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2009/01/29 06:47:44
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Mindless Spore Mine
Australia
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Pretty self explanatory just write what you think...
Bright Angels
Emperor's Grandchildren
Rabid Wolves
Blood Donators
Iron Feet
Plant Eaters
Supermarines
Mental Legion
Life Guard
999 Sons
Microsoft Word Bearers
Beta Legion
Black Muslims
Heavy Metal Warriors
Constructors
Black Panthers
Storm Midgets
Nice Weather Lords
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"You dont have a sniper. Theres no sniper in that building. Oh, now I see him. Um, nice camoflauge."  |
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2009/01/30 12:44:42
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Immigrants
(ripoff invaders legion)
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2009/01/30 13:19:51
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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The Microsoft Word Bearers. Classic.
Other Space Marine Legion Names worthy of Epic Failure:
The Warp Kittens
The Emperor's Hedgeclippers
The Crimson Fisters ( Ew....)
The White Devils
The Gay Knights
The Sons of Geoff (A covert reference to the God of Biscuits)
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Despair an illusion of the mind.
 The Tainted - Pending
I sold most of my miniatures, and am currently working on bringing my own vision of the Four Colors of Chaos to fruition |
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2009/01/30 13:47:35
Subject: Re:Failed space marine legion names.......
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hello Kitty Legion (Purified by the Sisters)
Smurfs 'r Us (Sued by Terran Lawyers before Chapter started)
Space Cats (Eaten by the 'nids)
Smear of Horus (Smeared by Sons of Horus)
Black Carapice (Eaten by the 'nids)
Howdy Doody's Gang (Purified by the Sisters)
Brotherhood of the Greater Good (Wiped out by the Tau in first battle)
Space Lobsters (Steamed & eaten by Orks)
Brotherhood of the Travelling MkVIs (Wiped out by the Adeptus Mechanicus for not embracing the MkVIIs)
Nuclear Dogs (Died during founding because they built base on huge Uranium deposit)
Soul Slurpers (Budget cut victim)
Disciples of Pete (Pete died in a minor Kitchen accident brining great shame on the Chapter)
Brotherhood of Sunshine (Progeny of an unliked and clumsy clerk, didn't last long in battle) (One of the mysterious Mundane Founding from the era of the forgotten)
Annoyance Bringers (One of the mysterious Mundane Founding from the era of the forgotten)(Died in Traffic Collision)
Sub-par Marines (Recruited from the IG but got wiped out by a drunk Ogryn)
The Electric Technocolor Marines (Quite successful at first due to causing the Orks to laugh so much at their glowing flashing armor that they forgot to fight but finally wiped out when the Orks regained thier bearings.)
Imperial Moons (The open armor design in the back proved to be a fatal flaw)
Space Moons (The open armor design in the back proved to be a fatal flaw)
Sons of Phil (One of the mysterious Mundane Founding from the era of the forgotten)(Entire Chapter died of heartburn)
Moons of Uranus (The open armor design in the back proved to be...)
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2009/01/30 15:26:02
Subject: Re:Failed space marine legion names.......
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh
So Cal
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Rainbow Warriors
... Oh wait.... 
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2009/02/01 23:01:56
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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The Emperor's Pointy Sticks?
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=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
======End Dakka Geek Code======
"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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2009/02/01 23:06:26
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Mindless Spore Mine
Australia
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1001 sons
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"You dont have a sniper. Theres no sniper in that building. Oh, now I see him. Um, nice camoflauge." |
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2009/02/01 23:17:10
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Samurai Pizza Cats
Bum Brothers
SPACE-S.W.A.T.
S.A.S-SPACE-KNIGHTS
Legion of the gigantic shoulder-pads and shin-pads
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http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” |
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2009/02/01 23:23:22
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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The Knight's That Say "Nnnee!" (tribute chapter)
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!! 
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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:  I'll never tell...
: Necromunda
: And yes I even play Squats!  |
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2009/02/02 12:47:27
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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The space toaster frog queens of the planet hamster burb 9.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/02/02 13:24:05
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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The Emperors Super Happy Pony Sissy Pink Friends
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2009/02/02 13:28:28
Subject: Re:Failed space marine legion names.......
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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Anuses of the emperor
Smurfs of the Emperor (they hated the name but liked the color scheme so it became the ULTRAMARINES!!)
The Emperors Microsoft Vista
Chaos forces of the Emperor
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2009/02/02 13:31:47
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Terran Marines.
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2009/02/02 13:49:44
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Cheeze Marines....Oh sorry, that's what I call them.
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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: I'll never tell...
: Necromunda
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2009/02/02 15:20:39
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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The knights of the iron chalice of the gracious mango bottom in toaster!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/02/02 19:52:38
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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Fouling griffins
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2009/02/02 20:18:41
Subject: Re:Failed space marine legion names.......
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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River Dancers
Chapter Du Soliel
Balls of the Emperor
Muscle Beach Head
Sunset Samaritans
Imperial Stormtroopers
Brotherhood of the Squarepants
Emperor’s Left Foot
Left Ear of Horus
Tiptoer’s Legion
Sons of Mediocrity
The Nice Guys
Menstruation Chapter
Menstruation Nation
Great Grand Nephews of Horus
Happy Legion
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2009/02/02 21:43:32
Subject: Re:Failed space marine legion names.......
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Regular Dakkanaut
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U2
GWAR
Warriors of True Metal
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http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” |
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2009/02/02 22:51:03
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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The Emperor's Second Cousins
1000 Angry Bald Men
The Emperor's 9mm Uzis
The Space Jets (arch rivals of the Space Sharks)
The Tax Marines (superhuman accountants, dread enforcers of the Imperial Revenue Service)
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2009/02/02 23:00:03
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Sister Vastly Superior
Gig Harbor, WA
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UltraMarines
C'mon, who takes marines and just tacks on the word "Ultra" like they are supposed to be better than all the other chapters. It's like a couple of pretentous third graders came up with them.
You know, I bet they were just sitting around doing nothing while more tastefully named chapters were defending the Emperors honor, like "Salamanders", "Imperial Fists", or "Space Wolves"
Yep, I'm sure glad that idea never saw the light of day, imagine the silliness if it had!!
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 2000 pts SoB.
 2000 pts Crimson Fists (WIP)
doomed-to-fight-until-killed-in-battle xenophobic psycho-indoctrinated super soldier warrior monks of an oppressive theocracy stuck in the past and declining while stifling under its own bureacracy and inability to react.
Vaktathi, defining Space Marines
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2009/02/02 23:19:22
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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Illeix wrote:UltraMarines
C'mon, who takes marines and just tacks on the word "Ultra" like they are supposed to be better than all the other chapters. It's like a couple of pretentous third graders came up with them.
You know, I bet they were just sitting around doing nothing while more tastefully named chapters were defending the Emperors honor, like "Salamanders", "Imperial Fists", or "Space Wolves"
Yep, I'm sure glad that idea never saw the light of day, imagine the silliness if it had!!
INNIT 'THO!
I see what you did there, Illeix... its a pun! 
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=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
======End Dakka Geek Code======
"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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2009/02/03 00:14:56
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Sister Vastly Superior
Gig Harbor, WA
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Yanno'wat? I'm going to start repainting my guardsmen blue, and I'm gonna call them the ULTRAGUARD!!! HURR!!!
How you like it!?
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2000 pts SoB.
2000 pts Crimson Fists (WIP)
doomed-to-fight-until-killed-in-battle xenophobic psycho-indoctrinated super soldier warrior monks of an oppressive theocracy stuck in the past and declining while stifling under its own bureacracy and inability to react.
Vaktathi, defining Space Marines
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2009/02/03 00:43:33
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I'll be the first to fight your puny Ultraguard!! Anything blue and Cheezy must die!
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
: 5,000+ points
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: I'll never tell...
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2009/02/03 00:49:50
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Sister Vastly Superior
Gig Harbor, WA
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Lolz Nub!!1 Day"Z ULTRA!@!! HURRrR!!
Ph3@R 7eH ULTRA(!!!
</pwn>
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2000 pts SoB.
2000 pts Crimson Fists (WIP)
doomed-to-fight-until-killed-in-battle xenophobic psycho-indoctrinated super soldier warrior monks of an oppressive theocracy stuck in the past and declining while stifling under its own bureacracy and inability to react.
Vaktathi, defining Space Marines
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2009/02/03 05:19:21
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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Newts
Legion of the Darned
Megamarines
Cool/warm-Grey Knights
Planet Snackers
Pigeon Guard
Day Lords
Imperial Wrists
Dim Angels
White Scratches
Black Saracens
Bone-Marrow Angels
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2009/02/03 13:14:03
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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Regular Dakkanaut
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All-white-marines
Space dogs
Left-wing marines
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http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” |
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2009/02/03 13:27:34
Subject: Failed space marine legion names.......
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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The Disguntled Postal Workers
The Surley Waiters
The Creepy Ex-Boyfriends
The Raptors (mistakenly purged M38)
The Obliterators (mistakenly purged M38)
The World Bearers (mistakenly purged M38)
The Word Eaters (mistakenly purged M38)
The Children of the Emperor (mistakenly purged M38)
The Thousand Suns (mistakenly purged M38)
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2009/02/03 13:34:26
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Martial Arts Fiday
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The Co*# Blockers (every time you're getting somewhere, a Drop Pod lands on you!)
Retiredmarines (always lost in the Warp, with the Battlebarge's blinker on constantly)
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-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
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2009/02/03 14:51:40
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Sinewy Scourge
Murfreesboro, TN
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Lubricators!
Blood Clot Angels
The Emperor's Eunichs
Space Terriers
Angels of Diplomacy
Omish Marines!
White Scabs
Union Marines (they're always the first to strike!)
Vegan Marines
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"I'm not much for prejudice, I prefer to judge people by whats inside, and how much fun it is to get to those insides." - Unknown Haemonculi |
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2009/02/03 19:36:41
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The Special Marines (lasted until found out they had little to no brain function)
The Scape Goats (pissed on by every chapter in existence)
We're Too Easy Company (the reason there isnt women in the SM world)
And lastly.....
The Purple Pomeranian Pigskin Peelers of Pluto Prime!!!(yes the !!! are part of the title and realizing it all to late just how LONG it took Terra to type that out, they were lead to Rynns world for a BBQ moments before the Orks arrived)
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