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2012/02/01 02:23:39
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Must have been embarassing turning up to the party with the same shirt as the guy behind you. Shocker. 
I hope it was fancy dress, your leftmost companion seems to have an unhealthy pallor. Perhaps she is sickened by your small thumbs.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2012/02/01 02:24:04
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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Avatar 720 wrote:DeadlySquirrel wrote:2.4"
Yeah, suck it.
Already did. Could've been a better all-around experience.
Yes, you did walk in to that.
Indeed.
Though, you're the one saying you sucked something of mine measuring 2.4"... Which, to me, puts you in a far worse position than I. 
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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2012/02/01 02:25:29
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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DeadlySquirrel wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:DeadlySquirrel wrote:2.4"
Yeah, suck it.
Already did. Could've been a better all-around experience. Yes, you did walk in to that.
Indeed. Though, you're the one saying you sucked something of mine measuring 2.4"... Which, to me, puts you in a far worse position than I.
Beggars can't be choosers  Automatically Appended Next Post: Perkustin wrote:I hope it was fancy dress, your leftmost companion seems to have an unhealthy pallor. Perhaps she is sickened by your small thumbs.
Maybe she's just proof that corpses can really be fun.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/02/01 02:27:12
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/02/01 02:27:38
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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Avatar 720 wrote:DeadlySquirrel wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:DeadlySquirrel wrote:2.4"
Yeah, suck it.
Already did. Could've been a better all-around experience.
Yes, you did walk in to that.
Indeed.
Though, you're the one saying you sucked something of mine measuring 2.4"... Which, to me, puts you in a far worse position than I.
Beggars can't be choosers
Now you're saying that you beg to suck it? 
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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2012/02/01 02:29:07
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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DeadlySquirrel wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Beggars can't be choosers
Now you're saying that you beg to suck it?
What can I say? I like dominant guys. You caved in pretty quickly though.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/02/01 02:30:22
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Avatar 720 wrote:DeadlySquirrel wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Beggars can't be choosers
Now you're saying that you beg to suck it?
What can I say? I like dominican guys.
Oh... Wait.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2012/02/01 02:30:35
Subject: Re:Show Yourself!
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Keep it to DCM, guys.
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Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION |
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2012/02/01 02:30:47
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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Any is better than none... Afterall, it is quite hard to find someone willing to suck a thumb.
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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2012/02/01 02:31:37
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Perkustin wrote:Must have been embarassing turning up to the party with the same shirt as the guy behind you. Shocker.
I hope it was fancy dress, your leftmost companion seems to have an unhealthy pallor. Perhaps she is sickened by your small thumbs.
She is pretty pale naturally so she goes for the whole snow white look with really pale makeup.
I also hadn't noticed the guy behind me at all until now.
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2012/02/01 02:32:51
Subject: Re:Show Yourself!
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Incubus
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I'm a naughty naughty C'tan Shard.
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2012/02/01 02:33:10
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Tunneling Trygon
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DeadlySquirrel wrote:Any is better than none... Afterall, it is quite hard to find someone willing to suck a thumb.
Have you tried 4chan?
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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2012/02/01 02:34:24
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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Squidmanlolz wrote:DeadlySquirrel wrote:Any is better than none... Afterall, it is quite hard to find someone willing to suck a thumb.
Have you tried 4chan?
Been there, done that. Can't wait til summer, my thumb will get chewed off
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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2012/02/01 02:35:26
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Tunneling Trygon
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DeadlySquirrel wrote:Squidmanlolz wrote:DeadlySquirrel wrote:Any is better than none... Afterall, it is quite hard to find someone willing to suck a thumb.
Have you tried 4chan?
Been there, done that. Can't wait til summer, my thumb will get chewed off
#Horrified 
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2012/02/01 02:42:03
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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corpsesarefun wrote:Perkustin wrote:Must have been embarassing turning up to the party with the same shirt as the guy behind you. Shocker.
I hope it was fancy dress, your leftmost companion seems to have an unhealthy pallor. Perhaps she is sickened by your small thumbs.
She is pretty pale naturally so she goes for the whole snow white look with really pale makeup.
I also hadn't noticed the guy behind me at all until now.
Interesting, is she single?
Sorry, that was my penis talking.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/02/01 02:44:24
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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To who?
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2012/02/01 02:45:06
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Tunneling Trygon
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Avatar 720 wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Perkustin wrote:Must have been embarassing turning up to the party with the same shirt as the guy behind you. Shocker.
I hope it was fancy dress, your leftmost companion seems to have an unhealthy pallor. Perhaps she is sickened by your small thumbs.
She is pretty pale naturally so she goes for the whole snow white look with really pale makeup.
I also hadn't noticed the guy behind me at all until now.
Interesting, is she single?
Sorry, that was my penis talking.
I second that question... and penis conversation...
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2012/02/01 02:45:26
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Perkustin wrote:To who?
To Corpses, through whatever part of my brain is standing in for my logic and reason.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/02/01 02:45:50
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/02/01 02:49:02
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nah both of them are taken, pretty much everyone at that party was actually.
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2012/02/01 02:50:47
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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It was just that you said it was your Weeny talking yet it was clearly talking to someone else.
Your Pancreas? Your Raging Colon?
Taken is not a given. Just sayin'.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2012/02/01 02:51:51
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Heh, the blonde is definitely taken but the pale one is pretty flexible when it comes to relationships.
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2012/02/01 02:57:41
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:Heh, the blonde is definitely taken but the pale one is pretty flexible when it comes to Kama Sutra positions.
God I love this thread so much.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/02/01 02:59:34
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Tunneling Trygon
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Chowderhead wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Heh, the blonde is definitely taken but the pale one is pretty flexible when it comes to Kama Sutra positions.
God I love this thread so much.
HA!
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2012/02/01 03:37:36
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Perkustin wrote:It was just that you said it was your Weeny talking yet it was clearly talking to someone else.
Your Pancreas? Your Raging Colon?
Taken is not a given. Just sayin'.
Yeah, it was talking to my logic and reason's stand-in, which was repeating what my junk told it to.
corpsesarefun wrote:Heh, the blonde is definitely taken but the pale one is pretty flexible when it comes to relationships.
Eeeeeexcellent
/totally not a pervert
Chowderhead wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Heh, the blonde is definitely taken but the pale one is pretty flexible when it comes to Kama Sutra positions.
God I love this thread so much.
And it loves you! You'd make a cute couple, you and this thread, think of all the children you could have, and how they'd each look a little bit like every dakka member who has posted on here and-OH MY GOD IT'D BE AN ABOMINATION!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/02/01 03:50:49
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Old Sourpuss
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I'm afraid to post images of me, and to chowder and corpses, that is not permission to scour my facebook for a photo.
Just looked into my mirror: With my bear as long as it is atm, my skin looks really pale... I could be related to KingCracker atm...
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+
 
Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics |
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2012/02/01 03:55:31
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Alfndrate wrote:I'm afraid to post images of me, and to chowder and corpses, that is not permission to scour my facebook for a photo.
Just looked into my mirror: With my bear as long as it is atm, my skin looks really pale... I could be related to KingCracker atm...
Your bear?
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/02/01 03:57:23
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Old Sourpuss
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Beard  I've been taking art classes this semester, and my hands are revolting against me by misspelling words I should know D:
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+
Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics |
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2012/02/01 03:58:35
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I was going to say; it's downright rude to say you're not going to post any pictures and yet leave the temptation of a bear having over us!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/02/01 03:58:50
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/02/01 04:01:08
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Old Sourpuss
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Hanging over you?
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+
Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics |
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2012/02/01 08:25:47
Subject: Show Yourself!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Avatar 720 wrote:Oh, by the way, you need to introduce me to some of your friends, Corpsy.
For completely legitimate reasons.
Completely.
Jailbait.
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2012/02/01 09:11:30
Subject: Re:Show Yourself!
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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.... if we could return back to the regular thread topic now please.
thanks
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/02/01 09:13:14
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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