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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/31 20:41:20
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Hi guys,
I've been wanting to do this for a bloody long time now, but I have to ask.... what is the most annoying this a worker from gamesworkshop has ever said to you?
For me personally when I asked a guy in the store, "What's a good ork vehicle to paint?" he replied...
"Well the wartrakk has turbo engines and so it can ZOOM across the board! It also has a crazy ork driver who is sooo cool!"
How the gribblies does this answer my question!
So post away my fellow war gamers, and tell me what the most annoying thing they said was!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/31 20:48:07
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Brilliant! Classic "um... I really don't know what to say here..." moment.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/03/31 20:48:37
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/31 20:59:01
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Always makes me chuckle when someone says.......
"Why yes, I have it. But it is mine. Not yours. Mine. Muhahahah! Ahem."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/31 22:32:57
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Brilliant, these are funny as hell guys.
And btw JD, that happened to me!
GW guy- " do you need any glue?"
me- "yes please"
GW guy- "well you're gonna have to get your dad to buy it for you because its not solvent free."
Me(thinking)- "You absolute gribblie. I just bought like everything you have on your ork shelf, and you have the balls to tell me that I can't buy glue by myself. Screw you."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/03/31 22:33:16
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 10:06:08
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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These are just hilarious guys!
Keep 'em coming, because it's keeping me laughing
And 67 replies after 1 day- something tells me this is gonna be a popular thread!
Feel free to post more than one incident people!
Thanks,
Jack.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 10:15:08
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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What an ignorant gribblie!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 10:27:46
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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if you want to speak polish then feth off back to poland and speak it, no one in the entire store can understand you, and most people dont like it when someone could be speaking about them and they have no idea what you are saying.
another staffer then turns to tell me that he doesent speak a word of english, nor can he read english.
what fething use is that?
sorry if i offended anyone there, just pissed off that apparently now a days i need to know around 30 different languages to walk through london.
JD, this is a topic that is brought up quite a lot in my head and as much as I want to discuss it fully I know I can't in case I offend anyone.
However, I totally agree with you. If you come to THIS country, then you speak OUR language, you follow OUR rules. This is a really "iffy" topic but I am on your side with it.
If you can't speak English, don't move here.
The government is too soft (I'm 13 and I already no this) and it is ruining the country. Although in some respects you could blame the Americans for introducing the "suing".
No matter how you look at it you and I ( this generation ) will pay for it in the end because we are the ones who are going to have to live in a worse state of affairs later on in life.
This is off topic, I know, but it's my thread and I'll do what I want And btw, something went wrong with the quoting thing so it doesn't look like I've quoted JD, but I have!
Thanks,
Jack.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2009/04/01 10:29:52
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 10:31:04
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Well, I'm off to work on the allotment with my Dad, I'll be back in a few hours.
Looking forward to read more posts when I'm back!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 13:16:08
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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LuciusAR wrote:Sorry guys but I really am going to have to take issue with this thread. If you want to make genuine complaints about GW's upselling policies or company rules regarding what goes on inside GW stores thats fine. This thread however is little more than a thinly veiled excuse to make personal attacks on GW staff.
For example that post earlier when somone called a staff member a dill weed because he had the audacity to obey the law by refusing to serve solvents to minor was bang out of order. I was strongly tempted to report it to a Mod.
You don't seem to understand. This thread is for having a laugh because, lets face it, no matter how much the staff may seem like idiots sometimes they are just doing their jobs and following the law. The worst part is that no matter what happens we're still buying their stuff so if all you intend to do is come here to complain about us having a joke- then don't post.
Many thanks ( and laughs to all you killjoys out there ),
Jack.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 13:21:19
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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LuciusAR wrote:JD21290 wrote:
Lucius, a few points here as to what you said.
1: no one is forcing you to read any of this, you have done so by choice.
2: read the comments and you will find alot of good ones aswell, you cannot post about it all being bad comments when it is not.
3: if you feel it was an excuse then feel free to report it to a mod, no one is stopping you from doing so.
4: by any chance, do you work for GW?
No I don’t currently work for GW, though I was a redshirt in my student days. However that's neither here nor there.
This whole thread just reaks of 'Oh lets laugh at the silly minimum wage earning peons. Grovel before me peasant.' The attitudes on display are the same as when middle class idiots berate waiters. Its basically snobbery.
I didn’t report the thread to a Mod because I would rather come on here and state that I though he was out of order and give him the opportunity to retract or defend that statement. I don't want to go to the mods except as a last resort.
I once took abuse from a customer because I wouldn’t sell him superglue as he was 15. I was perfect polite about it and explained it was the law. He though it was appropriate to mumble a personal insult under his breath. I banned him for a month and very much enjoyed doing so. I didn't get paid enough to put with personal abuse from customers.
Attack the policy fine, you may even get my sympathy. Attack the staffer and you’ve crossed a line.
Jesus once said "He who has not sinned may through the first stone."
So I say now " If you haven't complained about staff before, then go ahead and tell us off for complaining about them. However if you have complained about staff before, then you have no authority to come here and ruin our fun!"
Many thanks,
Jack.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 13:30:47
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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JD21290 wrote:Lets face it, we are allowed to post our on views and opinions on this, i dont see how 1 person will somehow stop everyone or find an answer for everything.
this is life, it can be cruel, you can either face it or walk away.
You.
Just.
Got.
Told.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 13:37:28
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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WAAGGHHHH- sounds like a baby crying doesn't it?
Hardly strong and orky if you face the enemy crying like a 2 year old.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 17:14:19
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I'd like to clear a few issues up.
If you don't like what is going on in this thread ( telling everyone what the most annoying thing a GW worker has said to you) then do not bother to leave a comment.
If you intend to be a killjoy then it is going to be much easier for you to just count to 10 and walk away.
We are here to have fun and laugh, so no 1person (unless your name is over mod or admin) is going to stop this thread.
I am beginning to like this thread
Many thanks,
Jack.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 17:53:29
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I agree.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 17:56:15
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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asugradinwa wrote:Roze wrote:"do you need a starter paint brush set since your buying fantasy?"
I wanted to punch his gimp face in....*rages once again*
Please don't call people gimps. I have cerebral palsey and take offence to it when people who do not have that or a simular disorder are called gimps. Call them Morons, lame brains, stupid, ugly, whatever. But please do not use the word Gimp.
I deeply apologise for any offence this has caused you.
I hereby said that if anyone wishes to refer to someone as a gimp, simply replace it with the word moron.
Many thanks,
Jack.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 18:02:56
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Frazzled wrote:I find the use fo the term moron objectionable, because everyone calls me one 
Your a mod I know, but shut up
Nah just kiddin, I hereby enforce the law no one may use the term moron. Instead please replace it with the word Frazzle(d)
Example " He was such a Frazzle."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 18:35:35
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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As do I.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 18:52:57
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I hear redshirt a lot now. Must be for every other country because in England, the guys wear black GW shirts...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/01 18:53:05
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 20:52:31
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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You are mistake corpses, that is a freak.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/01 21:37:18
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I hate tension when you walk into the room. If people go silent after someone does/says something who I know I always go....
"Soooo..... anyone watch ----------- last night?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 10:30:07
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I really hope you guys haven't been arguing whilst I've been sleeping..... because if you have...... I'm gonna sign you up to work in GW.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 11:03:10
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Maybe he just had mental problems...... you know... so into wargamming that he's become affected by the warp.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 13:20:28
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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LuciusAR wrote:H.B.M.C. wrote:
You and that other loon are the only people who've come in here decrying what is otherwise a fun thread, trying to apologise for or explain away the examples - right to the point of calling everyone liers by saying that they're exaggerating.
I'll assume the 'loon' you are referring to is me.
I've got nothing against silly stories per say and I could quite happily write pages and pages about the stupidity, bitterness and downright cretinous behaviour I observed from my fellow hobbyists during my time as a red shirt so its quid pro quo really.
My objection was founded on the fact that it had diverted from being a place to recant amusing tales to, in some cases, outright abuse. The person who called a redshirt a dill weed from refusing to sell him glue without ID (Which I'll remind everyone again is the LAW in the uk, there is no get out clause that its ok to sell solvents to minors as long as they have bought models) was bang out of order.
Incidently calling me a 'loon' is a personal attack, which is a violation of forum rules. If you disagree with me then feel free to argue back but I'll thank you not to resort to name calling. If anything such behaviour devalues your own arguments.
Going back to the non GW paints incident, yes the redshirt may have delbt with the situation in a questionable manner (assuming its literally true, this is the intwebs after all!) but the policy is sound. I'll admit I use allot of Valejo and Coat d'arms paints at home but I wouldn't use them in a GW store. It's the same reason that pubs and cinemas tell you that you can't consume food purchased off the premises, it hurts their business!
As for the painted armies, I think the 'work in progress' rule is acceptable. In other words its ok to see and unpainted or half painted model on the board as long as work continues and it has more progress next time you bring it in. I'm the first to admit that painting can sometimes be a chore but with dry brushing and quick shade (seriously brilliant stuff!) bashing out core units can be done be even the laziest painter.
Just shut up and stop posting on this thread.
The more you talk clap-trap the more fun we'll have.
I'm 13 years old and I can assure you I have bought super glue alone ( nobody else was with me ). So either the store you worked at was run by a member of parliament or they're just being over cautious.
And I can tell you for free, if I intended to get high on glue, I would not buy a 25ml bottle for £5. I can think of much cheaper places to buy it.
Many thanks,
Jack.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 13:46:34
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Yes I do look older as I am quite mature and tall for my age (5ft 10) and the workers often respect me.
I have tasted bleached bone paint by accident and I am afraid I didn't think it tasted like bananas.... it tasted of paint. Those of you (brotherstynier) who think it does, need to check into the nearest mental home.
I haven't drank out of my water pot.... although I must admit that I have dunked my brush into my coffee.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 13:53:29
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Fussy!
Call yourself fussy you ungrateful git!
Nah I'm joking- I know the frustration.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 13:59:41
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I'm proud of this thread.
It's rapidly becoming one of the most popular threads with 200answers now!
Well done guys!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 17:55:18
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Gosh, you people just yak yak yak don't you?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 19:29:13
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I ask two things of all of you,
The first: don't use the word gimp
The second: if you have any personal insults to dish out please do so like this..
Dear Blahblah,
You suck!
Yours kindly,
(insert name here)
This way it's funnier for the rest of us.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 19:38:17
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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NinjaPenguin wrote:Dear jackinthetank,
You suck fail fail harder <3
Yours redundantly,
NP
Dear NinjaPenguin,
This is my thread and I hereby allow myself to say
"SUCK MY TOXIN SACS!"
Yours kindly,
Jack.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/03 12:26:36
Subject: What's the most annoying thing a GW worker has ever said to you?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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NinjaPenguin wrote:Dear Jack,
Can we stop before the anti-spammers get on our respective asses?
<3,
NP
Agreed.
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