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GIve me some strange, funny, and serious..... excuses... i mean ideas for armies working together

for example why a guard unit would fight with sisters of battle


Well i dont see anyone fighting alongside sisters unless they havent gotten laid in a really really long time

An example of why the inquisition would kill some guard

THe units commander saw the inquisitor knocking up a servitor and spread the word

I cant wait to see what comes of this.. or doesnt come of this... and no they dont have to be sexual thats just the way my mind works

The guard would fight next to Sisters of Battle/=I=/Spess Mehreens because if they didn't the Commissar/Inquisitor would shoot them in their heads.

Orks fight khorne berzerkers... becuase.....well just because they want to and the sisters come in purge them all while the eldar sit in orbit laughing at how the manipulated their enemies into fighting each-other while trying to convince the ranger to get a ¨better angle¨ on the sisters with the video

The Eldar would capture and control an entire hive fleet of Tyranids and tame them into domesticated beasts. For beneficial use in battles.
Plus this would give the Eldar excuses to wear cowboys hats, as if it was a Tyranid Ranch. the eldar could use this to a great advantage. And rule the galaxy once more.
Plus it would just be super kickass to see an Avatar riding on a Winged Hive Tyrant, or a Phoenix lords on a carnifex.

And thats why the Eldar could Work with the Tyranids........i think.

The Space Marines, Inquisition, and Imperial Guard have fought on several occasions because of conflicting orders.

Nids invading an Ork homeworld.

Orks get bigger and tougher depending on how much they fight and how tough they need to be, and Nids get more powerful by consuming biomass.....

so nids eat some orks and get more powerful, orks get bigger and get more powerful, so the nids eat some more orks and get more powerful , then the orks get bigger and get more powerful............

before you know it you would have 100 foot tall orks and armies of biotitans fighting.


Gewd Stuff

Its simple to Justify any battle:
Imperial Force Vs. Imperial Force = THE OTHER SIDE IS A HERETIC!
Imperial Force Vs. Any Xenos = PURGE THE XENOS SCUM
Eldar vs Eldar or Tau Vs. Tau = Training
Orks vs Orks = A BIT O' DA KRUMPIN!
Nids Vs Nids = Testing out new Biomorphs, losers Biomass feeds the stronger hive fleet or a Hive Ship has gone Rouge and cut itself off from the Hive Mind and the Hive Mind seeks to destoy it.
Xenos vs Xenos = Kill the Lesser Races/WHEEE MOR' KRUMPIN/Oh nomnomnomnom/Can't we just be friends?

We once had a coalition of Eldar and Chaos fighting Marines and Tau. Basically the leader of the Chaos army had destroyed the Avatar of a Craftworld (actually the act that gained him his Daemonhood) and had taken the Wailing Doom. Unfortunately for the Chaos Lord the Doom had become fused to his hand and he couldn't get rid of it. By chance he uncovered the fact that there was a Necrontry artefact that could destroy the bonds between his hand the Wailing Doom, so he set about assaulting the joint Imperial/Tau-held world to retrieve it.

The Eldar, desperate to retrieve the Wailing Doom and unable to kill the Daemon Prince directly at the moment, decided to fight with Chaos to ensure that the Chaos Lord achieved his goal. They didn't fight side by side of course, but they would attack any Imperial or Tau forces that tried to stop the Chaos forces. Then unearthing the artefact caused a bunch of Necrons to awaken, all hell broke loose, and the Chaos forces had to retreat.

They tried again in another massive attack, but by this stage the Eldar had foreseen that things would get worse whether or not the Chaos Lord achieved his goal, so with the might of the Imperium's forces on that planet behind them this time, they tried to destroy the Chaos Lord. They failed, but so did the Chaos Lord, and the Wailing Doom remains fused to his hand.

And yes, all of this comes from a long series of games we have actually played.

Nids+Orks
We have been sent back in time, to an age several years ago where rippers were squigs and squigs were in common between the two lists.
Or from a fluffier veiw, orks have "looted" the nids, rouge hive fleet imprinted on a wyrdboy's psykic presence. The Wyrdboy beacomes the new hivemind for the rouge fleet.

Aren't squigs ork/tyranid hybrids?

No, it got retconned so the squigs are in fact a kind of Ork.

Biovores are Nids using Ork DNA

hmmmmmmmmm very good very good but i was looking for more humorous/crazy ideas but still good stuff

The question that orks ask before fighting someone is "can these guys be fought?" And the answer is always "yes".

scifi112233 wrote:hmmmmmmmmm very good very good but i was looking for more humorous/crazy ideas but still good stuff

Okay I got ya.

Chaos Marines and Space Marines against Eldar because the Eldar are really that annoying and that's the only thing they can both agree on.

Tyranids/Eldar/Orks/Tau/Necrons and Imperium against Chaos because Xenos < Chaos

Chaos and Imperium beause Xenos > Chaos

Though I'd like the hear the explanation an Inquisitor would give to his superiors for the team ups. lol

Khorne and Dark Eldar against anyone else becaue Blood is Blood no matter who it's for or why you do it.

Orks and Necrons against anyone because the Orks want to know how their tellyportas work.

Tau and Wordbearers against the Imperium because they both know the The Imperium is the Evil one.

ahhh what about Space wolves vs SPace wolves because one wolf guard marked another wolfgaurds territory... if you know what i mean

Tau would fight Tyranids because it just sems right that people in large robots should be fighting monstourous creatures. Preferably in a Cityfight game where lots of buildings can be destroyed.

Blood Angels vs World Eaters. Before the Hours Heresy they competed against each to be first wave of an assault as both were known as assault armies.

SoB would fight IG becuase:

-Some sneaky guard swapped thier taped choirs with
"My Milkshake Brings the Boys to the Yard! Damn Right! It's Better than Yours!"
-They got sick of the Catachan showing off thier rippling muscles.
-Some sister thought, "well if we can't screw 'em, this must be the next best thing!"