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Chowderhead wrote:Good. Now we know where you live.

Halo! Fetch the Bloodmobile! We ride to FITZZ!

Also, Atlanta? Really? That's not a party. For god sakes, some newborn named Katrina did that.

And I'm going to hell again.

Wait, the Bloodmobile? Did someone let batgirl drive the Batmobile around?

halonachos wrote:Okay, Andy had to think about how to remove a tongue with just one hand and that seemed like the best way to do it. Harlow just cut a bear's head off, there is a difference there Mr. Killthegrizzlies. I mean that probably made some other grizzly bear really sad.

Just look at the sad grizzly bear, look at it! Harlow made him sad, he could've at least left a picnic basket for the next of kin but no, he had to rip its head off with a knife.

Also, when you read my posts I want you to record it, read out loud, and post it on youtube.

And Harlow had to think about how to kill a bull Grizzly bear in heat that was also in the middle of a meal without dying...your point Mr. Tonguelessghouls?

Nope...the Grizzly was a solitary male...not other bears in the world gave a flying gak about him...in fact all the other smaller bears were probably happy that the big nasty one wasn't going to bully them anymore...

Sure...I'll get right on that...gak...

Did you at least eat the bear?

Chowderhead wrote:Did you at least eat the bear?

On camera? Ate its heart to make sure it was dead...

Off the camera? Yep...it was the best bear ever...

And now its skull has a place on the wall on the other side of Harlow's bed...

I love happy endings...

WARORK93 wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:Did you at least eat the bear?

On camera? Ate its heart to make sure it was dead...

Off the camera? Yep...it was the best bear ever...

And now its skull has a place on the wall on the other side of Harlow's bed...

I love happy endings...

I figured Harlow would eat the bear.

Gain its power and whatnot.

...Besides...it wasn't the first case of Werewolf vs bear combat...

*gasp* harlow must be part kroot!



EDIT

That bear, is it related to Doc Ock?

EDIT NO. 2

Well, this is what I get for letting the flow of the writing command me.

Boy...that will sure make for an interesting encounter...

stay tuned...

FITZZ wrote:

...Besides...it wasn't the first case of Werewolf vs bear combat...

Smokey the bear Vs. A Werewolf. My bet's on the Park Ranger with a happy trigger finger.

Okay so Andy likes to torture people and Harlow likes to kill random bears in the woods, I would still argue that Harlow is a worse person for it. I mean its not like Andy ever ate some... wait he did do that. Well at least he hasn't ever fed anyone to a... wait did that too. Aha he never killed a grizzly bear!

Man, I really need to re-examine the character of my character if I'm going to post warnings about eating hot cookies.

Also, that bear has mechanical arms... can Andy be a were-bear?

The pictures from an old Marvel comic Called " Werewolf by Night"...in that particular story the werewolf was forced to fight a bear who'd been equiped with silver claws.

FITZZ wrote: The pictures from an old Marvel comic Called " Werewolf by Night"...in that particular story the werewolf was forced to fight a bear who'd been equiped with silver claws.

Okay, but can Andy be a were-bear Fitzz? He would ride around in a forest ranger outfit and if he saw anybody either littering or improperly putting out a campfire he would turn into his bear form and kick their asses, all the while his forest ranger hat sat neatly on top of his head.

That sounds incredibly painful.

ow ow ow ow ow...

EDIT

@Halo:

I am sure that smokey can 'handle' it himself. ha ha ha.

I dub myself king of bad puns.

Chowderhead wrote:I figured Harlow would eat the bear.

Gain its power and whatnot.

Well he did...that's what implied anyway...

But the whole "Eat something to gain its power" would probably be more, if at all, in Alex's character since he's mostly Native American

halonachos wrote:Okay so Andy likes to torture people and Harlow likes to kill random bears in the woods, I would still argue that Harlow is a worse person for it. I mean its not like Andy ever ate some... wait he did do that. Well at least he hasn't ever fed anyone to a... wait did that too. Aha he never killed a grizzly bear!

Man, I really need to re-examine the character of my character if I'm going to post warnings about eating hot cookies.

Also, that bear has mechanical arms... can Andy be a were-bear?

Sounds like the subject of a silly post...

Only if Harlow gets to rip out his heart and eat him...

Is there something we need to know about you Halo? Are you with PETA or something?

We slaughter each other, torture each other, eat each other, curse each other, embrace/infect each other, and generally don't do nice things to each other...but kill one bear and the entire world must stop!

Okay...time for my ranting to stop...

No I'm not PETA, but my uncle was a grizzly bear.

Warork, Harlow can try to kill Andy and eat his heart but I will let you know that if Harlow tries to do that he would get heartburn so bad that it wouldn't be funny.

Sadly work has hampered my chances of getting it done tonight, but rest assured I have a good chance of getting at least the one up tomorrow, and two more on Sat.

Erm...I suppose if Andy want's to be a werewolf forest ranger then he could pursue that...but as for being a werebear...nope...no wearbears, werepanthers ..werekangaroos...nope..none of that.

I remember an RP involving weredeer.

*snigger*

FITZZ wrote: Erm...I suppose if Andy want's to be a werewolf forest ranger then he could pursue that...but as for being a werebear...nope...no wearbears, werepanthers ..werekangaroos...nope..none of that.

Will do, Andy will patrol the forests of Oregon watching for any errant firebugs or litterbugs throughout the rest of the RP. I can see it now, Andy showing up in commercials with a ranger hat on and saying "You will only be eaten if you don't prevent forest fires.".

WoD had a nice take on certain Were's other than Wolves, but the how each Were does a difference job for Gaia on a spiritual level made it make more sense, well for a RP game anyways.

Wolves are the Warriors, but you have Bears for healing, Snakes as assassins, Dragons/Dinosaurs as memory, and so on. One of my faves where Coyotes as the Tricksters based on the old Native American myths.


Of course they also had Hengyokai, which wasn't to every ones tastes, imagine Kung Fu Panda Furious Five groups, but some ten-ish years previous to the movie. I liked them mind.

I'm sorry, but I want to be a Were-Stegadon..

Hehe, was possible in WoD.. to a degree. Mokolé, where pretty fun, one of the more out there concepts for Werewolf the Apocalypse, especially the Chinese Dragons, but they oddly didn't seem out of place.

You can be a were-stegadon only if I can be a were-asteroid.

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:One of my faves where Coyotes as the Tricksters based on the old Native American myths.

That was one of my inspirations for creating the Shunkaha...although they aspire more to the "sneaky mischievous" part of trickster than the comedic part...

halonachos wrote:You can be a were-stegadon only if I can be a were-asteroid.

Thats seems to require some kind of picture, of the interaction between them.. well in my mind.

I would prefer to be a were-ork. (no pun intended, warork)

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:

halonachos wrote:You can be a were-stegadon only if I can be a were-asteroid.

Thats seems to require some kind of picture, of the interaction between them.. well in my mind.

Basically Chowderhead would have a character turn into a were-stegadon and be all like "Oh yeah foo! You want to ride up on me? I'm a were-stegadon, fool!". And then my character would be all like "Oh yeah bro, well guess what, were-asteroid!" and then my character would turn into a were asteroid and crash into the planet, causing an ice age while saying "What now mofo, what now?".


EDIT: Couldn't find any pictures of dinosaurs fighting asteroids, which is surprising, but I did find this.


I can only imagine that this is what a were-asteroid attack would look like.

halonachos wrote:

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:

halonachos wrote:You can be a were-stegadon only if I can be a were-asteroid.

Thats seems to require some kind of picture, of the interaction between them.. well in my mind.

Basically Chowderhead would have a character turn into a were-stegadon and be all like "Oh yeah foo! You want to ride up on me? I'm a were-stegadon, fool!". And then my character would be all like "Oh yeah bro, well guess what, were-asteroid!" and then my character would turn into a were asteroid and crash into the planet, causing an ice age while saying "What now mofo, what now?".


EDIT: Couldn't find any pictures of dinosaurs fighting asteroids, which is surprising, but I did find this.


I can only imagine that this is what a were-asteroid attack would look like.

Ah, just as I planned it.

Alright, got that bit written, just need to spellcheck.

You didn't look hard enough Nachos....

Alright, Post up in a sec...