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2009/04/25 18:46:49
Subject: how cute
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/25 18:47:25
 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/25 23:45:27
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VENISON!!!
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/04/26 02:33:57
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Serious Squig Herder
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Talk about having dinner come to you.
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2009/04/26 02:48:10
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Cool.
Didn't realize they could fit through small spaces like that.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/04/26 03:41:03
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Fixture of Dakka
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+0ne
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2009/04/26 04:34:40
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GBF, unlike the threads that you start, this isnt the place for +1 posts.
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2009/04/26 06:43:35
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Serious Squig Herder
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It's like delivery you don't even call for! Pizzerias should adapt this.
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2009/04/26 07:06:18
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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i thought it was illegal to kill a baby deer
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/26 07:26:05
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Killer Klaivex
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Who cares, it's free food.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/26 07:42:38
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Thats some gooood eaten right there!!!!
Now quickly hand me a hammer,but do it slowly as not to frighten the little bugger,then go around behined it and throw that rug around its head.I will then proceed to bash its little head in!!!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/04/26 08:00:14
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Serious Squig Herder
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Cheese and Deff Dread have the right idea.
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2009/04/26 08:03:00
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I think I'll feed it biscuits and hug it and stroke it and brush its hair and hug it (etc)
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http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” |
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2009/04/26 08:43:15
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Killer Klaivex
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That's all a plot to distract it while you reach for the gun, right?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/26 11:48:47
Subject: how cute
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Otiose in a Niche
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Must be youtube thing, blocked in red china
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2009/04/26 12:33:51
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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namegoeshere wrote:I think I'll feed it biscuits and hug it and stroke it and brush its hair and hug it (etc)
Good keep it busy for 5 minutes I'll go get the hammer and then throw the rug over it,you'll just have to move as I start beating it to gak!!!Or don't either way I will be eating deer tonight.
Oooh no wait heres a better idea I'll coat the barrel of a shotgun in honey while the deer is suckling the barreL,KABOOOOM!!!!
Blood for the blood god!!!!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/04/26 16:40:44
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Serious Squig Herder
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And deer meat for me. Mmmm. Cheese can have the pelt.
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2009/04/26 17:15:26
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Didn't you see Bambi!
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http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” |
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2009/04/26 17:50:04
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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WOW. Its like a rat, but instead its a baby deer.
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/04/26 21:48:58
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Shotguns you say?
If this was my house that poor little deer would take a .50 BMG API round through its fluffy head.
Stew anyone?
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2009/04/26 23:51:29
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Killer Klaivex
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namegoeshere wrote:Didn't you see Bambi!
Yeah, it looked really tasty.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/27 00:57:38
Subject: Re:how cute
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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A little bitty frog got into my house last night, keeping my cats entertained for hours until they finally got down to business, and realized that they aren't French after all.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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