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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/03 15:34:04
Subject: the tale of venerable jassio assualt veteran....
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Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator
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ok so this guy i kinda a hotshot..... he in his first game was a assault veteran with a power weapon and his squad of 5 get blown up by a predator shot and hes the only one who survives on the second turn.. so i think screw him lets have some fun. so i make him go assault a chaos tactical marine squad of 10. i kill 2 and i save all of their attacks.they run and i cut them down..... not bad so then i assault his obliberators next again killing one and making them run i got a 1 he got a 5 on sweeping advance.... blast it!!! but they run off the board.... yay!!!!! then he gets killed by a predator shot.... after the game ended i decided my dreadnought was jassio new home  so next game is against ig.... first time 500 points quick skirmish annihilation so i have jassio the dreadnought... oh this is old edition last codex.... so he has 60 guardsmen 3 heavy bolters 1 plasmagun a comissar and all have frag and krak grenades...... i think thats over dont you oh and a leman russ!!!!! only thing thast could take down my dreadnought. so my dread runs 3 turns his plasmagun gets to hot and kills the guard i getstuneed but i have extra armour and i charge his leman russ and duly destroy it. he in a vain attempt charges 60 guardsmen who i slaughter all of them with sweeping advances... my 10 tactical and heavy equipped commander do nothing........ nothing i won a a game with just a dreadnought...... he goes in to my book of records for sure....
please comment about him i am trying to get some fluff for this guy just for the fun of it...
ps. he deserves it
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i want to play and ride with you on your predator. i want to be friends with you
too bad alien scum
arrrghhhhhhhhh *cuts off head of space marine*
dat was fun friend....friend??? friend!!!!
humph your not my friend any more *walks off to the predator* now for some fun!
i play as and needs the new sm army codex!!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/03 18:20:40
Subject: the tale of venerable jassio assualt veteran....
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
Whitebear lake Minnesota.
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Well sounds like a few cool games you had but i think some people will be crying about your spelling so be ready for that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/03 20:50:48
Subject: the tale of venerable jassio assualt veteran....
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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lolzman wrote:not bad so then i assault his obliberators next again killing one and making them run i got a 1 he got a 5 on sweeping advance....
Obliterators are Fearless, they should not have Fallen Back.
Furthermore, this is... awful. I can hardly read whatever it is you're trying to put out here.
Please, please, PLEASE check your spelling and grammar before you post.
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Triggerbaby wrote:In summary, here's your lunch and ask Miss Creaver if she has aloe lotion because I have taken you to school and you have been burned.
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:I too can prove pretty much any assertion I please if I don't count all the evidence that contradicts it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/05 10:51:28
Subject: the tale of venerable jassio assualt veteran....
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Dispassionate Imperial Judge
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Oh dear.
Your sig shows you're in the US. Is english your first language?
If so, PLEASE use punctuation, spelling and grammar when writing these. This is incredibly difficult to follow.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/05 16:10:59
Subject: the tale of venerable jassio assualt veteran....
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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I view this as a stream of consciousness rather than a well thought out story. However I found it entertaining. I myself am horrible at spelling but that’s why they have spell-check.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/05 20:28:04
Subject: Re:the tale of venerable jassio assualt veteran....
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Huh? I couldn't follow it very well, but at least it was interesting!
-A.
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Haddi wrote:
Hello Guardsmen, look at your Leman, now back to mine, now back to your Leman, now back to mine. Sadly, your Leman isn't mine, but if they stopped using standard engines and switched to Lucifer Pattern, they could move like they're mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? Your in a battlefield with the Rhino your Leman could move like. Whats in your hand, back at me, I have it, it's the fire control for the Twin-linked Assault Cannons aimed at you. Look again, it's a Deep-Striked Land-Raider. Anything is possible when your Tanks move like Blood Angels, and not like Guardsmen. I'm on a Baneblade. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/10 01:36:27
Subject: the tale of venerable jassio assualt veteran....
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Dakka Veteran
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Rules fail always = rediculous in game actions.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/10 07:23:19
Subject: the tale of venerable jassio assualt veteran....
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
Belgium, political ass-end of the old continent
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...Another of these "I got this one ubersuperduper sarge" story... ´That and it was semi-gibberishly written. next time, please refrain if you get an urge to post something like this.
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I can bend minds with my spoon...
KingCracker wrote:PanzerSmurf, you win the trophy for most accident posts ever. Dear lord man!
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