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I have come up with an easy to follow twenty step program to make money!
1. Get a case of beer,
2. Get a bottle of methyl trichloride (cloroform) or make some out of chlorine bleach powder (calcium hypochlorite) and acetone.
3. Drink the beer
4. Place all the bottles in your recycling bin.
5. Lay in wait.
6. Knock out the first hobo you see riffling through your bottles.
7. Take his bag of bottles, and store the hobo for later.
8. Repeat.
9. When you have enough bottles / cans return them for the deposit.
10. Now that you have around $100 and a closet full of hobos, thats a good start!
11. Rent a video camera -$50
12. Change the remaining $50 for 30 dollar bills and one twenty.
13. Create a bank roll with the twenty on the outside and the ones on the inside.
14. roll tape!
15. wake up your stash of hobos and show them the money roll.
16. Have them do something incredibly painful / revolting.
17. Take the money and tape and run.
18. Circulate the tape online.
19. Create a "Charity" for the ethical treatment of hobos.
20. PROFIT!
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