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How would you fight to survive if a bunch of mutant flying monkeys that feast upon human flesh started to drop from the sky and reek havoc on all of the human population and there was no way to get from one building to another without being swarmed upon by a mob of mad, flying, flesh-eating MONKEYS!?!?!?

Do You Think YOU could survive?

I have 1 banana in my hand , will throw it into the mob of 1000000 flying monkeys. Leave the rest to your imagination xD

Maybe put a grenade in the banana or make it a disguised grenade (banana.)

Guess I'd hole up in my cellar, contact the Superhero league about the situation, and sit tight while they sorted things out.

Try to communicate with them and persuade them to help me rule the world.

I'd just throw a bucket of water on Nancy Pelosi. After she melted the monkeys would be without their leader and disband into the woods of the east.

Edit: Had to pull back a little on that one lol.

This one is way too easy...



For a minute there I thought you said Flying zombie monkeys, looks more like dinner to me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNu0sR89_BM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFUtJhUb7Q&feature=related

And a proper one just for fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Qn_LkOhGg&feature=related

I would ignore them entirely and go after the witch who spawned them.

I will then proceed to throw water on her to make her melt.

Id just throw cheese at them.

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:I would ignore them entirely and go after the witch who spawned them.

I will then proceed to throw water on her to make her melt.

Yes... ignore them while they eat your face. Fantastic tactic, I give you 5 stars... hmmm, there appears to be no witch.

garret wrote:Id just throw cheese at them.

Brilliant!

Wrexasaur wrote: hmmm, there appears to be no witch.

but the witch is the whole reason that the monkeys are there. And if they'd be after my face I'll just use my scarecrow to distract them.

I suppose if I could have a flamethrower, you could have a scarecrow... I guess. Man, I hate being nice .

aflax1 wrote: How would you fight to survive if a bunch of mutant flying monkeys that feast upon human flesh started to drop from the sky and reek havoc on all of the human population and there was no way to get from one building to another without being swarmed upon by a mob of mad, flying, flesh-eating MONKEYS!?!?!?

Do You Think YOU could survive?

(Looks at cases of birdshot) I think the only question I'd have to ask is

Do killer flying monkeys taste better fried or barbequed?

THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING

An AC130 gunship. Raining hot death on the enemies since 1966. And a tanker-airplane for obvious reasons.

Flying Zombie Monkeys that attack people? Wasn't that a deleted scene from the Wizard of Oz?


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CaptainCommunsism wrote:And a tanker-airplane for obvious reasons.

You can have all the tanker aircraft you want, you'll (unfortunately) run out of ammo eventually.

Valkyrie wrote:you'll (unfortunately) run out of ammo eventually.

PLAN B:

I for one would welcome our new Flying mutant monkey overlords! If I couldnt scyophant my way out of it, you bunker down, feeding the monkeys other people that get their names pulled out of a hat (rigged of course)!

Wow random thread is random

Anyway best way to deal with flying stuff lock yourself in a big cage (with a door!) and carry a big sharp stick with you for poking through the holes like that old maori story
(any other new zealanders on the forum know it? (are there any other new zealanders on this forum?)

Poke them, yes very effective, I have to create another apocalypse what would you do?

Cheese Elemental wrote:Try to communicate with them and persuade them to help me rule the world.

I for one welcome our new FLying monkey wielding overlor...wait I already welcomed Cheesey. Nevermind.

1: go to local pub
2: start drinking
3: lock all doors
4: carry on drinking
5: keep on drinking some more
6: get something to eat
7: yet more drinking
8: wait for someone else to solve the problem
9: start working a 7 day week for a month to pay off the bar tab i ran up

JD21290 wrote:1: go to local pub
2: start drinking
3: lock all doors
4: carry on drinking
5: keep on drinking some more
6: get something to eat
7: yet more drinking
8: wait for someone else to solve the problem
9: start working a 7 day week for a month to pay off the bar tab i ran up

There are smart people out there I just choose not to be one for the time being and drink until I am near death

Shoot them. Shoot them now. Problem solved.

Dress like a monkey, learn their ways and become king of the monkeys.

Failing that, (if i haven't already been eaten trying to become king of the monkeys) there's always the shotgun option, at least I'd never be hungry.

SHOTGUNS FOR EVRYBOD-E!!!



Aim for the eyes junior!
This one is for the wee ones.

This is for the wee ones that don't like to be called wee .


And for yours truly and explosively... because shotguns work, but grenades work MUCH MUCH more better


And dem side-arm.


HOLY SNAP!!! This is a crazy weapon .



This thing is absolutely insane, I have watched this video a few times.

YAY. Guns for evryone!!!

What I am seeing is excessive amounts of firepower.

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On the other hand that grenade launcher/machine gun was amazing.

I'll pray those monkeys don't have anything Canifex sized and stick with brute force.