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2009/06/12 08:44:24
Subject: Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Shunting Grey Knight Interceptor
Louisville, KY United States
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I was bitten on the groin by some sort of angry critter that was chilling in a pair of pants i put on..It sucked really bad.
At least i killed the bastard -.-
/ whine
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2009/06/12 08:46:29
Subject: Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Ewww....... duoble ewwww
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2009/06/12 09:28:26
Subject: Re:Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Oh-kay...
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2009/06/12 09:30:11
Subject: Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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You should go to the doctor man.Maybe it was venomous.I to though am a bit thrown by this,so I am just going to nod.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/06/12 09:31:05
Subject: Re:Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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lol,
in holland we don't have spiders that are deadly, I believe they don't even bite..
there was this one time however, some one bought a box of grapes and there was a tropical spider in it. (I believe a trantula or something)
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2009/06/12 09:31:17
Subject: Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Deff Dread red Edition wrote:You should go to the doctor man.Maybe it was venomous.I to though am a bit thrown by this,so I am just going to nod.
Its going to turn orange , then purple .
Your balls will melt off like the one in Planet Terror
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2009/06/12 09:49:17
Subject: Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Killer Klaivex
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Are you allergic? I'm allergic to mosquito bites (they swell up to painfully large proportions), so I assumed that the bullant that bit my leg would be harmless.
I learned that lesson alright. If you're allergic to insect stings, you'll probably be allergic to bites as well.
Edited for clarity.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/12 11:42:07
Subject: Re:Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I checked my pants for spiders and found one, it was brown!..brown...spider...spider that is brow..oh forget it.
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2009/06/12 19:43:11
Subject: Re:Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:I checked my pants for spiders and found one, it was brown!..brown...spider...spider that is brow..oh forget it.
I wouldn't be worried. I'm sure it was just a little guy!
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2009/06/12 20:44:14
Subject: Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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There's usually a Barking Spider in my Boxers.
(Meangreenstompa....I got yours by the way. But this is better  )
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2009/06/12 23:00:24
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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SignsPoint2Fail wrote:I was bitten on the groin by some sort of angry critter that was chilling in a pair of pants i put on..It sucked really bad.
At least i killed the bastard -.-
/ whine
LOL
Win! for openly admitting you've got Rabid Biting Crotch Critters ( TM). ; )
I hope you didn't kill it by hitting it with a shoe, or some other solid object. One bad swing...
Eric
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2009/06/12 23:17:42
Subject: Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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We dont have much spiders here,only daddy longlegs and harvestmen.
But i found a black widow in my model box once,apperently in climed in will it was being packeged.
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2009/06/13 02:49:12
-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/12 23:50:35
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Shunting Grey Knight Interceptor
Louisville, KY United States
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Are you allergic? I'm allergic to mosquito bites (they swell up to painfully large proportions), so I assumed that the bullant that bit my leg would be harmless.
I learned that lesson alright. If you're allergic to insect stings, you'll probably be allergic to bites as well.
Edited for clarity.
All seems to be well other then it itches like mad D:
I just thought it would be a funny fml kind of story to share with you guys but apparently some people have no sense of humor on this site.
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2009/06/13 01:11:24
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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SignsPoint2Fail wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:Are you allergic? I'm allergic to mosquito bites (they swell up to painfully large proportions), so I assumed that the bullant that bit my leg would be harmless.
I learned that lesson alright. If you're allergic to insect stings, you'll probably be allergic to bites as well.
Edited for clarity.
All seems to be well other then it itches like mad D:
I just thought it would be a funny fml kind of story to share with you guys but apparently some people have no sense of humor on this site.
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2009/06/13 11:39:52
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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This are serious thread.
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2009/06/13 14:09:38
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Killer Klaivex
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It's a thread about being bitten on our manhoods by spiders. How serious could it be?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/13 14:16:34
Subject: Re:Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Pepsi boy comes to your aid.Do not fear Pepsi boy will dispatch this horrible monstrous beast!!!
Larping is much more fun with Pepsi.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/06/13 18:54:26
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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You ruined larping for me.
also pepsi.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/14 06:46:53
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Serious Squig Herder
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Hmm..getting bitten in the nuts by a Brown Recluse...
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2009/06/14 07:11:27
Subject: Re:Check your pants for spiders before you put them on..
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Looks like he hit you in the wrong spot.......
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