >=) None of them knew what it was and I told this lie of how I made it up. lol! And our "team name" was red rage......how awesome is that.

went to the invasion of normandy paintball game in pensylvania a few years back, fighting on the allies side.

as the doors to the landers opened on the d-day beach invasion part of the game, me and my friend next to me screamed, "FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN" as we charged into the german position.

A good time was had by all.

I had a BBQ this weekend, and after about 7 hours of drinking me and a few buddies of mine shouted "For Sigmar!!" hella loud out into the neighborhood. Good times.

WH40KGuy757 wrote:Our high school had a little retreat thing that we do every year and last year I managed to get our class (because every class has to have a flag.) to do the symbol of Khorne! >=) None of them knew what it was and I told this lie of how I made it up. lol! And our "team name" was red rage......how awesome is that.

You are now my best freind ever.

That is pure funny I like the guy who's wife broke his IG and then made fun of him thats golden.

So i am also into paintball like most teenagers and i sometimes incorprate warhammer 40k into our games we play our team the Night Lords, our team motto ave dominous nox (hail lord of the night), screams of blood for the Blood God, maim kill burn and playing some Debauchery (Khorne themed music really check them out) well that was all well and good until we realised we were about to play agaisnt seven year olds...in a charity event...needless to say we were talked to and banned cause the kids went home crying. good times

Try Again Bragg wrote:I have had more then a few occasions of screaming waaaaggghhh, for the emperor, blood for the blood god, etc. I vividly recall playing paintball and charging a hill screaming BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD in the really high pitched cultist voice. We were playing against a few former marines who were deadly shots. While my friends scream allah ho akabar (I think thats how it's spelled) and were immediately shot in the head I screamed this and stunned them enough to get one kill before taking three shots in the gut. hysterical.

Honersstodnt wrote:went to the invasion of normandy paintball game in pensylvania a few years back, fighting on the allies side.

as the doors to the landers opened on the d-day beach invasion part of the game, me and my friend next to me screamed, "FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN" as we charged into the german position.

A good time was had by all.

Goreyevisceration wrote:So i am also into paintball like most teenagers and i sometimes incorprate warhammer 40k into our games we play our team the Night Lords, our team motto ave dominous nox (hail lord of the night), screams of blood for the Blood God, maim kill burn and playing some Debauchery (Khorne themed music really check them out) well that was all well and good until we realised we were about to play agaisnt seven year olds...in a charity event...needless to say we were talked to and banned cause the kids went home crying. good times

that lot made me lol.
Though I'm not allowed to go paintballing (uncle does in often and says "It hurts too much for teens", and my grandma went hysterical the one time we were going to do it, I used to play laser tag. Now, I went to a school fait of a friend's little brother. The school set up inflatable walls with windows and doors, about 30m x 50m. I started with me, my twin, my friend and his little brother. We found 3 more friends, and went from building to building. I went first, charging headlong and shouting "For the emperor!", followed by 3 people, then the rest. Every building I cleared we got about 2 more people to join us. It ended up with about 20 of us in a large builing down one end. We then "killed" everyone else. Good times.

Hahaha all funny stories. Sorry the only thing i have to say is a sovjet joke.

In the Imperium, we serve the emperor.
In sovjet russia, Emperor servees you!

Ive been know to get a little... frenzied while playing games online... and a few unfortunate people i have been playing with will have heard me mumbling into the mic every now and then getting slightly louder and quieter.... until I'm the last man standing on my team to which point the headsets of other players are flooded with my screams and roars of Kill, Maim, Burn until I'm either killed of wipe out the enemy..... fun times..

This isnt to bad but somebody at games workshop asked
"whats the weapons skill of a chimera"
"noob"