4 word story

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**BigWaaagh**

look for pennies in

**Verviedi**

a giant pit of

**BigWaaagh**

discarded barbershop hair clippings

**Chaos Legionnaire**

But, to my surprise,

**Verviedi**

there were no pennies,

**snurl**

but thousands of teeth.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I can only surmise

**BigWaaagh**

that the tooth fairy

**gnome_idea_what**

Had been very busy

**Chaos Legionnaire**

and that the barber

**snurl**

has got himself a

**BigWaaagh**

side gig, leaving quarters

**Chaos Legionnaire**

under pillows or inside

**BigWaaagh**

jars of hair gel

**snurl**

in his spare time.

**BigWaaagh**

Baked Beans taste great

**Chaos Legionnaire**

especially when you add

**gnome_idea_what**

off-brand ranch dressing

**BigWaaagh**

...just kidding, that sucks.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I have an idea...

**BigWaaagh**

which involves milk shakes,

**snurl**

and big, bouncy boobies

**Verviedi**

to assist with marketing

**snurl**

.
It's a sure fire

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method of luring in

**snurl**

A certain demographic group.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

The product I'm selling

**snurl**

, as seen on TV,

**Chaos Legionnaire**

is guaranteed to sculpt

**snurl**

Thousands of julienne fries