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Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

We're all professionals here...
Just at different things...

Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
Made in gb
Nimble Dark Rider





Burnley, England

Yeah

Reason begets doubt; doubt begets heresy
Hellsing Crusader Tactical Marine: Brother Korvax 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

*twitches and screams in agony, restrained still* Are you trying to kill me or something?!

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in gb
Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator




Ipswich and riyadh saudi arabia

Kaspars is about as professional as it is unless you want me to amputate and cauterize with my power sword and plama pistol.

3000+
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coming soon  
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

Sister of Krieg wrote:*runs back in and takes the needles*

ok where do these go ^.^

*before waiting for a reply she starts sticking the needles into his arms and legs *

about there?


You have talent young one. You sure you do not want to reconsider the assistant job? You'd get to stick more needles into people. And help me with xenos research. *points at the room with an ork corpse on the table*

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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

I'm not talking about Kaspar, I'm talking about the scout living in the storage room in the clinic!

Now is an anesthetic too much to ask for?

*grits teeth*

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

Sorry my bad *grins at Riffzor as she pulls the needles out one by one*

so where do these go Kaspar?

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

Riffzor wrote:I'm not talking about Kaspar, I'm talking about the scout living in the storage room in the clinic!

Now is an anesthetic too much to ask for?

*grits teeth*


Oh stop whining. It'll look just perfect once we're finished here.

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

Anaesthetic is for the weak...

Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

Sister of Krieg wrote:Sorry my bad *grins at Riffzor as she pulls the needles out one by one*

so where do these go Kaspar?


*points at the places the needles are supposed to be* You got to get them deep in the flesh.

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

*snarls with bared teeth at Valance* Just patch me up, will you?!

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

*stabs the needles in slowly into the correct places*

ok that's better not so much blood came out that time


DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

*sighs* ... I've got a feeling this is going to be a long, long night...

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

Sister of Krieg wrote:*stabs the needles in slowly into the correct places*

ok that's better not so much blood came out that time



Very good. You are almost as good at this as me. Now we can attach the new limbs.

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

So this larger one with the long toes goes down here and this other one for walking on goes up here right?

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

Oh, I -will- strangle you with that hand if you put it at the end of my leg. *glares up at Valance*

Oi, doc, help her out, will you? *looks up to Kaspar*

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

Sister of Krieg wrote:So this larger one with the long toes goes down here and this other one for walking on goes up here right?


Tempting... veeery tempting. But no. The xeno detector will not work properly if they are attached like that. Nor would the heresy meter. So they'll go the other way round.

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Wow. I would feel bad for Riffzor if I didn't dislike him so much. Carry on Kaspar.A

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

damn *looks disappointed that she could test different things*

ok

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in gb
Nimble Dark Rider





Burnley, England

For a Space Marine, and of the Hellsing Crusaders no less, you aren't very tough Riffzor

Reason begets doubt; doubt begets heresy
Hellsing Crusader Tactical Marine: Brother Korvax 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

... Where does all of this hate come from? *attempts to fold his arms, only to find them still restrained*

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

and it's all because of what i know i thought you said *glare down at him*

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in gb
Nimble Dark Rider





Burnley, England

You were kind of over the top and in your face on your first post

Reason begets doubt; doubt begets heresy
Hellsing Crusader Tactical Marine: Brother Korvax 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

Kravox wrote:For a Space Marine, and of the Hellsing Crusaders no less, you aren't very tough Riffzor


Tough? I'm being shot at and now mishandled as if I were in the lair of an Ork doc. I think this company is restless, I don't care if they're ready for it or not, they need to be put into battle.

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

well you did say that we were "serving the False Emporer"

*glares at Riffzor again*

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in gb
Nimble Dark Rider





Burnley, England

Yeah but Kaspar is good at giving people bionic limbs

Reason begets doubt; doubt begets heresy
Hellsing Crusader Tactical Marine: Brother Korvax 
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

Sister of Krieg wrote:damn *looks disappointed that she could test different things*

ok


You get to do a lot of experimenting if you become my assistant. As you can see there are a lot of injuries happening around here.

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in gb
Nimble Dark Rider





Burnley, England

I would happily be your assisstant

Reason begets doubt; doubt begets heresy
Hellsing Crusader Tactical Marine: Brother Korvax 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

I said nothing such, and if I had, you would have shot me on the spot - you didn't, which means you doubt yourself, or worse, the Emperor and his divine guidance. If anyone should be restrained and poked with needles here, it would be you, Valance.

*stares back defiantly*

Now put me back together, and be carefull where you poke those needles.

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

Riffzor wrote:
Kravox wrote:For a Space Marine, and of the Hellsing Crusaders no less, you aren't very tough Riffzor


Tough? I'm being shot at and now mishandled as if I were in the lair of an Ork doc. I think this company is restless, I don't care if they're ready for it or not, they need to be put into battle.


Are you saying there is something wrong with the medical care of our chapter? *grabs his chainsword*

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
 
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