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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Calgary

Link.

The contents of this article are most unfortunate news. I advise anyone with a weak heart or a long standing Duke Nukem Forever pre-order not to click the link.


It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.

Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." 
   
Made in ca
Serious Squig Herder






Shouldn't this be in the Video Games forum?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/05/07 22:10:25


blarg 
   
Made in de
Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

It already is.
   
Made in ca
Serious Squig Herder






It shows up in News and Rumors for me.

blarg 
   
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[DCM]
Sentient OverBear






Clearwater, FL

NOW it's in the video game forum.

George Broussard is a HACK.

DQ:70S++G+++M+B++I+Pw40k94+ID+++A++/sWD178R+++T(I)DM+++

Trust me, no matter what damage they have the potential to do, single-shot weapons always flatter to deceive in 40k.                                                                                                       Rule #1
- BBAP

 
   
Made in ca
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Wait, some people actually EXPECTED them to finish it?

~2100 pts
~2400 pts (Paladins, not imperial fist or gryphons!)
~2000 pts
DT:80S+GM+B--I+Pw40k09#--D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Rampaging Carnifex





Mandeville, Louisiana

I was just thinking today that they should just quit the thing and move on. I must be prescient.

Dakka. You need more of it. No exceptions.
You ask me for an evil hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.-Captain Gordino
What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus

 
   
Made in ca
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Calgary





How can you say no to that?

It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.

Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." 
   
Made in nl
[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

They could be pulling a Killzone 2 on you, beware.



Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Killzone 2 never had problems with development.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

Cheese Elemental wrote:Killzone 2 never had problems with development.
Oh come on now, what about that first "ingame action trailer" which wasn't ingame at all. It could be the same with those Duke screens where they are nothing but cinematics passed off as ingame material.



Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker





I don't even KNOW anymore.

Well, there goes one of the oldest internet jokes in existence.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/08 16:31:38


 
   
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Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

We need some linkage to the Duke Nukem phone prank. I would, but it's blocked at work.

BALLSOFSTEELBALLSOFSTEELBALLSOFSTEELBALLSOFSTEELBALLSOFSTEELBALLSOFSTEEL

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS BALLS OF STEEL

"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms  
   
Made in us
Boosting Ultramarine Biker





Denton, TX

What?!? You're saying I waited 12 years for nothing?!?

5500
3500
2000  
   
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Painting Within the Lines





Goodwood, South Africa

I played Duke Nukem 3D before I played DOOM. Duke showed me my first pair of titties. Duke got me saying "Groovy" before I saw Evil Dead.
I'm actually kinda sad now...

Farewell, sweet prince...
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

Duke Nukem is not dead. He is alive and well and banging strippers. 3DRealms created him, sure, but he is bigger then creation. Nothing really existed before Duke and nothing will exist after Duke, because without Duke there is nothing.

WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS

2009, Year of the Dog
 
   
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Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

Hail to the King, baby!

WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS

2009, Year of the Dog
 
   
Made in ca
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Toronto, Ontario, Canada

captain.gordino wrote:



How can you say no to that?


No.

~2100 pts
~2400 pts (Paladins, not imperial fist or gryphons!)
~2000 pts
DT:80S+GM+B--I+Pw40k09#--D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764262

Unless you have headphones, NSFW.

"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms  
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Annapolis, MD, USA

Hahahahahaha that gak was great. That person wins an award for the best overreaction ever.

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Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
Taco Bell is like carefully distilled Warseer - you get what you need with none of the usual crap. And, best of all, it's like being a tourist who only looks at the brochure - you don't even have to go, let alone stay.

DR:90S+GMB+I+Pw40k01-D++A++/areWD 250R+T(M)DM+ 
   
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Nimble Pistolier




The Netherlands

Check this comic out, middle panel:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/5/8/

Duke as a CEO

Pants come optional 
   
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator





man i remember seeing my dad playing this on the playstation 1 when i was like 4-6 years

hehe shooting the pigs and the intro where they changed his motor in a tricycle.

Walk softly, and carry a big gun  
   
Made in us
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





LOL that prank was the best thing ever.

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole 
   
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine











H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
 
   
 
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