Coolest god.

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**goffnob deffsmakka**

I am wondering wich god is the coolest. (Don't ask why the emperor is also a choice).

**PanzerSmurf**

You missed some in the list. I'd say the laughing god of the harlequins...

**goffnob deffsmakka**

PanzerSmurf wrote:You missed some in the list. I'd say the laughing god of the harlequins...

I know I will edit it right away.

**Lukus83**

how about all th eold eldar gods who have been consumed by slaanesh...lexicanum has a good list if you look up the histories of each race.

**InyokaMadoda**

Mork and Gork. But I could only vote for one of them....

**goffnob deffsmakka**

Lukus83 wrote:how about all th eold eldar gods who have been consumed by slaanesh...lexicanum has a good list if you look up the histories of each race.

I don't know any of the old eldar gods.

I hope that I don't have to be ashamed by that.

**Zaephyr**

goffnob deffsmakka wrote:
Lukus83 wrote:how about all th eold eldar gods who have been consumed by slaanesh...lexicanum has a good list if you look up the histories of each race.

I don't know any of the old eldar gods.

I hope that I don't have to be ashamed by that.

You don't have to be ashamed

. Those gods are dead and buried and someone rarely talks about them. My vote goes for the Emperor.

**bryantsbears**

The Emperor Protects. The Rest are kind of lame.

**1hadhq**

Had to vote for him,not claiming to be a god but the coolest on this poll.

**Orkeosaurus**

Mork!

He's brutally cunning, and hits you when you're not looking!

**ultramarine1**

i think you should have put in the hive mind. While not really a god, the tyranids live and die for it, not to mention it is abel to drive psykers insane because it is so strong.

**KingCracker**

i deffinetly dont think the hive mind counts. of course the nids die for it... THEY ARE MINDLESS! lol. they just do what its tells them to.... just like the space marines! wait a sec........
I still voted the Emperor! before he was kindda killed.... he could of taken on any god! he was a badass and wore golden armor. how awesome is that!

**Lord Lankington**

SOULS FOR THE CORPSE GOD!!!!!!

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

Mork! Because he picked my Dread as his chosen! (Space Marine army fired ALL of it's weapons at it, THREE TIMES, and it still stood).

**goffnob deffsmakka**

Why is the emperor winning I mean it is not even a god.
He's a freeky old lad that sits on a throne 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

**Arctik_Firangi**

If you can worship it, it's a god.

**GMort**

Khorne,

Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne.

GMort.

**warpcrafter**

Nurgle, because He owns me. Case in point: I'm 42 years old, have never had a flu shot but I've only had the flu once, and that was in 1978. Even then it had an upside, because I got out of school for a week and got to sit around high on cough syrup the whole time. (My parents improvised home and over the counter remedies for EVERYTHING!) Never been admitted to a hospital, never intend to be. Nyaa!

**HellsGuardian316**

I had to go with "The Emperor", as I wasn't included in the list. lmao

**Howard A Treesong**

As much as I like Khorne, I'm always drawn back to Nurgle.

**goffnob deffsmakka**

Don't vote for the emperor he is't even a god he is a freeky old guy on throne.

**HellsGuardian316**

Then please define the parameters that denotes being a god

After all...
He's Immortal, people pray to him, people fight holy wars in his name, he has powers beyond that of any other mortal being and if he dies, he is reborn.

**Xav**

nurge is the coolest!

**goffnob deffsmakka**

hellsguardian316 wrote:Then please define the parameters that denotes being a god

After all...
He's Immortal, people pray to him, people fight holy wars in his name, he has powers beyond that of any other mortal being and if he dies, he is reborn.

The emperor is not reborn if he dies

, and he will die soon becouse there is a default in the golden throne.

And then it's time for orks

and nids

to take the universe.

**Anung Un Rama**

Mork!

He's brutally cunning, and hits you when you're not looking!

I'm pretty sure it was the other way round.
Gork and Mork, Gods of brutal cunning and cunning brutality.

**Mekboy**

Khorne all the way!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!

**Kroeger**

Malal!

**1hadhq**

goffnob deffsmakka wrote:
hellsguardian316 wrote:Then please define the parameters that denotes being a god

After all...
He's Immortal, people pray to him, people fight holy wars in his name, he has powers beyond that of any other mortal being and if he dies, he is reborn.

The emperor is not reborn if he dies , and he will die soon becouse there is a default in the golden throne.
And then it's time for orks and nids to take the universe.

The emperor wil prevail . always.......

How could he not be the coolest?

Sitting on his golden toilet,
his teachings ignored by his followers,
massive time and effort lost by his sons,
green/pink/blue/rusty/pale xenos running wild,
and not enraged from that?

Could only be: he's da coolest

**ultramarine1**

nah, he would not be alive had it not been for tzeech

**theHandofGork**

Orkeosaurus wrote:Mork!

He's brutally cunning, and hits you when you're not looking!

Ahh, but Gork is cunningly brutal, and hits you even harder when you are.

Quite the theological conundrum.