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post your hilarious ideas/actions that you have come up/taken while stoned/drunk/massively sleep deprived! Or, something like that.

I'll go first: When I got two hours of sleep a few weeks back, I ended up speaking in jabberwocky, IE:

Thou hast thrimmed the tumulled rimblerop, and shunned the rubius ruffled ruckskink. I just kept on doing it, without cessation for more than 12 hours straight (at which point I went to bed)

I used to always get these wrong number calls from warious women wanting to talk to Linwood. Once, one of them called during a party and several of us kept her on the phone for nearly an hour, telling her the most ludicrous things that "Linwood" was doing, which were more important that talking to her. I can't remember what was the final straw, but she ended up screaming for nearly a minute straight then slamming the phone down. That was the last call we got for Linwood.