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Zomg, a WoW player who isn't obese.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Dear jebus god.

That said, the best part was the attempted self-anal-rape with tv remote.

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With his boxers still on. Not quite getting the concept.

Anyways, this guy isn't typical of all WoW players. You can't just see a video like this, and assume all WoW players are thin.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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I said obese, Orkeo.

A slim and fit WoW player is just something made up to scare kids, like the Bogeyman and Michael Jackson.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Orkeosaurus wrote:With his boxers still on. Not quite getting the concept.

Anyways, this guy isn't typical of all WoW players. You can't just see a video like this, and assume all WoW players are thin.


yea yea, sure sure.

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*Woosh*

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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90% of WoW players are actually Boomers.
The other 10% are just there to grab some peels.

True story.

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WOW is nowhere near a good enough game to warrant this kind of tantrum. If his parents had just thrown out his army that he spent weeks painting, maybe...

What was up with the attempted remote penetration? I've been pretty pissed before, but my instincts always drove me toward smashing things. What kind of anger drives one to ram things up their butt?

2 - The hobbiest - The guy who likes the minis for what they are, loves playing with painted armies, using offical mini's in a friendly setting. Wants to play on boards with good terrain.
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I don't know.

Anger with your parents' conservative religious values?

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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I see many more lonely nights with a dirty remote in his future. How long until we see him on America's Most Wanted?

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BloodofOrks wrote:What kind of anger drives one to ram things up their butt?


I hope I never get that angry.


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Good god, first it was funny, then kind of sad, then a little scary. I've never seen anybody so angry, and I'm an angry black man. he was so angry he could butt rape himself. He even has goth razor cutters beat. Hell I think he has Every dictator beat. I think he is so fit because he freaks out over everything, it's a good work out. I just pray he never gets stuck in traffic driving a stick shift.

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

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Shhh, don't ruin the magic...

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Deadshane1 wrote:
BloodofOrks wrote:What kind of anger drives one to ram things up their butt?


I hope I never get that angry.



When you think about it, their are lots of good reasons to put things in one's butt: love, curiosity, boredom. It's just not something to do out of anger.

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So on a rainy weekend, you find it perfectly acceptable to shove the TV remote up your butt?

It'd be pretty damn uncomfortable.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Cheese Elemental wrote:So on a rainy weekend, you find it perfectly acceptable to shove the TV remote up your butt?


Actually, on rainy weekends, butt rapeage conissour's prefer Sony Stereo system remotes rather than TV remotes, although Sanyo does provide a remote with smooth enough edges that entry is rather smooth which is perfect for rainy weekends.

Fair weather weekends tend to favor Panasonic All-in-Ones, followed by Wii remotes.

For those "Hot" weekends, noone can deny the advantages of a Toshiba remote of any origin. Perfect in size, weight and shape, they're also durable enough to stand up to repeated usages.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

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Wow all flopping about,beatting himself with a shoe and that thing with a remote,wtf?

I am more worried about what he did in that closet the few seconds he was in there.

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If he gets angrier does he try things bigger than a remote? :p




(Though I can't imagine him getting angrier...unless it was staged, oh wai....)
   
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I'm more freaked out by the magic duvet.
He goes under it fully clothed, then suddenly he comes out wearing nothing but boxers!

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I guess he played a goblin engineer and wanted to find the practicality of a tv remote in getting revenge on one's parents.
   
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I couldn't really laugh when I saw that the first time because it was so disturbing. And yeah... the remote... wth.

   
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sexiest_hero wrote:Good god, first it was funny, then kind of sad, then a little scary. I've never seen anybody so angry, and I'm an angry black man. he was so angry he could butt rape himself. He even has goth razor cutters beat. Hell I think he has Every dictator beat. I think he is so fit because he freaks out over everything, it's a good work out. I just pray he never gets stuck in traffic driving a stick shift.


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One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
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