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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern






Right, I like a busy morning. As a Cab Driver, a busy morning puts cash in my pocket and a smile on my face, keeping me happy throughout the day.

And this morning is hella busy. Only two cars in town, and crapload of jobs around the town. So why am I sat on Dakka?

Because control, in their infinite wisdom have told the guy I share with to stay out an extra hour or so, rather than drop the car off to me. Thats right. The night driver is getting all my morning jobs.

So, I am meant to earn my crust today how exactly? By the time I get the Car, the others will be out, meaning I'll be in a queue of 8 or more. Tossers.

Seriously, they had better sort me out a couple of Heathrows today. Arseholed if this is happening without some form of compensation from control.

Oh, and if I see one more Maidstone car dropping people with luggage off in Tunbridge Wells (I work in the latter) it's not so much a case of broken legs, as legs snapped off and stuffed into bodily cavities.


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Just phoned control to see what they'll do for me, and the tosspot who made the decision clocks off at 7, so I have to call back then. If I'm still sat here at that point, and not on the road, I shall be EXTREMELY pissed off.

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Don't worry be skint instead more like.

This is stupid. Should of been on the road 40 minutes ago. Takes me 20 minutes to get the other driver back to his. Time is ticking away. My earning potential today is being pissed up the wall. And the fether who made all this possible really, really didn't care.

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Tomorrow is no good sadly. I have to give them their cut, and needed all of todays takings to make that up.

Now I'm being screwed around, and the twonk on Control really couldn't care less. Someone better kick his arse professionally over this. NOT happy. 52 minutes late now...

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It used to always piss me off when I worked in the restaurant business that The boss always bitched and moaned about how long it took for us to get everything cleaned up at the end of the night, even though we only made $8 an hour. fething community college jackoff never actually did our jobs, how would he know? Nothing worse than being bossed around by someone who never demonstrated the capacity to do your job. His job, on the other hand is easy, just be an donkey-cave to everyone and take the credit for their work.

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Oh it's worse than that. The knobend on the end of the phone is salaried. I am not. If I want to earn money, it's buns on seat and keep going until I've made my money. So that arsehat stopping me going out means I am *losing* money today.

Right. It's 7 O'clock. Fingers crossed whoever is taking over isn't a buttmunch and will actually give two hoots that I'm being screwed right now.

Just called again. The Controller is now meant to be calling me back, which is nice as I no longer have to spend my money on phonecalls. Seriously fething livid right now. At this rate, I won't get out and booked on, thus ready for work, until 7:30, and thats if the other driver turns up in the next three seconds. Which isn't going to happen.

ARSEHOLES!

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Cast thy eye towards other taxi firms... or consider a bank loan and go self employed? Certainly raise stink about this though in a letter to the boss.



 
   
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About to eat your Avatar...

I agree with MeanGreen on this one, I would be furious if someone did this to me.

I've not driven a cab before, but I have experienced things similar to this in the construction industry. People screw each other quite a lot, and I dare say that the workers/laborers are the ones on the short end of the stick on this one.

It would be good idea to look around for a new taxi firm, lest ye freak out and land a solid one in someones nose, though I wouldn't blame you one bit. It is practically stealing, and not only that it is stealing in a way that is totally insane and unfair.

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And now calm. I am serene.

Whoever replaced the first butthole was not a butthole and sorted me out good today. £162 for a days work? Yes please Santa!

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About to eat your Avatar...

Nice stuff, good to hear it worked out for you.


 
   
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Right, I like a busy morning. As a Cab Driver, a busy morning puts cash in my pocket and a smile on my face, keeping me happy throughout the day.

And this morning is hella busy. Only two cars in town, and crapload of jobs around the town. So why am I sat on Dakka?

Because control, in their infinite wisdom have told the guy I share with to stay out an extra hour or so, rather than drop the car off to me. Thats right. The night driver is getting all my morning jobs.

So, I am meant to earn my crust today how exactly? By the time I get the Car, the others will be out, meaning I'll be in a queue of 8 or more. Tossers.

Seriously, they had better sort me out a couple of Heathrows today. Arseholed if this is happening without some form of compensation from control.

Oh, and if I see one more Maidstone car dropping people with luggage off in Tunbridge Wells (I work in the latter) it's not so much a case of broken legs, as legs snapped off and stuffed into bodily cavities.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Just phoned control to see what they'll do for me, and the tosspot who made the decision clocks off at 7, so I have to call back then. If I'm still sat here at that point, and not on the road, I shall be EXTREMELY pissed off.


You're not paying off the dispatch guy.

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Yes I am sadly. Each driver gives the company a set amount each week, which pays for the staff and the equipment to send the jobs out.

I'm paying that arseholes wages.

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No I mean him personally-you know bribe, tangible gratuity, kickback?


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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About to eat your Avatar...

Do you rent a cab or lease one? OH, do you drive a london cab? You know the one, the really hearse-like ones .

Frazzled wrote:No I mean him personally-you know bribe, tangible gratuity, kickback?



Psst.... , that is how ya do it though. Not a bad idea, but it sounds like the person already gets enough money from you as it is.

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Ah! With you now Sir!

Been done before within the company. All offenders were fired/cut off. I like having money, so no bribery from me!

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About to eat your Avatar...

You could call it a donut if it makes you feel better .


 
   
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Well, despite being a renowned lefty liberal when it comes to cretins already technically in my employ, the time for Carrot has passed, and the time of Stick is here.

I shall thrash him to within an inch of his life like some Dickensian Orphan!

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Wrexasaur wrote:You could call it a donut if it makes you feel better .


donuts, gifts of wine that sort of thing.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Somewhere in the unknown universe.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Right, I like a busy morning. As a Cab Driver, a busy morning puts cash in my pocket and a smile on my face, keeping me happy throughout the day.

And this morning is hella busy. Only two cars in town, and crapload of jobs around the town. So why am I sat on Dakka?

Because control, in their infinite wisdom have told the guy I share with to stay out an extra hour or so, rather than drop the car off to me. Thats right. The night driver is getting all my morning jobs.

So, I am meant to earn my crust today how exactly? By the time I get the Car, the others will be out, meaning I'll be in a queue of 8 or more. Tossers.

Seriously, they had better sort me out a couple of Heathrows today. Arseholed if this is happening without some form of compensation from control.

Oh, and if I see one more Maidstone car dropping people with luggage off in Tunbridge Wells (I work in the latter) it's not so much a case of broken legs, as legs snapped off and stuffed into bodily cavities.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Just phoned control to see what they'll do for me, and the tosspot who made the decision clocks off at 7, so I have to call back then. If I'm still sat here at that point, and not on the road, I shall be EXTREMELY pissed off.


this reminds me of that scene in I Am Legend

"Every little thing... is gonna be all right...."

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Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.


Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
 
   
 
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