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2009/06/12 00:49:32
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Battleship Captain
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/12 00:52:11
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2009/06/12 01:01:35
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Yeah, but bikini waxes hurt like a b*tch.
And sometimes, you just have to shave there.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2009/06/12 01:21:28
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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That was very random,
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"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
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2009/06/12 01:32:31
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Battleship Captain
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Ultrafool wrote:That was very random,
Did you expect anything less then that from me?
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2009/06/12 01:39:57
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
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Well, we are kind of wondering why you were looking things to do wtih mens crotches....
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2009/06/12 02:21:48
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Major
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Damn! I'm sorry but on a guy having a shaven crotch would just look weird.
Besides men are supposed to be hairy! Whatever happened to the good old days where body hair was considered virile. I blame these damn metrosexuals for convincing women that hair is something men shouldn't have.
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2009/06/12 02:35:47
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Killer Klaivex
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What kind of man shaves his crotch? Our furry balls are our medal of honour. Without pubes, we're just women with an extra bit.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/12 04:58:09
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
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? women have pubes too dude.
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2009/06/12 05:17:31
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Dont clue him in Rat........
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/12 05:29:25
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2009/06/12 05:23:45
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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Ratbarf wrote:? women have pubes too dude.
shhhh... he is 15, we dont want to ruin the surprise for him  JP cheese but come on.... nothing with a BLADE will ever come THAT close to my doughnut holder.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/12 05:30:31
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2009/06/12 05:28:32
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Killer Klaivex
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I should have specified that a man without Certain Unmentionable Hairs is like a woman with an extra bit. Automatically Appended Next Post: jp400 wrote:He wouldnt know Rat........
Compensating for your own shortcomings?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/06/12 05:29:20
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/12 05:30:42
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Cheese Elemental wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
jp400 wrote:He wouldnt know Rat........
Compensating for your own shortcomings?
English Please?
Can anyone translate that to common sense please.
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2009/06/12 05:41:46
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Killer Klaivex
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Do you have sight problems or something? I hear contact lenses help.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/12 05:48:37
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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why where they pixelating the blue dude?
its not like theres anything there
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/12 07:35:02
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Mod:
OK guys.
There's been a complaint about this thread.
Let's all play nice.
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2009/06/12 07:58:23
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
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Eh, Cheese is just angry cause we oh snapped him on his lack of having a girlfriend. (probably cause he spends all his time making wierd comments on Dakka.)
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2009/06/12 11:52:07
Subject: Re:Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Porn stars seem to shave a lot down there, it helps give the impression that a schlong is bigger.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/06/12 11:53:15
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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Killer Klaivex
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Ratbarf wrote:Eh, Cheese is just angry cause we oh snapped him on his lack of having a girlfriend. (probably cause he spends all his time making wierd comments on Dakka.)
What do I need a girlfriend at my age for when the relationship wouldn't go anywhere?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/12 11:53:32
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/12 11:53:53
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Ratbarf wrote:Eh, Cheese is just angry cause we oh snapped him on his lack of having a girlfriend. (probably cause he spends all his time making wierd comments on Dakka.)
What do I need a girlfriend at my age for when the relationship wouldn't go anywhere?
No worries little 'puter, at least you have 4chan.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/06/12 12:22:02
Subject: Hey... I'm Not Supposed to Be Bleeding Here!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Modquisition on. Leave Cheese Elemental alone.
If anyone gets to harass him, it will be the Crotchety old man of Dakka.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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