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Pyre Troll






http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192581/Police-unveil-new-twist-old-idea--bobby-motorised-tricycle.html

even the dude from hot fuzz would have trouble making that thing cool
   
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant




Ontario

Now he looks like mall security...

DCDA:90-S++G+++MB++I+Pw40k98-D+++A+++/areWD007R++T(S)DM+ 
   
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati





Under the Himalaiyan mountains

Thats even dumber than using a Segway.

"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
   
Made in za
Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

That made me laugh,I can just imagine British police on one of those police shows.Chasing after a hoodie who had stoled a handbag and them in hot pursuit on those.

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

This is a better police vehicle.


I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

Yeah nothing installs fear into a potential criminal quite like the 3wheels of justice.

I saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop this weekend. Maybe this will be in the sequal if they make it.

"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms  
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

It looks like what would happen if instead of a psycho killmongering scientist, a soccer mom invented the Daleks.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






So I'm not the only one that saw the Dalek angle!

GG
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

Maybe it's just the cyber men pretending to be Daleks.

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Daleks Superior Cybermen Inferior!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

Agreed,the Cult of Skaro(hope I spelled that right)are awesome.

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






Yeah instead of the weird euro police syren, it's just replaced with...

EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!

Now that would be a site to behold
GG

   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

It's not a very good design. Someone could just run up to it and push it over.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

Kilkrazy wrote:This is a better police vehicle.

Even better:

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
 
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