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2009/04/20 19:43:07
Subject: Warning signs or what to do in case of catastrophe
If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, it is a
psychological terror attack. Cower in the corner or run away.
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2009/04/20 19:52:44
Subject: Warning signs or what to do in case of catastrophe
I remember once when I worked in a McDonalds, we had a Sign in our Break room telling us what to do in case of a Terrorist attack...
"Inform your manager"
Lolwhut?
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2009/04/20 20:04:04
Subject: Warning signs or what to do in case of catastrophe
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:BEHOLD! The incredibly helpful and informative 'Protect and Survive' Public Information from Her Majesties Government, circa 1970/80's...
... deleted embedded thingy......
THIS IS NOT A SPOOF. THIS IS GENUINE.
It is genuine, because that was on TV a fair few times. Closest I ever want to get to Nuclear War thank you very much.
2009/04/20 20:21:16
Subject: Warning signs or what to do in case of catastrophe
"Stay indoors to prevent fallout?" Yes because we all know Gamma Radiation gives two gaks about a bit of brick and curtains.
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2009/04/20 20:31:28
Subject: Warning signs or what to do in case of catastrophe
I think I saw that warning video in a movie once.
The Iron Giant, IIRC.
On-topic: Australia's security when it comes to terrorists is awful. Did you guys overseas hear about the comedians (The Chasers) who almost got to the hotel, past a dozen checkpoints disguised as Osama Bin Laden and his Canadian bodyguards?
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/04/21 10:53:03
Subject: Re:Warning signs or what to do in case of catastrophe
Back when I was with the Department of Water and Power there was a special threat level code colour shown in the lobby next to the official portrait of Malcolm McDowell.
On-topic: Australia's security when it comes to terrorists is awful. Did you guys overseas hear about the comedians (The Chasers) who almost got to the hotel, past a dozen checkpoints disguised as Osama Bin Laden and his Canadian bodyguards?
This was hilarious but stupid. They could have been shot repeatedly, but instead they pointed out the massive hole in security. Truly one of the finer moments of Australian televisio
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