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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/24 02:27:12
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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To make a long story short...you havent lived until you catch an inmate "pleasuring" himself for his GF on the TV screen of visitation.
What a joy that was.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/24 02:38:49
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/24 02:40:09
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Then i dont want to live.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/24 02:43:31
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Killer Klaivex
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Surely you have security cameras or at least hidden microphones in there?
Shouldn't you knock anyway?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/24 09:03:06
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Could have been worse...
His Boyfriend could have been visiting!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/25 17:36:06
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Privateer
The paint dungeon, Arizona
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Deadshane1 wrote:To make a long story short...you havent lived until you catch an inmate "pleasuring" himself for his GF on the TV screen of visitation.
What a joy that was.
I worked in a super-max prison for almost 10 years....please dont get me started on stupid inmate stories lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/25 17:42:33
Subject: Re:Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Fixture of Dakka
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LOL how sweet.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/25 17:48:15
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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Not an image I would prefer to think about thanks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/25 21:43:38
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Nasty Nob
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Was she "self-pleasuring material"? I know in jail that can be a fairly broad answer (no-pun intended).
Now if it was the other way around I would be asking for a copy, but I don't think I would be only one. How come on Scinemax and in pornos female prisoners have such free reign over the establishment? I
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/26 00:28:09
Subject: Re:Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Battleship Captain
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Gross. Isn't it the other way round for a few minutes then he joins in? Actually, don't answer that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/26 00:38:37
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Privateer
The paint dungeon, Arizona
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I sometimes forget how distanced most people are from the reality of life inside a prison.
I guess it it seems pretty out there for someone to do that, but after being in that biz for years, its actually a pretty mild outburst
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/26 01:27:27
Subject: Tales from the Jail-Visitation Antics
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Then I haven't lived.
I'm happy in my insular existance, thankyouverymuch.
now to go scrub my brain.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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