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**pix3lboy**

because it's cheaper than

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stuff anyone else likes.

**gruebot**

The Las Vegas Open

**pix3lboy**

Was the liveliest event

**snurl**

ever in recorded history

**pix3lboy**

Until the fire started

**snurl**

beneath the seventh fairway

**gruebot**

which melted all the

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news cameras and equipment

**ChargerIIC**

and stranded all the

**snurl**

pretty ladies in shorts

**pix3lboy**

who only wanted to

**snurl**

get Tiger's autograph on

**BigWaaagh**

a Vegas marriage license.

**snurl**

What in tarnation is

**Lupus Mortem**

sensitivity training for orks

**snurl**

and why do we

**BigWaaagh**

feel the need to

**snurl**

scream WAAAAUGH! every time

**Lupus Mortem**

we have bowel movements

**pix3lboy**

while standing over a

**Lupus Mortem**

dead Warmachine Hordes player

**snurl**

and his nerdy pals.

**sing your life**

Now that's just disgusting .

**Lupus Mortem**

A bird in hand

**snurl**

will eventually crap there

**sing your life**

,that's how Mafia works.

**Lupus Mortem**

The Necronomicon was written

**snurl**

in a time when

**gruebot**

screwing dead people was