Israel taking out Hamas with Love Gum

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**Frazzled**

Sorry I can't make this stuff up. From the nattering wingnut end of the gene pool:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iflSn6wJWSpD_E55DV8LHxvldfiA

Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
5 hours ago

GAZA CITY (AFP) — Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official said on Tuesday.

"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP.

"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," he said.

The Islamist movement that has run the densely populated and impoverished Palestinian territory for the past two years said it has detained members of a gang that helped to bring in the products.

"They admitted during the investigation they were linked to the Zionist intelligence services," he said.

One suspect said he had received the products from an Israeli intelligence officer at a cut-rate price "with the officer saying they did not want money, but to distribute the products among the young people of Gaza," Shahwan said.

"The intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among students."

The story came to light after a Palestinian man filed a complaint that his daughter had experienced "dubious side effects" after chewing the offending gum, Israeli media reported.

The Israeli military declined to comment officially on the allegations, which one military source termed "absurd."

**BrookM**

Screw that, give us some of that stuff already!

**warpcrafter**

It's no more absurd than the CIA trying to kill Fidel Castro with an exploding cigar.

**Frazzled**

warpcrafter wrote:It's no more absurd than the CIA trying to kill Fidel Castro with an exploding cigar.

Ah yes from the Groucho Marx school of assassination.

Unproven urban myth, although I could see the CIA spreading the rumor just to make Castro nervous about smoking cigars.

**BrookM**

They also tried to make his hair and beard fall out, undermining his manliness.

**Frazzled**

They also put a bunch of plastic pink flamingoes in his front yard, you can't forget that.

**Dreadwinter**

haha, I remember this one time they tried to kill him by sawing one of the legs of his chair off.

Those silly CIA guys!

**BrookM**

The CIA had its moments.

**Frazzled**

Remember when they tried to put hot sauce in his toilet paper. Those wacky guys!

**Tyras**

This is just as stupid as the conspiracy theories that claim the government brought the drug problems into the inner city to keep minorities down, or that the government created rap music to foster an east coast, west coast rivalry that would end up with black on black violence.

**generalgrog**

LOL at this thread.

GG

**garret**

Well its not like teenage boys need that gum.

**Frazzled**

Actually, that would explain a lot wouldn't it? The anger, the desire to kill strangers...

**Kid_Kyoto**

Wouldn't the Israelis want contraceptive gum?

the big issue with Palestinians is demographic, they're growing much much faster than the Jewish population which is why Israelis fear integration and actually want a two-state solution.