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....Let's try that again shall we...

...And the Missus acting goofy...

A real I.G


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FITZZ wrote:

Is FITZZ smiling...? feth, this is harder than the god damned Mona Lisa...

@ Chowder...Meh, call it a smirk...perhaps slightly amused contempt?

FITZZ wrote: @ Chowder...Meh, call it a smirk...perhaps slightly amused contempt?

Yeah yeah, just get the write-ups posted.

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote: @ Chowder...Meh, call it a smirk...perhaps slightly amused contempt?

Yeah yeah, just get the write-ups posted.

Heh, I'm working on them man..I'm working on them, though I must admit I'm having a bit of writers block lately...

Lets see if this works as intended:



No black holes! Success!!

Well... That's kinda how this Danish "viking" looks like! Pretty bad ass, eh?

Jonesyboy12 wrote:A real I.G

So, what ya smokin'?!

Newport to be exact...occasionaly camel crush....or whatever is left in the PX...wait...I'm not IG


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Jihadin wrote:Newport to be exact...occasionaly camel crush....or whatever is left in the PX...wait...I'm not IG

Sure it is!
When my Bro-in-law was in the Navy, he smoked Menthol due to the
fact nobody liked them, so nobody bumming them from him.

Right, i've tried to find a decent photo of me (the last ones I posted sucked - not that it's surprising) and failed, so unless someone good is willing to drop by at some point with a Lumix, then you're going to have to put up with this:

Its amazing how you capture that 70s.....everything actually....wait a minute

corpsesarefun wrote:

I... uh.... what are you doing to that girl? There are various parts about that photo which... well, hmm...


On the plus side though you look like the Evil brother from the show Dexter. So nice going on that one.

Notice to that his eye weren't um...downish?

I was actually more concerned about the possible placing of his hands, the "almost about to smile but not yet coz i want to see her reaction first" mouth and the look on his females companions face. Also the blood on his labcoat is more then a little concerning given the apparent context of this photo.

The smile is actually a sign that she's just giggling, which is never a good thing if... you know. What we want in this case is a look of mild concern on her face, but then we can interpret that to mean the obvious or that he's actually stabbing her with some sort of cutting implement so it wouldn't be very helpful either.

alarmingrick wrote:

Jonesyboy12 wrote:A real I.G

So, what ya smokin'?!

Some good gak grown in the basement of some vietnamese guy in Toronto area Canada. lol rolled with a players brand rolling paper!

@corpsearefun....was there alcohol involved at the party? Did you do the marathon running of the Walking Dead before the party?

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:The smile is actually a sign that she's just giggling, which is never a good thing if... you know. What we want in this case is a look of mild concern on her face, but then we can interpret that to mean the obvious or that he's actually stabbing her with some sort of cutting implement so it wouldn't be very helpful either.

Well seeing as you are Slannesh its self im going to defer this one to you because im sure you are much more learned in these matters then I. Tell me though Lord Slannesh is it bad if a girl starts giggling afterwards?


Corpses, care to way in on this?

Brother Azul wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:The smile is actually a sign that she's just giggling, which is never a good thing if... you know. What we want in this case is a look of mild concern on her face, but then we can interpret that to mean the obvious or that he's actually stabbing her with some sort of cutting implement so it wouldn't be very helpful either.

Well seeing as you are Slannesh its self im going to defer this one to you because im sure you are much more learned in these matters then I. Tell me though Lord Slannesh is it bad if a girl starts giggling afterwards?


Corpses, care to way in on this?

...PM forthcoming.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Brother Azul wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:The smile is actually a sign that she's just giggling, which is never a good thing if... you know. What we want in this case is a look of mild concern on her face, but then we can interpret that to mean the obvious or that he's actually stabbing her with some sort of cutting implement so it wouldn't be very helpful either.

Well seeing as you are Slannesh its self im going to defer this one to you because im sure you are much more learned in these matters then I. Tell me though Lord Slannesh is it bad if a girl starts giggling afterwards?


Corpses, care to way in on this?

...PM forthcoming.

Cannerus, Like Dr Phil, only 50x more fethed up

It's not 'bad' if a girl is giggling before, during, or afterwards. Sex is supposed to be fun. All that cheesy 'porno' moaning and groaning is completely overrated - so fething embarrassing when a chick over-does that.

You're having a good time, I get it. Don't make me get the duct-tape out.

Albatross wrote:It's not 'bad' if a girl is giggling before, during, or afterwards. Sex is supposed to be fun. All that cheesy 'porno' moaning and groaning is completely overrated - so fething embarrassing when a chick over-does that.

You're having a good time, I get it. Don't make me get the duct-tape out.

I'm going to have to disagree somewhat here... there's an issue of sensitivity and timing and a separate one along the lines of "wait, you're serious?"

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Albatross wrote:It's not 'bad' if a girl is giggling before, during, or afterwards. Sex is supposed to be fun. All that cheesy 'porno' moaning and groaning is completely overrated - so fething embarrassing when a chick over-does that.

You're having a good time, I get it. Don't make me get the duct-tape out.

I'm going to have to disagree somewhat here... there's an issue of sensitivity and timing and a separate one along the lines of "wait, you're serious?"

Pah! You're still a pup! I've been shagging for centuries!

In all honesty though, I think that some people take sex far too seriously - I think, perhaps, that stems from insecurity. I'm secure enough to know the difference between a 'good' giggle and a 'bad' one. Most people who aren't teenage boys and/or suffering from acute social retardation are, aren't they? Are there people who are SO bad at sex, that they can't tell when their partner isn't enjoying themself?

I find people who have an intense interest in sex to be quite dull for the most part, actually. Like those S&M dudes - they would probably describe me as 'vanilla', but at the end of the day, I can get my rocks off without wearing a gimp-mask and having some fat goth chick stamp on my bollocks. Just saying. Convenient.

Albatross wrote:It's not 'bad' if a girl is giggling before, during, or afterwards. Sex is supposed to be fun. All that cheesy 'porno' moaning and groaning is completely overrated - so fething embarrassing when a chick over-does that.

You're having a good time, I get it. Don't make me get the duct-tape out.

The "porno moaning" is ok...when done the correct way...I've "encountered" a woman that was waaaay over the top though. I felt sorry for apartment next to me (thin walls) and it took all the will-power I had to not chuckle. So, keep that in mind people.

...wait, what does this have to do with showing your picture? Haha.

Albatross wrote:Pah! You're still a pup! I've been shagging for centuries!

We can compare numbers. Neither of us will be proud afterward, but we can nonetheless!

Albatross wrote:Are there people who are SO bad at sex, that they can't tell when their partner isn't enjoying themself?

YES. I've... met them. No offense intended to anyone here, but the likes of people populating this forum are significantly more likely to be in that demographic, hence why I'm needed here. Chicks who dress "too slutty" often fall into the same category.

Albatross wrote:I find people who have an intense interest in sex to be quite dull for the most part, actually. Like those S&M dudes - they would probably describe me as 'vanilla', but at the end of the day, I can get my rocks off without wearing a gimp-mask and having some fat goth chick stamp on my bollocks. Just saying. Convenient.

I can enjoy damn near everything, hence why I call myself a "dabbler." Vanilla's are okay for a go or two, more if you're in love, but from experience they would inevitably bore me to tears. Slaanesh wouldn't have it any other way, would he/she/it?

There was plenty of booze, she had just slapped me (she had a thing for slapping me that night, that and putting her feet in my face which was kind of weird...) which is why I look somewhat shocked and why she looks very smug.

Oh and I wasn't looking down because I've seen plenty of her already

FITZZ wrote:



....Let's try that again shall we...

...And the Missus acting goofy...

You still terrify me to my bones.

nice tattoos though. was this during the bake-off?

@ Ineptus.. Nope, that's me and one of my Buddies back home...the shoulder in the photo is his wife....I think.

You see, to make a point of hanging out with guys who wouldn't look out of place in a Hell's
angles film.