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40k gets all the fun. No more!!! I say.

You know you play too much warhammer when you slap an orc player in the face and say, "One less avengement in the book of grudges."

When rolling for animosity checks you say "wheres theres a whip theres a way" gets abit much when you translate it to a work environment

1. When with a group of friends, you check for animosity every hour.
2. When your in a fight, you ALWAYS check for combat res.
3. You seem to appreciate anything that involves blocks, squares, or large rectangles.
4. When you shoot ANY type of missile weapon, you check for modifiers.
5. You carry around a large array of weapons so that when you are attacked you can choose which weapon combo will be best in CC
6. You often wonder why Harry Potter doesn't roll to cast or generate spells.
7. You see a Giant Frog and venerate it as a venerable Slaan
8.When your friend says cheese your mind wanders to the Daemons of Chaos Armybook
9. You think of your teacher as "A blasphemous scholar of Tzeentch".
10. You see a midget and ask yourself what the dwarfs would need to send an emissary for
11. You watch Dracula and King Tut movies and wonder why they don't summon more undead minions.
12. At the carnival, you refer to the live horse rides as "Brettnonian Knight Training"
13. When you see Emo people you think "Dark Elves", Nature Hippies you say "Wood Elves" and Goody-Two-Shoes people as "High Elves"
14. When you comment on the surprising amount of terrain that 40k has.
15. You deliberately move slower in woods, when climbing rocks, etc.
16. When your friends ever break into a building, you make sure that ONLY 9 people actually hit the building.
17. You often refer to machines as "That damned device that the new-fangled engineer made"
18. You gather swarms of rats and dump them into nuclear waste hoping to one day create the skaven race.
19. If you do play 40k, it tends to be a CC army.
20. You keep a journal, writing down every misdemeanor that anyones commits on you, which you plan to avenge 20 years later.

"When instead of doing your work you tend to read threads in the small hope that they will somehow effect your life in a better manner....."

You know you play too much warhammer when you manage to alienate entire groups of people away from you by simply talking about toy soldiers.