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2009/06/15 20:13:23
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
I thought you were going to the literally dark side for a moment there...
Don't you mean the sunny side?
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/06/15 20:40:40
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Jacketed gold 12 gauge hollow point slugs with holy water and silver nitrate cores capped with wax from a church alter. Mystic engravings optional.
Also available! Blessed silver hand grenades sectioned to break into thousands of silver crosses on detonation, garlic based tear gas canisters, 9 Gauge slugs in cast silver with high explosive cores and silver laced Teflon coated tungsten core rounds in .50 McMillian Fatmac, for those days that you have to take down a werewolf in serious body armor.
Also, ask about our Godzooka! 3 inch incendiary rockets covered in blessed silver casings with biblical verse and magnesium cores! Burn the Unclean in the fires of Purity!
Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
2009/06/15 20:58:58
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Jacketed gold 12 gauge hollow point slugs with holy water and silver nitrate cores capped with wax from a church alter. Mystic engravings optional.
Also available! Blessed silver hand grenades sectioned to break into thousands of silver crosses on detonation, garlic based tear gas canisters, 9 Gauge slugs in cast silver with high explosive cores and silver laced Teflon coated tungsten core rounds in .50 McMillian Fatmac, for those days that you have to take down a werewolf in serious body armor.
Also, ask about our Godzooka! 3 inch incendiary rockets covered in blessed silver casings with biblical verse and magnesium cores! Burn the Unclean in the fires of Purity!
Lol awesome! This sounds like stuff out of an Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter book.
2009/06/15 21:00:19
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Jacketed gold 12 gauge hollow point slugs with holy water and silver nitrate cores capped with wax from a church alter. Mystic engravings optional.
Also available! Blessed silver hand grenades sectioned to break into thousands of silver crosses on detonation, garlic based tear gas canisters, 9 Gauge slugs in cast silver with high explosive cores and silver laced Teflon coated tungsten core rounds in .50 McMillian Fatmac, for those days that you have to take down a werewolf in serious body armor.
Also, ask about our Godzooka! 3 inch incendiary rockets covered in blessed silver casings with biblical verse and magnesium cores! Burn the Unclean in the fires of Purity!
Lol awesome! This sounds like stuff out of an Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter book.
I don't believe in half measures when dealing with the unliving. It's overkill or be overkilled.
I'm still working on an anti-undead 3 inch navel gun round, but that's already pretty all powerful when dealing with organic targets. No matter how potent.
Also, I highly recommend electric ignition weapons. Mechanical firing mechanisms tend to tip off super senses. Landmines and other forms of mancatcher are a popular choice as many have instantaneous detonations/firing systems without the inconvenience of heartbeats or other giveaways.
Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
2009/06/15 23:42:49
Subject: Re:For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Jacketed gold 12 gauge hollow point slugs with holy water and silver nitrate cores capped with wax from a church alter. Mystic engravings optional.
Also available! Blessed silver hand grenades sectioned to break into thousands of silver crosses on detonation, garlic based tear gas canisters, 9 Gauge slugs in cast silver with high explosive cores and silver laced Teflon coated tungsten core rounds in .50 McMillian Fatmac, for those days that you have to take down a werewolf in serious body armor.
Also, ask about our Godzooka! 3 inch incendiary rockets covered in blessed silver casings with biblical verse and magnesium cores! Burn the Unclean in the fires of Purity!
I will stick with the holy hand grenade
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
2009/06/16 01:40:16
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Pfft, everyone knows the Holy Hand Grenade only works on killer rabbits. For vampires, you want blessed silver bullets filled with garlic-flavoured holy water.
And why bother carrying multiple weapons to deal with vampires and lycans? Just take a silver stake instead.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/06/16 01:46:44
Subject: Re:For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Jacketed gold 12 gauge hollow point slugs with holy water and silver nitrate cores capped with wax from a church alter. Mystic engravings optional.
Also available! Blessed silver hand grenades sectioned to break into thousands of silver crosses on detonation, garlic based tear gas canisters, 9 Gauge slugs in cast silver with high explosive cores and silver laced Teflon coated tungsten core rounds in .50 McMillian Fatmac, for those days that you have to take down a werewolf in serious body armor.
Also, ask about our Godzooka! 3 inch incendiary rockets covered in blessed silver casings with biblical verse and magnesium cores! Burn the Unclean in the fires of Purity!
Lol awesome! This sounds like stuff out of an Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter book.
I don't believe in half measures when dealing with the unliving. It's overkill or be overkilled.
I'm still working on an anti-undead 3 inch navel gun round, but that's already pretty all powerful when dealing with organic targets. No matter how potent.
Also, I highly recommend electric ignition weapons. Mechanical firing mechanisms tend to tip off super senses. Landmines and other forms of mancatcher are a popular choice as many have instantaneous detonations/firing systems without the inconvenience of heartbeats or other giveaways.
How many times do i need to be reminding you of this stuff....
And of course, for companionship and guard duty, who can forget the all powerful......
This thread is most impressive. Most impressive indeed.
2009/06/16 03:25:06
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
How many times do i need to be reminding you of this stuff....
Fail. Looks cool but will just piss them off unless loaded with the right ammo.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Win. Explosives and red hot shrapnel are an excellent anti-vampire solution. Only problem is the loud BOOOM...
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Win..... maybe. Depends once again on what you load it with. Then again, if you have the navy, just lay into them with 16in rounds. When it comes to Vampires, DO NOT feth AROUND. The chain gun is good for nazis and for slowing down zombies.
Do not try any of the above against demons. For that you need a heavy hitter. If prayer and exorcism aren't your thing, I've been working on a 16in round that I bought surplus that I have dubbed the Hell Buster. It's actually a fairly weak explosion, black powder charged, but, the charcoal used is made with a sacred flame and seven holy woods collected from seven sacred groves with a blessed sickle. Also mixed in are the relics of three saints, with the casing engraved with prayers of admonishment and banishing, and also potent runes of the same, with a filigreed depiction of the last judgment. Currently it resides in a place of worship, in the event that it needs to be sent to a place with war ships.
Send the Demons back to Hell in body bags!
Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
2009/06/16 03:47:22
Subject: Re:For all you Twillight-haters out there....
i have to deal with a sparkly vampire fangirl GF.... and when i show her some REAL vampires, she allways comments on how they are not vampires because they are not like twilight vampires
2009/06/16 13:15:28
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Van Helsing is the best vampire hunter ever. I mean, an automatic gas-powered stake crossbow? Mini-buzzsaws? How did Buffy not think of this?
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/06/16 13:28:23
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
As someone who must still endure secondary school, I have gotten sick of twilight. Never read it, never seen it, but I loathe it because of how the girls (99% of the time it is girls) never shut up about it.
But there is a good way of getting payback. Seeing as the chick (Bella?) has sex with a vampire at some stage, simply point out that she is a necrophiliac.
After taking 5 minutes to explain what a necrophiliac is, the looks on their faces were priceless.
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2009/06/16 13:48:35
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Teh_K42 wrote:As someone who must still endure secondary school, I have gotten sick of twilight. Never read it, never seen it, but I loathe it because of how the girls (99% of the time it is girls) never shut up about it.
But there is a good way of getting payback.
Seeing as the chick (Bella?) has sex with a vampire at some stage, simply point out that she is a necrophiliac.
After taking 5 minutes to explain what a necrophiliac is, the looks on their faces were priceless.
Respect.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/06/16 16:04:53
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
Films I walked out of (non-emergency situation) or turned off the DVD:
Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer
Slumdog Millionaire
The Assassination of Jesse James
Films I tried to walk out of, but the request was vetoed by She Who Must Be obeyed:
Cold Mountain
Spirit (on the positive I used this one as "you owe me" for Vegas show)
Films I fell asleep in
*Despereux
*Phantom Menace
*Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/16 16:12:48
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/06/16 16:22:48
Subject: For all you Twillight-haters out there....
-to many points to bother to count.
