I have half a cat on the garage roof.
*j/k. I don't have a garage, I've got a carport.
I've had a grand total of 1 pet, and it got run over by a car. I don't wish to set myself up for that kind of pain again.

ha ha thats funny....
i had a cat too, but when we where puting some new radiators in the spare room he went looking for mice under the floor boards, unfortunatly poor wee merlin forgot to leave a note and was trappad under there for a few days, don't worrie i did find him....merlin ran away after that
when i was about 13 we had 3 wee kittens and they kept gaking on the carpet, my Dad, he told me one day after school that the kittens had "run away" all of them...
all the cats i've had have ran away...