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Made in gb
Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control







"So, like, we put some guys out on the table, and like rolled the dice and I moved some dudes towards his dudes, and, like, they fought and stuff, then his big dude turned to my big dude and did some magic stuff and killed my big dude, and I was like " no way!" and he was all like "way" and then his other big dude charged my little dudes and the big dude totally killed a bunch of my little dudes, so the rest of my little dudes went to their houses and stuff and were all like "we are hiding and stuff." and his dudes were like, "you wuss, come out here and fight." and my dudes were like "no way, you come in here and fight." and I was like all ready to fight, but his big dudes just kept shooting magic and stuff at my little dudes and I was all totally bummed, but then my dudes were all like, "there is only one turn left and you can't kill us all." and then he was all bummed and stuff and then I won."

Title says it all.
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Arlington, Texas

d00d, you gforgot the part wehere his powere are missnig thw whoel game

Worship me. 
   
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Dispassionate Imperial Judge






HATE Club, East London

no way!!!!1111!!111 that totally happened to me yesterday!!!11111!!!!11III!!!11!!

   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Useless without pics.
   
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Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

Who rolled dice? Must know important to story.

"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms  
   
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Rough Rider with Boomstick





IBL
   
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Mighty Chosen Warrior of Chaos





Sorry can't disclose.....infiltrating

My god this was the single best article i have ever decided to glance upon.......but then i was all like thats a lie

My Armies :
VC
Warriors of Chaos
Dark Elves
 
   
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Grovelin' Grot Rigger



Maryland

Duuuuuuude.

Wot if evryfing 'oo eva wonted
KAME--IN--A--ROKKIT KAN?!
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- Turbo-Mek Zagbitz, just prior to the Valarax Subjugation 
   
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Adolescent Youth with Potential




Those Squats are tougher than they look, aren't they
   
Made in fi
Bounding Assault Marine





Thats amazing..

Space Marines 6700pts Tyranids 5000pts Tau 2350pts Blood Angels 2850pts Orcs & Goblins 1350pts
 
   
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Stormin' Stompa






YO DAKKA DAKKA!

Oh look, jamunition is spamming again.
   
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Sslimey Sslyth






Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

jamunition wrote:"So, like, we put some guys out on the table, and like rolled the dice and I moved some dudes towards his dudes, and, like, they fought and stuff, then his big dude turned to my big dude and did some magic stuff and killed my big dude, and I was like " no way!" and he was all like "way" and then his other big dude charged my little dudes and the big dude totally killed a bunch of my little dudes, so the rest of my little dudes went to their houses and stuff and were all like "we are hiding and stuff." and his dudes were like, "you wuss, come out here and fight." and my dudes were like "no way, you come in here and fight." and I was like all ready to fight, but his big dudes just kept shooting magic and stuff at my little dudes and I was all totally bummed, but then my dudes were all like, "there is only one turn left and you can't kill us all." and then he was all bummed and stuff and then I won."

Title says it all.


Your opponent OBVIOUSLY needs to study his codex more....dude.

I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!

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Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Locking thread for being spam.

Do not post totally useless battle reports in this forum, please.

If it happens again, steps will be taken.

Thank you,


A Moderator.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
 
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