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I challenge dakka to create the WORST possible 1500pt list. The opposite of the best list if you will.

Rules

1. Must follow the standard FOC
2. Must be current codex that could be used in most tournaments. Hence no Kroot armies.
3. Must be painted.... Just kidding.
4. Can be over in points but not under.

My vote would go to a necrons.

1 lord with chronometron and disruption field
3 x 20 warriors
1 x 17 warriors

Easy to kill with a few powerfists or any assault ability whatsoever!!

NEXT...

Just a whole bunch of naked guardsmen I would say...

Naked Chaos Lord
2 x 5 CSM
Fill the rest of the points with lesser daemons

No icons anywhere = lose

Can you summon them with out icons? If not that is a funny list! And pretty horrible!!

thats hard to decide but i say straight up fill the points expensive nob squads with power klaws and poles. but still give them a 6 up save and 2 warbosses with power klaws and.. a 6 up save and the rest in deffkoptas

HQ:
Greater Demon 100 pts
Fabius Bile 160 pts
Troops:
5x Enhanced Marines 90 pts
5x Enhanced Marines 90 pts
20x Lesser Demons 260 pts
20x Lesser Demons 260 pts
20x Lesser Demons 260 pts
20x Lesser Demons 260 pts
10x Lesser Demons 130 pts
1510 pts

Lesser Demons fizzle, Greater Demon fizzles. Enhanced Marine squads will probably be dead before the game begins or on their way out the door. Fabius is ok... but he alone against another army... outlook not too good.

Nah necrons:
1 naked lord
2 units of 5 necron warriors
then dump points into a max squad of pariahs and several maxed squads of scarabs with d-fields
throw in a nightbringer if you are short and cut scarabs to make him fit.

Basically if nine marine...I mean necrons die you phase out.

nothing but GROTZ!!!grotz, i say.

bottbott wrote:nothing but GROTZ!!!grotz, i say.

That's under.

Full footsloggin' Burnas and some Dakka Warbosses and Nobz

Methinks it should involve Pariahs.

3x tyranid warriors with two lash whips each

32x hormugaunts with every upgrade
32x hormugaunts with every upgrade
25x hormugaunts with every upgrade

step 1- hold warriors in reserve (always no matter what)
step 2 - take leadership tests for instinctive behavior to move gaunts
step 3 - watch as gaunts fall back off the table
step 4 laugh because you can kill your own army without any help from your opponent

imagine you get to tell your opponent I table myself on turn 2. I guess you win

also deploy gaunts so they cover your entire board edge, and when warriors arrive they can't enter play so they die after that then you can "move" your gaunts, if you try to move the gaunts before the warriors show up the gaunts could all die and the warriors could show up perfectly ok. and that is unacceptable


lol 4 kill points 90 models, oops you win

That is classic!!! However to be fair even the top lists can defeat themselves if played poorly. So not sure this list fits. It is however the funniest list so far. IMHO.

It should be Witchunter list with 3 full slots of Repentias

Naked Chaos Lord
2x5 CSM
The rest Chaos Spawn

Nightbringer

10 Pariahs

10 necron warriors with disruption fields
10 necron warriors with disruption fields

10 Scarab Swarms with distruption fields
10 Scarab Swarms with distruption fields
5 Scarab Swarms

Phase out = Kill 15 warriors

Hq
---

Farseer & guide

Troops
--------
6 x 10 pathfinder ranger teams


You infiltrate virtually everything and fleet/charge.

If gameplay is not included, I would say orks. Troops full of grots and mad dok grotsnik to give cybork body to everyone! With possible leftover points I'd take min squads of burnas or something.

here another eldar one:

Hq:
Baharroth, the worth phoenix lord ever

elites:
8 Wraithgaurd
8 Wraithgaurd
(both with no warlock)

troops
10 Wraithgaurd with spiritseer
10 Wraithgaurd with spiritseer

just over 1500

i say one lost guardsmen with only a fork as his weapon

try and not beat that!

Except that it doesn't follow the thread rules. Not to mention you cant use tactics like waiting on the side of the table so you run away or stop your own units from coming on, you can put this on the side however as it is amusing .

Marneus calgar
Honour guard - 10 man, all with relic blades and grenade launchers
Honour guard - 6 man, all with relic blades and grenade launchers

Scout Squad - 5 man, PF sergeant
Scout Squad - 5 man, PW sergeant

= exactly 1500 points

Only anti-tank is calgar and scout squads fists. First HG squad is 660 points, with calgar its 910. no invul makes HG saaaad pandas

PirateRobotNinjaofDeath your list will fail!! ha ha ha

everything will be shot to bits

thats a good worst list

I'll try:

ELDAR

Farseer: Rune of Warding, Rune of Witnessing, Doom, Guide, Fortune, Mind War [175]
6 Warlock: Jetbike, 6 Conceal [360]
Farseer: Rune of Warding, Rune of Witnessing, Doom, Guide, Fortune, Mind War [175]
10 Warlock: Jetbike, 10 Conceal, 10 Spiritseer [660]

5 Dire Avengers [60]
5 Dire Avengers [60]

TOTAL: 1500 points

Farseer with Warlock, to slow them.

Anything Tau

How about this
Tyranids

36 warriors- 2 sets of spine fists

60 rippers- extended carapace

9 frag spore mines

3 biovores- frags

every time a spore mine dies ot gives away a KP and not 1 model scores FTW!

olympia wrote:Anything Tau

F*** u

Wych Cult.

Walking, un-upgraded Dracite.

120 un-upgraded Wyches.

A horde of T3 models with a 6+ save with no power weapons. They suck at shooting (a bunch of S3 pistols are all the shooting in the army) and they aren't even that good in assault since they don't have the wych-weapon upgrade.

yermom wrote:How about this
Tyranids

36 warriors- 2 sets of spine fists

60 rippers- extended carapace

9 frag spore mines

3 biovores- frags

every time a spore mine dies ot gives away a KP and not 1 model scores FTW!

That's so horrible it's awesome. I might use that.

Tau. The worst list with one of the worst armies

Shas'el w/Dual Flamers, C&C Node, HW Drone Controller, 2 Gun Drones

Bodyguards w/TL Fusion Blasters, ASS's, HW Drone Controller, 4 Gun Drones

Aun'va

6 FWs

10 Kroot w/ 3 Krootox Riders, Shaper with Armor-upgrade and Pulse Rifle

10 Kroot w/ 3 Krootox Riders, Shaper with Armor-upgrade and Pulse Rifle

10 Kroot w/ 3 Krootox Riders, Shaper with Armor-upgrade and Pulse Rifle

10 Kroot w/ 3 Krootox Riders, Shaper with Armor-upgrade and Pulse Rifle

5 Vespids

5 Vespids

8 Gun Drones


Only the best in Tau cheese. Who can stand against Kroot Shapers with Pulse Carbines?

Chaos Lord with twin linked bolter (lol) and personal icon (rofl) 100

2 x 5 CSM, banner of tzeentch (5+ inv but cost 23 points each lol), aspiring champion with twin linked bolter (lol) 270

29 Chaos spawn 1160

1530 (or 28 spawn for 1490)


It's like a visa add:

Chaos Lord ~$30.

10 Chaos Space Marines ~$40.

29 Spawn ~$250.

Tournament entry ~$15.

Still winning a game because some moron doesn't take out your marines and somehow manages to die to spawns... priceless!

EDIT: tbh though I think the best is that warrior/gaunts armylist, that would be good for a laugh!