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Ima spare the long tediousness of talking about what happened in an Apacalypse match,

I had one wartrukk, one squad of shootas 10 boyz in it, wounded Smakaridge (warboss) with 1 wound left, and a big mek in the enemy regiment because of a failed shokk attack.

he had a about twice as many men as I did, and had a land raider+lord maccaridge

The lord jumps out of the land raider halfway, he wants to charge and let the raider give cover fire. So I meet him with my shootas, all but two die, I roll moral and fail, I swear realising the end. The shootas ran of the board, my big mek killed the scouts he was stuck in and I charged a land raider with him, cause I knew I would lose. my wartrukk is reving it's engine as it sees Lord Mac. and shoots out like a thunderbolt to tank shock him. Lord stood up and whailed on it with his powerfists and went in for the kill. I hit him, he rolled moral and won in that with a snake eyes. I passed a remark about how he used up his luck for that. He rolled for strength on his hits (Yes lord's normal attack number like about 3 or 4, we didn't know how to play) and failed every time....

Not just failed, he rolled 100% ones... The wartrukk for 35 points killed a special charecter, not only a char, but LORD MACCARIDGE! the leader of the smurf marines! He was a big lump of road kill, and my truck then rammed a land raider for a penitrating hit. I got and explode and it blew up the trukk. My mouth was on the floor in awe. He just gave up then and walked off. I like to think my leader Smackaridge was yelling REAL loud. and scared them away. Stupid Ultra marines, can't even defend your emperor when he was betrayed by horus...

I was eating cheese whiz in a can, and then I laughed so hard. There was whiz everywhere... I put up to his pissy attitude because it was worth his reaction, a combo of pure disgust and raw hate to his dice and me.

You were eating cheese whiz from a can? Jesus.

Driver of the wartrukk: WWAAARRRRRRRRRR*thump thump*RRRRRRRRRR*Giant explosion*

That pretty much sums it up

LordSmackaridge wrote: There was whiz everywhere...

My entry for the quote of the year.

Cheese whiz? Lord Maccaridge? Trukks penetrating land raiders? I don't know what to say...

If I ever had a part of my life into a motivational montage it WOULD be that day. After the Whiz exploded I reared back my entirly orange face and just screamed "WAAAGH!!!" and "DAkkity!! DAkkity!!"

How unlikly is it to ram a raider and win, I was extatic! Smackaridge had a heaping pile of chezy goodness on him, like glopped on him. And it seemed to peel off a little paint... What we Americans put in cheese whiz...

My point is, it's lord Macragge, a trukk can never harm a land raider by ramming, and eating cheez whiz from the can is horrifying.

we didn't know the rules, NOW and always it should have been a glancing but we forgot to put that in. And I laugh at what they thought the rules were.

(Keep in mind this was a gak ton while ago, before they got rid and put back ramming)