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2009/07/14 18:46:53
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Implacable Skitarii
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Had a big one, all birthday items promised will get to peeps b4 weekend, sorry about that but you're only 25 - 35 once!!
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but the cliff, the sea!! your lust will hold you up - Ride!! Take on the outer form of the Duke - Change! Transfrom! |
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2009/07/14 19:18:22
Subject: Re:Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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ooooh-kay, this your 25th birthday for the xth time now? 
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/07/14 19:19:46
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Implacable Skitarii
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Yeah - once you get to xx years old you start going backwards
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but the cliff, the sea!! your lust will hold you up - Ride!! Take on the outer form of the Duke - Change! Transfrom! |
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2009/07/14 19:24:10
Subject: Re:Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What? Did I miss something?! Because none of this is making sence 
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2009/07/14 19:26:20
Subject: Re:Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Implacable Skitarii
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KingCracker wrote:What? Did I miss something?! Because none of this is making sence
Yeah you missed everything, omg you should of been there - it was messy, maybe next time
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but the cliff, the sea!! your lust will hold you up - Ride!! Take on the outer form of the Duke - Change! Transfrom! |
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2009/07/14 19:57:08
Subject: Re:Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Barpharanges
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athba wrote:KingCracker wrote:What? Did I miss something?! Because none of this is making sence
Yeah you missed everything, omg you should of been there - it was messy, maybe next time
Messy! That's putting things lightly.
My god, it was everywhere....
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2009/07/15 15:43:20
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Did anyone ever get the blood stains from the dead hooker cleaned up, or did you just decide to burn the motel, after all?
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
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2009/07/15 15:50:42
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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MagickalMemories wrote:Did anyone ever get the blood stains from the dead hooker cleaned up, or did you just decide to burn the motel, after all?
So thats what happened to Lisa,I hired her early that night.Got drunk,but was to afraid to do anything with her so I took her to the local carnival.We had a good time but I threw up on her after that horse ride and she left.I followed her and,well...I guess i must have murdered her in a drunken rage....ooops.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/07/15 16:00:38
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Barpharanges
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MagickalMemories wrote:Did anyone ever get the blood stains from the dead hooker cleaned up, or did you just decide to burn the motel, after all?
You know as well as everyone else that burning down the motel is the standard practice.
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2009/07/15 16:32:41
Subject: Re:Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Plus the owners can collect insurance and build a new one for next year. 
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/07/15 16:44:08
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Killer Klaivex
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I met a hooker once when I accidentally ran her over. I wanted to speak to her, but I was really nervous so I just buried the body in the woods and drove home to drown my sorrows in whiskey.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/15 17:01:37
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I met a hooker once when I accidentally ran her over. I wanted to speak to her, but I was really nervous so I just buried the body in the woods and drove home to drown my sorrows in whiskey.
That's not very christian of you.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/07/16 02:29:33
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Sinewy Scourge
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Did anyone find out what happened to my glasses, anyway?
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2009/07/16 02:36:33
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I met a hooker once when I accidentally ran her over. I wanted to speak to her, but I was really nervous so I just buried the body in the woods and drove home to drown my sorrows in whiskey.
Are you really 15? whiskey sounds like something an old drunk would have
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2009/07/16 03:09:53
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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LunaHound wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:I met a hooker once when I accidentally ran her over. I wanted to speak to her, but I was really nervous so I just buried the body in the woods and drove home to drown my sorrows in whiskey.
Are you really 15? whiskey sounds like something an old drunk would have
Hey wait just a minute I drink whiskey all the....oooh,ouch.
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2009/07/16 03:34:04
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Killer Klaivex
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Yes Luna, I'm dead serious. I kill hookers and get drunk off whiskey all the time.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/16 13:42:53
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Sinewy Scourge
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C'mon Cheese, let's get out of these ladies clothing and get into our tights.
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2009/07/16 15:29:30
Subject: Sorry - been ill since birthday .........
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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