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2009/07/09 20:04:27
Subject: Behold, The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson!
After reading the Taliban vs IRA thread that subject of Charlie Broker was brought up and I was reminded of this segment from one of his shows.
This is the most insane, surreal, nightmarish concept for a show I've ever seen. It's just bizarre in every way imaginable.
Oh and a quick request please, can we stay off the subject of religion itself lest this get locked. Lets just keep this on the subject of messed up TV!
"And if we've learnt anything over the past 1000 mile retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation!"
2009/07/09 20:09:51
Subject: Behold, The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/07/09 20:44:50
Subject: Re:Behold, The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson!
Thats completely wrong. In the food category the following items are proof of the existence of God
*Pizza
*Chocolate
*Ribeye steak
*Cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory
*Tim Horton’s maple glazed donuts
*Fajitas
*Pineapple
Bananas are merely proof of cherubs and lesser angels.
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2009/07/09 21:33:39
Subject: Re:Behold, The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson!
Bless you Mr. 'AR, I was looking for those recently.
It is insanity personified.
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We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
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2009/07/09 21:39:32
Subject: Re:Behold, The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson!
Thats completely wrong. In the food category the following items are proof of the existence of God
*Pizza *Chocolate *Ribeye steak *Cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory *Tim Horton’s maple glazed donuts *Fajitas *Pineapple
Bananas are merely proof of cherubs and lesser angels.
You forgot to include Turtle pie!
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2009/07/09 22:44:35
Subject: Re:Behold, The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson!
So this is the "Lets make fun of the public access tv you tube clip" thread? Or is this the "Lets make fun of the religion oriented you tube clips" thread. Or something else?
Look that puppet show was obviously pretty bad. I doubt any child would get much out of that. The 2nd one where the guy was singing about people "bitchin and complaining" about his singing, was incredibly bad.
The bannana one wasn't anywhere near as bad as the public acces clips. I for one agree with the guy, albeit his delivery method certainly could have been more polished. I mean you could pretty much take almost any fruit and do the same thing. Not the strongest argument for creationism.
GG
2009/07/09 23:19:51
Subject: Re:Behold, The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson!
generalgrog wrote:So this is the "Lets make fun of the public access tv you tube clip" thread? Or is this the "Lets make fun of the religion oriented you tube clips" thread. Or something else?
Mas o' menos
Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more.
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