4 word story

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**snurl**

get the feth out

**Lupus Mortem**

and make some sandwiches.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

When I think about

**snurl**

that girl who has

**Lupus Mortem**

machetes in her car

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I am tempted to

**Lupus Mortem**

use my powers of

**snurl**

persuasion to get her

**Lupus Mortem**

dance naked at the

**Chaos Legionnaire**

friendly local gaming store.

**snurl**

She just may because

**Chaos Legionnaire**

when she sees my

**snurl**

fistfull of shiny dice

**sing your life**

She will offer a

**Lupus Mortem**

dance if you roll

**BigWaaagh**

on the floor like

**snurl**

a true power gamer.

**Lupus Mortem**

Buying loaded dice is

**Chaos Legionnaire**

an easy way to

**Lupus Mortem**

beat Gods Of Luck

**Chaos Legionnaire**

but you might also

**snurl**

get beaten up too.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I once saw a

**Lupus Mortem**

real life demon appear

**BigWaaagh**

after drinking an entire

**Chaos Legionnaire**

carafe of mineral spirits.

**Lupus Mortem**

Snurl is under investigation

**Chaos Legionnaire**

by ancient astronaut theorists

**BigWaaagh**

for drawing Nazca lines

**Lupus Mortem**

at the tattoo parlor