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2009/05/22 02:06:45
Subject: noobs...
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my friend decided to play me one day...all my guys from blackreach since he said the tau were invading he got more guys i went along with it thinking 2+ wtf ill own...untill he brought in his 5 hammerheads...i tried...then he said that my termies were blinded by a tau drones flare? idk if they have that im not tau so if you no tell me and my termies needed a six to even see his guys! i lost obviously but took it like a man untill he laughed at me and said OWNED LIKE A NOOB! than i hit him straight in the face...bloody nose/black eye im not a spaz its just i cant take noobs...
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i also have no idea what dark angels are like so if you have em just let me no and if you want you can answer all my lame questions
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/22 02:08:21
i play  ...
The Codex Astartes:
1- Think before negotiating: If you fire at them with everything you have, could you remove the need to negotiate?
2- If negotiation is a necessity, think while doing so: what is the best way to cleave the enemy ambassadors in twain?
3- If all else fails, fighting is always the answer.
4- If fighting fails, you are not fighting hard enough.
5- If you are not fighting hard enough, fight louder.
6- The best approach is always from the front.
7- If the enemy has left their flanks open, feint and then attack from the front.
8- If the front is heavily defended, they are expecting a flank attack. Attack from the front.
9- If their flanks and front is both heavily defended but they are vulnerable to an aerial strike, distract them with aerial bombardment and then attack from the front.
10- If attacking from the front does not work, you are not fighting hard enough. See point 5.
11- If attacking from the front is still not working, you're obviously not attacking their front! See point 6
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2009/05/22 02:15:31
Subject: noobs...
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Wow... just wow... im speechless. sselhceeps mi ....wow tsuj ...woW
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2009/05/22 02:18:02
Subject: noobs...
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Auspicious Aspiring Champion of Chaos
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i mirror luna's comment.
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I collect:
Grand alliance death (whole alliance)
Stormcast eternals
Slaves to Darkness - currently Nurgle but may expand to undivided.
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2009/05/22 02:21:44
Subject: Re:noobs...
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Fate-Controlling Farseer
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Full Frontal Nerdity |
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2009/05/22 02:22:38
Subject: noobs...
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Hmmmm......
No such thing as "tau blindy thing"
Dark angels are a space marine chapter
How many points was the game??
5 hammerheads is illegal, FOC states you must have up to 3 heavy support choices. No more, maybe less.
Somewhat ironic seeing as how you hate n00bs and you are one........
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/22 02:23:27
Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2009/05/22 02:27:28
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Yeah, you got blindsided (No pun intended.) by a blatant cheater. Oh well, inform him of his mistake and let him know you'll play him again once he's got his head on straight and everything should work out alright. Unless he refuses, then don't, eventually there will be some more minis on ebay, or in the trash out back. (Don't actually check the trash, nobody wants GW minis that bad!  )
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2009/05/22 02:30:47
Subject: noobs...
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Wicked Warp Spider
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LunaHound wrote:Wow... just wow... im speechless. sselhceeps mi ....wow tsuj ...woW
QFT
5 Hammerheads is illegal like Cryonicleech said, did you mean broadsides as you can feild 9 of them legally...its easy for tau to get 5 str 10 AP 1 shots just cant be 5 tanks.
Could you be a bit more specific like points values, and perhaps his/your list? I play both DA and Tau so I can help try to sort this out if I can get some more info.
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"I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sence, we couldn't react to a lot of life." - Calvin and Hobbes
DukeRustfield - There's nothing wrong with beer and pretzels. I'm pretty sure they are the most important members of the food group. |
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2009/05/22 02:33:46
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Killer Klaivex
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Reading your post just killed half my brain cells. Me heap dizzy. Me head hurt.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/22 02:37:00
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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You should have kept hitting him until candy came out...
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2009/05/22 02:43:47
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Reading your post just killed half my brain cells. Me heap dizzy. Me head hurt.
Leech Smash! But yes, some punctuation would be appreciated.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/22 02:44:23
Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2009/05/22 03:14:28
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Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot
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Not to mention even attempting to use the correct words. "im not tau so if you no tell me " is incorrect. K-N-O-W.
No how 2 speel nub.
</sarcasm>
Else, you look like an e-tard and will not likely be taken with anything more than a grain of salt.
Ghidorah
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2009/05/22 03:31:50
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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English. Do you speak it?
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Check out my Youtube channel!
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2009/05/22 03:45:55
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Rebel_Princess
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Table terminator, have you ever heard of 4chan...
They would like you there. You will only be ridiculed here on Dakka.
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2009/05/22 03:59:42
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Widowmaker
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Only noobs get cheated.
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2012- stopped caring
Nova Open 2011- Orks 8th Seed---(I see a trend)
Adepticon 2011- Mike H. Orks 8th Seed (This was the WTF list of the Final 16)
Adepticon 2011- Combat Patrol Best General |
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2009/05/22 04:24:12
Subject: noobs...
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Killer Klaivex
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4chan like you. They like heap bad spelling. Saturday nights, go pow-wow. Speakum with /b/tards and fa/tg/uys. Neckbeards get in premium prices. Speakum with admins.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/22 04:31:37
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Too bad he hasn't replied yet......
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2009/05/22 04:34:12
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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We don't often get new quality trolls in here, I approve!
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2009/05/22 04:35:04
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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You guys are going over board , atm you are no different then the /b/ e-thugs you are using to insult him with.
Maybe he is like 8 or something, give him a break k?
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2009/05/22 04:35:09
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Ann Arbor, MI
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I call account dupe.
-J.
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In Vino Veritas. ("In wine there is truth.")
"If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo down through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy." -Fabius Bile
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2009/05/22 04:39:29
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Navigator
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Wow. haha. Thats the best post I read today. Keep hating noobs fella.
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2009/05/22 04:43:59
Subject: noobs...
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
A garden grove on Citadel Station
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I suggest you read the rulebook and codexes carefully, and your opponent do the same.
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ph34r's Forgeworld Phobos blog, current WIP: Iron Warriors and Skaven Tau
+From Iron Cometh Strength+ +From Strength Cometh Will+ +From Will Cometh Faith+ +From Faith Cometh Honor+ +From Honor Cometh Iron+
The Polito form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. |
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2009/05/22 04:47:53
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This thread is being locked because:
A) It was posted in the wrong forum (should be in 40K general discussions).
B) No effort was taken to use proper grammar or spelling making it a pain for others to read.
C) There isn't any discernible point to the thread.
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